Another Gay Post

Since Eric my pal made a note to me, that my Boob & Sex post makes my blog irrelevant. I really wonder what would actually make it relevant?

I mean, true enough, I'm gay. But do I have to bitch and whine with every single post of mine complaining about life's challenges? Apparently I can't do that, cause I don't see anything as being impossible.

Perhaps he's referring to the fact that since I'm gay, and he assumes that most of my readers are gay as well? Oh well, that's easy to know. I'm starting a new poll (refer to your left). I'll leave it for about a month and we'll know the answer very soon.

So in order of fairness, I'm going to post something that is really good for the eyes of girls and gays who crave good looking guys.

First up, let's start with something cool looking shall we? Here's someone with a hairstyle I wish to emulate at times.


Sad to say, I'm not as slim as he is nor my hair as easy to fondle with as his. :(

How about an adorable guy for you peeps?


I bet some girls are already going OWHH~~ He's so CUTEEE!!!! (I can speculate some gays will be touching some parts of their own body by the end of this post)

Okay, let's get a lil more sizzling shall we? Topless pictures, anyone?


Man, how I wish my college's gym has someone of that quality. Lol.

Here's another hot lean guy. I think he's the cause of global warming.


If you don't think he's hot, here's another HOTTER picture of him with almost full nudity.


Okay, I think for my straight readers, I'm pushing the line over here. Having pictures of great looking guys at this level is just unbearable for straight guys. I bet now you feel like cursing me to death for the abomination that you think I am. And for some of my stalkers who are gay bashers, this may even piss them off even more.

However, is there anything wrong for a guy to be gay if he's just being someone who he wants to be? This being said, he's not harming anyone else nor violating anyone's else rights. Then, why would other people violate his rights of his freedom? I mean, is there anything wrong if 2 guys who happen to like each other be together and live happily ever after?


I certainly don't think so. I believe that everyone has a right to live their own lives as long as they don't violate another person's rights. I do not ask for others to be in sync with me, but being hopeful is good at times.

P.S. Do the poll on your left please. :)

Photos credit to Bangkok of the mind's blog.

Cheers
Robb

Retrieving Tang SanZang

Oh no~~ The demon has taken Tang SanZang away from his disciples. (I am refraining myself from making any jokes for the 4th square of this strip).

How wonderful to have a pig companion traveling with you. If you need to get others to believe you, just compare yourself with your traveling companion, or simply just pretend to get acquainted with your target to cheat your companion's money. Lol.


More of Journey to the West next.

Cheers
Robb

Boobs & Sex

This post contains quite a bit of animations. Please do wait patiently for all of them load for full satisfaction

As much as I don't like boobs, but I like what they can do for my blog traffic.

At times, I still find the action of bouncy boobs funny and kinky.


To the perverts who are already excited seeing that, let me give you something more intriguing.


Okay, at this point, I've got a hunch that some of you have become a Terra Cotta army figure. Refer picture below.


There is nothing wrong with you as we're all humans and we all have desires. I mean, who would say they don't love sex if they've tried it willingly before?


Bah, at any rate, loving sex is fine. But practicing safe sex, now that is important.



Fin.

Cheers
Robb

P.S. What a cheap shot for traffic this post is. XD

Eyes on the Monk

As we all do know (perhaps some of you don't), any demon who gets to feast on the flesh of Tang SanZang the monk will enjoy longevity as he is an incarnate of a God according to legends. Thus, horny brothers (Gold Horn and Silver Horn) have their eyes locked in on Tang SanZang an co.

That being said, how do we get close to a group traveling Buddhists? Easy, exploit their kindness.


Next update will see Tang SanZang captured by the horny brothers. My God! The previous sentence sounds nasty! Lol. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Nokia IAC @ Zouk

Nokia IAC (Independent Artists Club) @ Zouk was great. Nokia is supporting the local talents by establishing the IAC to provide a platform for our local artist to reach out to more audience via the Internet and radio as well!

Enough talk. Thanks to Nokia who sent 10 VIP passes to Nuffnang bloggers, we get the privilege to enjoy local talent right in front of our eyes. We Nuffnangers are an active bunch. When we know there's an event like this, we'll gladly walk up front and cover it like professionals (or so we thought~ lol).


Their Internet banner told us that we have to be there by 3pm as the doors will be closed at that time. Being the kiasu person I am, I actually arrived at KLCC LRT station 1 hour early. This is due to the fact that I don't know how to walk to Zouk as I've never been there before. Yes, I'm a sakai.

I made several calls to Zach asking him to check the map where should I turn and go every now and then. Then, I saw something..


I was so happy I didn't get lost and I went..


I was among the earliest audience that arrived. After awhile the whole gang of Nuffnangers reached. What else do bloggers do when they come together? Camwhore la, duh.


Most of the bloggers turned up with DSLR. I only went there with my LG Viewty. Damn XiaXue sia sui myself. T_T


When I was up on the post, the other bloggers requested me to do some bizzare pose. They suggested me to show and rub my own thighs.. =.=""


Registration actually started at 3pm. We bloggers have our own list to register on. How proud were we on that day. Finally the role of the digital media is being recognized the way it is supposed to be.


But the wait was quite bad before they grant us entry. The weather was pretty hot and people started getting impatient. Lucky me, there was a cameraman and an interviewer around the place. I was pleased as I finally get to be recorded live again after StarCeleb. That kinda equalized the weather and the wait in line.


About 3.30pm, the event finally begun. There were 3 different venues of Zouk utilized for 3 different genres of musicians. The first one that I went in was Zouk's Main Room where independent rock bands were rocking it hard!! Yeah!!


Basically it's the typical band thing where people express themselves louder than ever. True enough, there are some talented screamers singers there but due to the low tolerance of shouting intense music, I went and checked out other venues.


Next up, Velvet Underground, where DJs and Hip Hoppers brought the funk in the house~

We managed to catch KLG Sqwad rapping it cool~ I remembered singing along "Amplify! Amplify!" with their song. Lol.


The DJs who performed are not bad either. Their work are often underestimated as without them, our clubbing music would have sucks big time. Give it up for DJ Fuzz who taught the audience more what DJ'ing is all about during his clinic session!


DJ Bo - Grandeur of Decibel is not to be taken lightly. He's so good with his skills, his hair went afro. Okay, I lied. He had the afro hair before he attended the DJ console. But he really reminds me of my colleague Firdauz, a lot!


Rationally, when you have great musics from great DJs, you gotta have people dancing along the beat right? There's no shame in it as there was a pretty good dancer showing off his skill.


The finale in Velvet Underground was performance by Point Blanc, my Ipoh Mali artist! Yea!! I've always been a big fan of Point and seeing him perform live was something I was always hoping for! Finally a chance to meet the Ipoh Zai in person!


His performance was up to expectation and I realized that the last verse for his Ipoh Mali song has changed! The original version for the last sentence of that verse was something like ' For Point Blanc to be more famous than Ipoh Chicken Rice~ '. He has changed it into ' Now Point Blanc is more famous than Ipoh Chicken Rice~' or something. I'm very certain about this!

Upstairs at Terrace Bar, it was home to the mellow sounds of singers and songwriters. In other words, I would call it.. jiwang house.


Some of the singers were real good! Especially Alaling in my opinion.


Her songs were sweet and so was her voice. She has the projection of a very cheerful face. It is as though she's the most cheerful or happiest person on Earth. I wonder why?


The finale for Terrace Bar was reserved for the famous Pete Teo. I've never listened to him sing before this, but after that night, I gotta admit, he's real good! No wonder he conducts a clinic session and is pitted for the finale to ensure the crowd sit still till the last act.


The event was great overall. I was very satisfied with the performances. However, the management could be improved as the public does not like to be kept waiting under the sun despite been lied to about the starting time. On the other hand, Malaysians should lighten up and cheer for their local artists. Being conservative will not bring you excitement in life. Cheer for them like you cheer for Fergie! They deserve it!

After my first visit to Zouk, I've decided to contribute more to them to show my appreciation. Thus I became their..


If you drive pass me, wave at me, okay?

Photos credit to Joshua, Hwei Ming and Simon.

Cheers
Robb

This Is Sparta Again!!

More Sparta images! The following 3 have the same display, but different funny captions. Hope you guys would enjoy it.

And speaking of which, I so agree with what King Leonidas is saying in the animation below...


Hope you guys enjoyed it.

:)

Cheers
Robb

Chinese Likes Wines

Seriously, most Chinese enjoys drinking. I mean, some of us drinks for social, some people just live to drink literally!

Now, when you're Chinese and you have magic power, what would you do with the empty bottle of your favorite drink? Throw it? That's so waste!


Golden Horn and Silver Horn attempts to capture Tang Sanzang next!

Cheers
Robb

Rock Up

This post is long due. I am a bad blogger. I deserve to be spanked for posting on something that has happened almost a week ago!


I'm not going to do the definition thingy to explain what Rock Up is. I'm doing it in my own manner and understanding. Basically this is a huge event organized fully by students(!) to raise fund for a children shelter, which in this case, the name is Agathians Shelter.

To tell you the truth, the first time I saw the ads online, I read wrongly and did not know I was wrong till I was at the event myself. All these while I had in mind, the funds raised from Rock Up will be given to Afghanistan Shelter. Yes, the one that US struck a few years ago trying to nail Osama bin Laden for good. Go on, laugh me silly on this.


So technically the theme of the event is to provide entertainment to the public via various performances in order to draw attention and care for their cause. I mean, how could you not help when you know that there are kids out there who are underprivileged and deprived of normal childhood? And by performances, music is the most dominant one. They have all kinds of bands playing for instance.


But sad to say, the venue wasn't perfect for band performance as it was located below a huge dome! Thus, poor sound quality. But nevertheless, good effort dudes!

Even the boys from the shelter themselves showed up to perform for the crowd. Guess what they do? Just giggle around and smile so people would give them money? No. They bang drums and make lots of noise!


And it works! People do pay attention when you're making hell lots of noise. Parents, I will not be held responsible for any action that your kid is going to make after reading my blog post, alright? Lol.

Aside from band performances, they managed to get hold of various local celebrities to their aid in raising funds. They managed to get Choy Wan and May Wan, the popular Papaya sisters, Liang and even Harith Iskandar!!


Speaking of the twins, that reminds me of my mate, Konrad who's a Gernese (German + Chinese = Gernese. Portugis + Chinese = Pornese). He was my classmate way back during high school and we were real pals back then as we stayed quick near each other. The only regret he had that day was not able to take a picture with May and Choy. Poor him.


Heck, he don't even look in front when he's taking picture with me!
The singing that I heard was definitely superb. First off was Zalila Lee which was not exactly very attractive in her appearance, but God's fairness is justified when her voice captivated hearts of many.

Then out come Juwita Suwito! This babe rocks! She's a famous local song writer and she sings awesomely well. Mind you, the song Gemilang for the first season of Malaysian Idol which Jacyln Victor sing was actually composed by her!


I did not manage to catch her in person to camwhore with as she was surrounded by journalists once she finished her performance. :( But no matter, as I managed to get myself on... Liang! Though I've already met him before during Nuffnang Pajama Party, but it is still great meeting him again, and what else, camwhoring with him! Woohoo~


Not to mention, I did have a 'good' friend there volunteering to help for good cause. Not wasting any time, I grabbed him again for another picture.


Ignore the captions in the photo.
(It's true though)
Okay, I've sidetracked enough. Back to Rock Up.
(Though I do admit I look good in those camwhore pictures)

On top of the bands, singing and gangbanging drum banging, there was also fashion show. Yes. Charity fashion show to be precise as the clothes are auctioned to the audience.


No, the girls don't take the clothes off immediately on the runway once you win the bid, unfortunately.


I was seated a row behind Mr Siva, who is the caretaker of the Agathians Shelter. It was so coincidence that the models will stop and pose at the place where the angle from my camera will produce pictures that I can't help but to be mischievous in putting captions in it.






At the end of the day, they managed to raise RM43k which surpassed their original target of RM40k for the Agathian Shelter. Good job guys, especially Lim Bee Sim and Saw Ping May which headed the committee. Considering that all of you guys are student, the event was fantastic though definitely there are rooms for improvement in the future.

If you would like to know more about Agathian Shelter or wants to donate to their operating cost of raising the underprivileged children, do check their website out at www.agathians.org.

Cheers
Robb

Introducing Horny Brothers

This is not a porn post. This is merely a continuation of my Journey to the West comic I update daily. Nice catchy title ain't it? :D

Okay, back to the stories. Let's introduce the Horny Brothers shall I? This is due to the fact that they do have horns!

Gold is precious. That's why a lot of people invest in it. However, if you ditch gold for something else, it might not necessary be profitable.


More acts from the Horny brothers next update.

Cheers
Robb

Fishing My Way To Made Of Honor

Do you like fishing? I've never tried it before in my life.

Okay, I lied. I did when I was 5, I think.


My first fishing experience
After that, nope. Never tried once. From the television we often see the Caucasian dads bringing their kids to the lake for fishing and here, when it's Sunday, your dad stays home and watch television!

Bah, after around 15 years older, I just went fishing. Here's a photo of it.


Want to know my score? I hope it's high enough to get invited to the dinner!


My not so high score..
In case you want to try your luck at fishing, you can click here.

Why am I doing this? Ho ho ho, this is because I want to get the free invitation to attend an 8-Course dinner at JW Marriott and movie Premiere of Made of Honor!


I'm not kidding! Check out Nuffnang's blog if you want more details.

I mean, it's a free 8 course meal at JW Marriott! It would have cost you a bomb if you actually pay for it. Not to mention you get to watch Made of Honor 1 week earlier before it is released in the cinemas nationwide. Wah!!! Such a big deal, writing this blog post to trade for that is so worthwhile!!

In addition, the fishing game by Hong Leong Bank is really fun! It lives up to its previous flash game, the Kiap Kiap a Fly as well, which was another hit with the online community. Seriously, I don't see anything troublesome in enjoying yourself with their game, and enjoying another luxury dinner and a movie premiere. XD

40 highest scores get the invitations. But boss says if there are more than 40 write-ups, I might not get to go as he wants to give other Nuffnangers priority... :(

Wants to go >_<
Robb