Fat Spider?

Okay, here's a review of an extremely outdated guy who just watched Spiderman 3 in the cinema.

Not gonna go into detail of everything since there's hell lots of detailed reviews already out in the net before me. So, I'm just gonna tell how I feel about the movie. Storyline is good, Venom's cool, Sandman is eerie but awesome at the same, Green Goblin is fucking good looking. Practically no complaints against the villains and the other characters except for Tobey Maguire and Kristen Dunst.

I'll bang the girl first, since her first act singing in the theatre was absolutely awful. I mean come on, she looks like a drag queen more than a real woman. Seriously! I've seen better looking tranny than her in a white evening gown than her.

Seriously, you look like a tranny in a white evening gown, Kristen...
Let's talk about the nerd, Peter Parker, casted by Tobey. Man, he has gone fat!!! I mean come on, you're supposed to be a hero. By all means, even though you're a nerd in real life, you don't wanna have your nerdiness when you're in a costume!!! Gosh, shed some fat and flabs Tobey!! Especially if you're playing someone who's supposed to be in tights. I don't wanna talk anymore about it. See the pictures for yourself.

Gosh!! Look at those flabs in the middle!!!
If you observe carefully through out the movie, you can actually see that Tobey has a double chin!!! God save the heroes for the kids!!


I guess the next time we see spidey webbing things, it would be Cheezels won't it? Lol.



Looks better than Spidey
Robb