3. 5XMom's son towards her.
Son : What’s in woman’s jeans that man doesn’t have?
5XMom : Huh? What jeans?
Son : G.E.N.E.S lah! Why women drivers suxs and men don’t?
5XMom : Who says women drivers suxs!!!!!
Son : You see, papa just need one turn and he gets out of the carpark. You need to turn don’t know how many twists then only you can get out.
5XMom : HOI! I am a woman, so more careful. I got more senses because I need to protect the youngs. Nature instinct, mothers are supposed to protect their youngs. So, I have all these extra senses and protectiveness. That’s how I bring you up so big now, never squashed you, crushed you or whatever. See?
Son : Yalah, yalah, all your excuses. Go blog it lah.
2. Mr Garrison, South Park the Movie
I don't believe words from people who bleed for 3 consecutive days and doesn't die every month.
1. Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin (BN – Kinabatangan)
Mana ada bocor, Batu Gajah pun tiap-tiap bulan bocor juga (Where is the leak? Batu Gajah leaks every month too)
Now do tell me ladies and gentlemen, how the heck would such a gentlemen managed to enter the Parliament at first place?
What a great way to celebrate Mother's Day eh? I wonder if some MP's Mom would be happy to listen to what he had said?
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