Chinese Names?

I stumbled upon this while browsing the net. Now I really wonder if such names do exist.

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone andyou want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!


Cheers
Robb

6 comments:

conan_cat said...

lol there's a surname called Wan alright, and i'm not suprised that there're people with those christian names that go with it.

but pronounciation so bad meh... Noel Wan can say become No One... lol

David Chin (dctw) said...

Haha... Some other names


Carl Ch'ng (Arse in Hokkien)
Paul Chan (Bankrup in Cantonese)
Nelson Tan (Bird lay eggs in Chinese)

David Chin (dctw) said...

OH yar... and one more

Betty Lau ...
go figure out what this means

danielhenry said...

... OMG that's farking hilarious. HAHA.

CRIZ LAI said...

haha...better don mix with Susie Wah if you are in Genting...sure lose all the money :P

Shally said...

lol!!!

one of my friend's name is Monica Cheng(touch ur ass). we always make fun of her.