What? Not these dates? Oh, alright. I'll spill. I know I've been very very wrong. I've been out in lots of dates with lots of different girls. I know you guys had spies on me all along. I noticed the photographers and twice I whacked the shit outta him to give me the memory card of his camera. God damn it, why can't I have dates on my own peacefully? It's not like I'm married or something?
Candlelight dinner also cannot? Shoo!
There you have it, the truth about my dates.
Huh? Alright alright. I guess I can't hide no longer. You're talking about this date right?
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Well, I disabled them from the blog for a few good reasons. Wanna know why?
Sense of Mystery
I wanna give you guys a feeling of curiosity at first for everyone who visits my blog and go wandering, "Hmmm.. Something is missing, but I can't tell what.." For those who enquire, I've kept my silence till now (Obviously ran out of blogging material la, lol).
As you can see, I'm a problogger (the word pro simply means I make money with my blog). I write paid post everyday and these posts can only be written between 2 ordinary post of my own. Thus whenever I blog, I leave an empty draft in advance in case I suddenly have another great blogging inspiration to write. If I do leave the date and time on, won't it be controversial for advertisers to see their paid post written before they actually ask for it? Tactics of deceptions. Ha ha.
Cleaning My Mess
Well, my updates for the blog range from 2 days a post to 6 posts a day. Damn high fluctuation, eh? If I do leave the dates on, people will think that I'm such an unorganized bastard (which is true, but nevertheless I'm trying to avoid), ain't it? Besides, when newcomers enter my blog they can always read what's at the top without going through the date and realize that the blog owner has not been updating for quite some time, eh?
There you have it, the reasons behind missing dates. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm going to buy some red dates (as it is available easily since it's Ramadhan month) with a date on this very date.