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Wukong Captured

This update will see Wukong finally captured by the Heavenly Army. But before that, let's enjoy more transformations.

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Transforming too much might be bad for Wukong as suddenly, another Deity came into the picture together with Erlang to capture him.

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Next update, Wukong executed! Will he die? (We all know he won't) Stay tune!

Cheers
Robb

Jealousy

One of my friends asked me something today. I thought it might be amusing so I decided to post it up.

H.a.M.s.A.p™ says: <-- what a pervert nickname! eh..if ur boyboy knows that u are talking wif other guys, will he get angry at u?

SotongZai aka Robb says: tat's the most ridiculuous question i've ever heard <-- actually I've heard worse

SotongZai aka Robb says: there's only 2 genders in this world <-- at this moment of time, I forgot there are trannies in the world

SotongZai aka Robb says: male and female <-- I missed out shemale

SotongZai aka Robb says: u mean, by being in a relationship i can't talk to 50% of the world's population? <-- okay, it's faulty as we all know there are more females than males in the world and not to mention there are some percentage of shemales too.

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Yes, come to mummy~~

Okay, jealousy. It's a very common thing in relationship. Some peeps said you're jealous because you love him/her. In a way, it's true. But at times it could be too overwhelming. Sometimes people do get too green-eyed not matter how simple the interaction his/her partner has with err err.. Fuck! This is so damn difficult catering for straight and gay audiences! I shall assume that everyone is straight and I'm blogging from the guy's perspective, okay?


I'm straight too! Just like the nail!

Where was I? Some newbies in love would go all haywire the moment she sees her boyfriend talking to another girl.


Why the fuck are you talking to another girl? You don't love me anymore?!!!!

Not to mention some guys would turn into a huge Green-Eyed Monster if they see their girlfriend hanging out with guy friends.


You talk other guy, Me Smash Him!!

Things like this would never happen to people who understand the true meaning of relationship. In a true loving relationship, both parties are allowed to socialize with anyone they like irregardless of genders. This include talking about sex, eating out each other, watching a pornography movie and even working out together on bed.

Seriously, don't be a green-eyed monster. If you're one, your relationship will never last long as you'll most likely kill your lover within the first year of your relationship. If you're a guy and you have problem with jealousy, I'm suggesting you go after She-Hulk who would ensure both of you have a fun time fighting each other.

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Man, I never want to see such a woman in my life if I can help it.
Wait, WTF!! I see something at the crotch!! Shemale-Hulk!!

It's okay to turn green like our buddy below once in awhile. But know your limits and be reasonable, mates. Don't let your jealousy kills off your relationship.

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Err...

This is a community message brought to you by Robby.

Cheers
Robb

Nemesis Transform

As we all do know, violence doesn't solve much problem. If we have conflict, what would be the best way to solve them?

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Okay, maybe not. What about changing into something that your opponent would be afraid of? That would be interesting ain't it?

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More transformation next update.

Cheers
Robb

Nuffnang Gives Out Free Press Screenings!

In case you don't know, you can check it out here.

So, being the Blogger Liaisons Executive that we are, Michelle and I fulfilled our duty in liaising with our Glitterati bloggers yesterday as we attended the Press Screening of a new movie. What movie? This one.

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Okay, I'll harp about the movie first before showing off what bloggers do when they meet.

Death Note 3: L Change the World is all about L. It has absolutely nothing to do with Death Note, Shinigami nor Kira. The only time you get to see Kira, Misa, Death Note and the Shinigami would be the beginning part which last less than 5 minutes.

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What did L do with the Death Note? He freaking burnt it!!

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Technically, the movie is all about L. It's about L and his sugardaddy sugar-based food.

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It's about L eating a chocolate.

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It's about L acting cute sitting with both legs on the couch and slanting his head.

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It's about L typing with only 2 fingers.

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Seriously, it's all about L!

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Though there's some plot in the movie (seriously, it's just some), but the theme would be L and only L. I would recommend this movie for all chicks and fags who dig L . If you're looking for nice plots, twists and turns like the previous 2 movies, you're in for a let down.

My personal rating for this movie - 2/5.

But nevertheless, Buena Vista did a good job getting bloggers to the Press Screening as we are very constructively critical.

After the movie, guess what bloggers do when they meet?

Camwhore.

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From left to right: Sasha, Shaun, Michelle (lazy link again), Joshua, Robb Chew, Charity, Simon
After the normal post, we decided to bend over pose like L, hunching which Charity called - prawns

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Then all of us went lunch on my Entertainment allowance by Nuffnang at Sushi Zen.

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The lunch was quite decent seeing that the price wasn't too high and the quality is acceptable. Simon here had a great time eating Sashimi and sushi.

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After lunch, we had a walk and we stumbled upon a stall which sells Durian Pancake!

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Being a durian fan (refer hair and size of balls), I was really interested and started pointing them and showing my new friends.

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I tasted the sample and it was fucking delicious!!! I have to buy it! But I took a look at the price...

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Oh Tuhanku yang menjolok OMFG!! 2 bucks per piece!! One piece is smaller than both my index and middle finger put together! I asked for discount, being the cheapskate bastard that I am.

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No discount.. But being the hardcore durian lover that I am, I sucked up to the price and decided to make the purchase anyway.

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But seriously, it's damn delicious. If I have the extra buck and I happen to pass by that stall again, I'll definitely return. If you do love durian, you ought to try them too. :)

It was definitely a very good outing for me and the bloggers (I hope). I definitely hope I'd be assigned to liaise with bloggers for the next Press Screening.

Cheers
Robb

Who's Bigger?

As Erlang and Wukong battles, they take on the competition seeing who has a bigger dick is bigger in size!

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Okay, perhaps this will remind us the faulty logic that Incredible Hulk's jeans didn't tear each time he transform.

More on size, if both parties can transform to huge ass sized entities, what would happen to the ground?

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Next update, transformation goes wacky~ Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Couple Shot

In case you don't know, I have a boyfriend. His name is Zach.

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We've been together for almost 2 years and a half.

That doesn't sound very long to some of you guys, I bet. But trust me, it's been a long journey for both of us. The average lifespan of a gay relationship is 1 month. Want to know why? Take a seat and listen.

People say that "Men think about sex every 7 seconds".


Okay, perhaps it's a little exaggerated, but the truth is somewhere near. Men do think about sex A LOT. However, in conventional relationships (heterosexual), they don't get sex that easily from the girls. True enough, there are more girls open about having sexual relationships before marriage and some event on their first date (damn rare!) but most of the time, you don't get nuts till the night of your marriage despite how many times you think about sex.


Now imagine this. A relationship where both parties think about sex every 7 seconds. Boom! Sex is imminent. Most of the time it will happen on the first date itself. Being brought up with the Eastern values, the gay guys who scored on first date would usually use this excuse to try engaging in a relationship.


Where do you think a relationship that started with pure lust would bring you? Most of the time it'll bring you nowhere as time passes by and you discover more and more personality traits that you can't tolerate from the other party. Thus, most so called 'relationships' within the gay community could only last few weeks.

My blog actually began when I started to chasing after Zach. Those entries were removed by me when I joined StarCeleb last year to deceive the public stay under the radar as a proper image is important for newbies in the entertainment industry. Once you're there, nobody cares if you're queer seeing how many queer entertainers we have today (though the majority from the public don't know that they are).

Not going to show any pictures of local artistes to prevent being sued. Lol.

I brought all the grandfather's story out for me to display our Couple Shots. They were taken on a morning where Zach had just taken a bath (thus decently groomed) while I just woke up and done brushing my teeth. I didn't even shave that day as we weren't going out anywhere.

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I know, the sight of 2 guys hugging each other lovingly might be disgusting for some of you peeps, but I still wanna show 1 more picture. XD

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Okay, I'm done gay-ing today. This would ought to put a smile on Zach's face as it's the first time since StarCeleb I'm admitting that he's my boyfriend in my blog. :D

P.S. I didn't piss him off and this is not an attempt to make up to him.

P.P.S. Please don't comment that Zach looks like a girl as I've checked his gender personally and he isn't feminine as well.

Cheers
Robb

Erlang God vs Monkey King

Sorry for the slow progress in the comic. Though working is fun, but fatigue piled up to me pretty decently, thus making my updates slower than I thought.

You know when you're entrusted to do something and you have subordinate under you, you'd most likely pass your job to him/her right? Well, it applies with the Heavenly Army too.

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Dogs can be very fierce if they want to. At the same time, they can damn manja and cute at times. Try throwing some food for a dog and see how it chase after it just like Wukong did.

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More battles next update.

Cheers
Robb

Tagging Along~

It's been awhile since I did tags/meme. So out of the blue moon, I stumbled upon Joshuatly's blog and decided to do it.

Oh wait, I just remembered I did one for the Nuffnang Booklet. Lol.

1. What's your favorite anime at the present time?
Still Naruto. But I'm definitely not a fan of the fox child! Go Go Sasuke-kun!

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2. Given the chance, what special ability/power would you like to have?
Shapeshifting please! That way I can have my 8 pacs in a breeze and stay good looking forever! Imagine all the food that I can eat without fearing that I'd turn fat! Gosh!!


I want those pacs!!
I'm satisfied with my facial features nevertheless XD

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you?
Blog buddies ah..? That's a bit difficult.. You know, when people get stranded and certain urges need to be filled? I guess I'll take Zach for companionship, Kenny Sia for his humor and Lilian for her obnoxiousness. XD

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The classic Furong Jie Jie pose

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
I want to go to Japan where people celebrate sex. Lol.


Here comes the dick~
La la la la~

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
Refer to number 2 please.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
It's proven scientifically! How dumb are you to ask this question?

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
My youthfulness! Please don't let me be old! I don't want to be called an uncle!!

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If I do get this old and ugly, please promise me that you'll kill me at sight!

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Get a house, a car, a new computer (my current one sux!), go for a holiday in Japan!

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to her?
I've got balls the size of durians. If I see anyone good looking and I'm interested, I'll walk straight up to him and tell him that! Muahahah.

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Non-literally my balls

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Lol

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Cute looking, good body, able to communicate. All checked! ^_^

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Seriously I don't remember people I hate before. Hmm.. perhaps stinkos?

13. What is your ambition?
To shapeshift. XD

14. If you have fault, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
Shoot me right on the face! Oh wait, not bukkake (LOL with Skyler and Michelle). Yes, do give constructive criticism to me all the time. It's important to improve me. :)


15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Not in order of importance - money, love (family and lover), my dick and South Park.


16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Yes. I cannot go into clothing stores at all. The moment I step in, I would end up spending all my cash in my wallet. T_T

17. What musical instrument do you like the most now?
My mouth. I can do all kinds of sounds with it. But how I wish I could make music with my fart like Peter Griffin.


18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
Take away my ego part please. That way I can live on other people's money more easily. Lol.

19. Is there anything that you have done which you regret?
Nope. I live my life with no regrets!

20. Do you love your life at the moment?
Absolutely!

Now I'm gonna tag
1. Michelle
2. Skyler
3. WenQi

Cheers
Robb

Olympic Fever

This update marks the exit of the Devarajas fighting with Wukong. Virudhaka, the one with the sword battles vigorously against Wukong.

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This year's Olympic Games is going to be held at China. No wonder the ancient Chinese Gods are also caught up with the hype.

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Since I'm feeling very generous today (since I've reduced my frequency of updating), I'm giving an extra strip today. Hammer guy goes down to Wukong in this one.

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Up next, the 3-eyed Erlang is going to battle Wukong. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Robby in National Newspaper

Okay, maybe not the whole Malaysia. Only in the central part of Peninsular Malaysia since it's featured in Metro, Central of The Star Newspaper.

I got an SMS from a friend as early as 8am telling me my big fat face is on The Star. Since I don't subscribe to newspapers, I did the first thing bloggers do to get news, surf the Net.

So I went ahead and read The Star online and found this.


After looking at the picture I went ranting,

"What the fuck? Lol!! How can they show me half topless like this? I thought media has a policy that can't expose anyone local with their top halves unclothed? Remember Faizal's case?"

I was so embarrassed at first place. But after going through my logic again that the picture was so small (from the webpage), I decided that it's not a big deal.

So I sent an email to my boss and colleagues telling them that we got featured in The Star since I'm in charge of post events reporting follow-ups and these are among the replies I get from them

Nicholas
"Nice nips!"

Stewie
"FEHMESS HOR U"

Michelle
"Blogger Liaison Exec :D Robb you are fehmes already! :)"

At this moment of time, no one has got the hard copy yet. Then another pal of mine sent me a message.

"Hey Mr Liaison Executive. What's with the posing topless? Still got spare tyre lei! Nice pic though. Big nipple hmm. Half page picture, okay? Don't prey prey"

HALF PAGE PICTURE???!!!

I quickly went to the nearest 7-Inches 7-Eleven and grabbed a copy of The Star. We were featured in 2 full pages! The article I read online was so tiny and there were lots of great pictures excluding mine.

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Click on the photo for bigger picture.

It's really a half page picture! Gosh!

I think I need to wear a mask the next time I'm going shopping to prevent unwanted stares from people remembering me as the fat guy who was topless in The Star.

Half page Topless
Robb

Size Change

Okay, as we know, Sun Wukong has the capability of shape shifting and it includes making himself bigger and smaller. Being smaller than usual sometimes has its advantage.

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Perhaps not.

But then again, there are really small things that people in the world are scared of. Any guesses?

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The Devarajas are defeated in the next update and a new challenger for Wukong emerges.

Cheers
Robb

A Different Look at the Pajama Party

Everyone said that the Nuffnang Pajama Party was fun and cool.

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By this point of time, I bet there would be at least 50 entries about Nuffnang Pajama Party posted by bloggers in Innit (I was supposed to compiled the list of post-party posts, so I do know).

If I'm going to write another post telling you how great the party was, you'll probably be sick of the same pictures or scenes being repeated again. Heck, even I would be sick of writing the same thing considering I actually wrote the blog post in Nuffie's blog. Thus, I'm going to blog this post differently.

Now let me reveal some of the things that the other bloggers didn't tell you about the Pajama Party.

  • This person below is vain.
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Her name is Copykate. She writes damn a lot about fashion and sells clothes on her blog. More like a savvy pasar malam clothes seller.

Why am I shooting her all of the sudden? Cuz she's a meanie~~~ I gave her last minute invitation to the Pajama Party and would you wanna guess how she repaid my favor? T_T She took away my GingerBread Man to camwhore all over the place with other bloggers.

See....

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She forced me to take pictures of her with her friends or else she'll never return my GingerBread Man.. Wu wu wu wu~~

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Then she spotted Malaysian Dreamgirls finalist standing at another corner, she drag GingerBread Man with her and I was forced to follow too. Anyone wanna guess what happen next?

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She was on a camwhore and threatening spree in my opinion due to the fact that I was forced to take pictures of her with whoever she wants to. Thank God she didn't take pictures with ALL the finalists of Malaysian Dreamgirl.

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  • Someone was naked during the party.

Okay, maybe not fully naked.

Half naked.

Which half? Fine.

Topless.

Alright, alright. I was half topless.


I know my body ain't exactly Brad's, but I'm working on it, k? Don't ask me why I did that. I was attention seeking and vain too, I guess.

  • Not everyone was having fun.

I wasn't.

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Most of the staffs didn't cause we were dead tired putting the show together. I was so damn tired at times I could swear I fell asleep during the party due to the comfortable seats I was on. However, it was a miracle that I was able to keep track of the chronological of events during the party to write the post for Nuffie's blog

But the satisfaction of waking up and reading so much positive feedbacks from the attendees of the party just made everything worth it for us who worked real hard to put together the party. Thank you guys for enjoying our party and thank you for not saying I look fat.

Told ya that my blog post wouldn't be repetitive of the same old party posts, didn't I? Oh, 1 last thing. This picture below is for Copykate.

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Neh neh neh neh neh~~ I've got my GingerBread Man~~ XD

Happy Birthday Nuffnang, once again.

Cheers
Robb

Wukong Vs Music & Snake

Dhrtarastra (don't ask me how to pronounce it) ain't happy that his music is not strong enough. He's opening a can of whoop ass tune to subdue Wukong!

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Okay, music ain't the best weapon. How about animals? Virupaksa takes his shot by sending his snake to the front line.

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Bad deal~~~ More battles with the Devarajas. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Leng Zai Which Makes You Drool

Since I'm getting a lot of traffic from girls these days. I've decided to reward you gals with eye candies. Oh, in case you're gay, you'll enjoy them too.


Like it? Here's more.


Do I hear someone crying for more?


I bet a lot of girls/gays are drooling right now. Wakakaka.

I'm only doing this post 'cuz I made a pact with Michelle to do it.

Cheers
Robb

CamWhore!

Nope, not going to give pictures about Pajama Party yet. Cause I'm a meanie. Wakakaka.

I wanna whore myself a bit in my blog. Here's a picture taken at Pavilion's stairs. It's not a very good shot, but I do like it a lot. :D

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Yesterday was Nuffnang's Pajama Party. I knew that there's going to be a lot of people and cameras there, thus I went to my stylist to ensure that I look good for the event. Unfortunately, the look didn't last that long as I was caught up with a lot of work and how the heck did fatigue makes my hair ugly, I seriously don't understand. Whatever, here's how I look when I was given the finishing touch by my stylist.

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Well, some people say that the pet would behave in a manner that the owner does. Let's see if Zu Zu is camwhore like I am?

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Naa, he's not exactly as whorish as I am for sure. But he's no doubt cute!

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Seriously, I've never been so happy with my money before. He's the best dog in the world. He only poops and pee on newspapers laid out for him (well there are special cases once in awhile), and he's so obedient. I didn't even have to train him much for his behavior. He's a god-sent!

And to CopyKate, Nee neh neh neh neh~~ I've got my GingerBread Man~~ XD

Cheers
Robb

Sun Wukong VS Devarajas

Wukong claims to have blood ties with the Devarajas. How is that possible?

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In case you can't read the fine print, it says "Jin Gang is also the Chinese word for King Kong".

Okay, so the guy with the guitar pipa decides to go first. Let's see how Wukong deals with him.

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More battles with the Devarajas continue in coming updates. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Something Random

I'm really busy with my work and every evening after I go home, I would be too tired to online nor write much. I truly apologize for my missing Sun Wukong comics and my regular rants.

I'll do my best to update as much as I can once I get used to my working lifestyle.

Here's something random from me. Hope you guys like it.

Cheers
Robb

Alamak! PAS?

Yes yes, we heard the news. Lots of Hon Gan (traitors) of different races lost the election. Samy Vellu and Kayveas poodah~ , Koh Tsu Koon and Chew Mei Fun shu pokai (lost terribly), Zam and Shahrizat cry also no tears.


Yes, bye bye Samy!!!
I bet a lot of Malaysians are smiling back at this picture.

The oppositions have gained a lot from the 12th Malaysia General Election. Actually they're not fully responsible for their victory. It was definitely due to the anger of Malaysians which says "Enough is Enough" to the ruling Barisan Nasional. Just like what our brave Indian friends said, "Makkal Sakti!" (People's Power).


Khairy: I want to be PM before 40!

The cooperation of PKR and DAP has been foreseen before this. What many Malaysians did not anticipate was the capture of 5 states by the oppositions. In Penang, it was expected as the turnout at Han Chiang ceramah was so gigantic! But Kedah, Perak and Selangor was wrestled away from Barisan Nasional as well. What a shock!

The main reason this was possible is due to the fact that all the opposition parties are willing to cooperate to form a government to oppose the previous ruling coalition which was deemed unfair and unjust to the people. Parties with different principles worked on common ground in order to bring new dawn in Malaysia.

Let's look at PAS for a moment.


Okay, so the new Menteri Besar of Kedah is from PAS. Sure, they emphasizes the fundamental Islamic practices in their state. But they're totally tolerant of other religions and races. Yeah, perhaps there's a few nut case in their ranks just like our previous sexist MPs, but most of them are very tolerant.


They said "Batu Gajah tiap-tiap bulan bocor~"
This time BN bocor!!

Let's look at some facts that we can analyze from the past.

Did any PAS members or supporters ever threaten to harm other races? The last time I checked, Hishamudin waved his keris every year, Najib publicly said "Keris ini mahu minum darah orang Cina" while waving showing his keris in 1987 before Ops Lalang commenced. Where are these people from? Not PAS.


He said that he carry the weapon into the assembly as it's their traditional weapon and heritage.
Heck, then for political parties in the West, all their leaders should wave their rifles and revolvers la!

That isn't all. Did you see any temples and churches in Kelantan being torn down by the state government? I bet if there's any, the BN government will publish it front page on major newspapers. But it happens under the BN rule, but not informed to public at all.


What used to be an Indian temple...


The local community getting hurt trying to stop the demolition..

Guess what PAS president Hadi Awang said after winning Kedah? It will be a welfare state which caters for all races. They would only implement hudud laws only after consulting PKR and DAP. Now, ain't it funny when Indian temples get demolished or some whackjob waved a keris live on television before consulting MIC or MCA beforehand?

Let's go to DAP now.


DAP has always been stereotyped to only champion Chinese rights since they splintered from PAP who went and led Singapore to great success after their expulsion back in 1965. Sure, they champion a secular state which does not give special rights or bias treatment towards any particular religion. This might not be very appealing to our Muslim friends as religion are very important to most of them.

What our Muslim friends failed to see that a secular state does not mean religions are ignored. It simply means that there would be no particular religion intervening with government policies and regulations. This would definitely means a no-no to syariah laws.

I'll cut the crap short if you're not buying this cuz you still think DAP only cares for Chinese. Do you know that Lim Guan Eng, the new Chief Minister for Penang went to jail for a Malay girl? Yes, most of you probably didn't know as the mainstream newspaper definitely won't highlight good stuff about the opposition.


If you think DAP only champion Chinese rights, think again..


PKR oh PKR~


Their leader, Anwar Ibrahim was our ex-deputy Prime Minister under Tun Dr Mahathir (most corrupt PM). He was framed for charges for of corruption and sodomy and sent away for quite some time. Now after 10 years, he's back!!!!


Watch out UMNO!! How dare you expel me!!

Some people are skeptical about him leading an opposition party as he was once part of the very corrupted Barisan Nasional. But this time, it is due to his appeal of a multi racial party that led the opposition to capture 5 states in Malaysia.

The true beauty of this new formed Barisan Rakyat is no one party has the absolute right to do something without the others' consent. It's due to the fact that none of them have absolute majority in some states such as Kedah, Perak and Selangor. PAS cannot form hudud without the acknowledgment and votes of DAP and PKR nor can DAP pass laws in Penang without the votes from PAS or PKR. Now, this is the beauty of a true democracy.

At anytime, if we don't like them, we can just vote them off power! Power to the People! Meanwhile, enjoy Samy Vellu's retirement song from ComedyCourt.com.


Cheers
Robb

Round 2 for Sun Wukong

This update sees the end of Wukong's battle with Nazha. Wants to know how it ends? Read on.

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Next in line to battle Wukong are the 4 Devarajas (4 Tai Gam Kong). Each of them have a unique weapon. Wanna know what they are?

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Stay tune for their battles next update.

Cheers
Robb

Zu Zu Is A Rug

You guys remember Zu Zu? Yea, he's a rug.

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Okay, he's not. He's my cute little Shih Tzu I bought not more than a month ago. A lot of bad stuff happened to him when I just bought him back. At first, he was having mild fever due to his vaccine jab. Then after that, I did the wrong thing and fed him food that his stomach has yet to be able to digest - sausage meat.

Well, I was having my lunch eating economy rice (chap fan) and I brought him out with me. Then, he was pleading me with his cute little eyes asking for food. I couldn't resist it and I fed him small chunks of sausage meat.

After that, his health went downhill. He started vomiting his food, refused to eat and even caught a very bad flu. He had mucus all over his nose blocking his nostril and eventually had a very bad time breathing!

I quickly took him to the vet and thank god the medicine worked wonders. Zu Zu is as healthy as a cow he can be! Yeah!

But he was initially really scared of the camera. Take a look at how he reacted when I first took his photo.

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Well, when he was really sick, he would just lie down all day long not doing anything. Lately he's been more active and more expressive. But I caught a picture of him sleeping which is really cute.

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Ain't he just adorable? I didn't regret even a little bit that I bought him over the 3 months mixed Maltese (which was more expressive) as I get the experience of raising an infant puppy (2 months old and 3 months old is really a big difference!).

I seriously love this cool picture of him. Kekekeke.

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What can I say? He looks like a rug, sounds like a pup, talks like a pup and he's really a cute pup! I love my Zu Zu.

Cheers
Robb

Art of Transformation

Now, Wukong utilizes his art of transformation against NaZha. First off, size transformation! Hiyeak!

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Okay, let's go for duplication transformation. How many heads and limbs do you have? Apparently Sun Wukong and NaZha can have more than 1 head (real head, not dickhead) and 4 limbs (not counting the one hanging between your legs).

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More battles next update. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Phantom Voters Found?

Okay guys, I've found out a list of very old people in Malaysia who happens to be eligible to vote in our 12th General Election this coming Saturday. Just go to http://daftarj.spr.gov.my/daftar.aspx and put in the list of ICs I've listed below and you'll be surprised how many old people that lives more than 110 years old exist in Malaysia.

801018775059
800311086231
811028045577
830416610017
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That's not all. Apparently the armed forces are dragged into the dirty tricks as well. What am I talking about? Check out the Armed Forces ID of T719756 into the very same site I gave above. Then check out 750909035727. This is just amazing how corrupt our EC is right?

Cheers
Robb

Sun Wukong vs NaZha

So the battle begins. First off, NaZha steps up to the challenge and faces off with Sun Wukong!

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The art of war depicts that if you wanna win, you've to use tricks!

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More actions for NaZha and Sun Wukong next update. Stay tune!

Cheers
Robb

Match Those Pictures

Well, this is one of the basic things babies learn to do in life right? I remember doing this when I was young. Matching three similar pictures from quite a number of cards. This was supposed to help me develop my logical sense of matching. Who would have thought that the logical sense of matching things could be made into a game of chance?

And there's no doubt that this game of chance called slots is fun! I mean, there a lot of slot fanatics out there. Definitely the pay is handsome if you strike them, but patience is the key. For people who have less access to entertainment cities such as Vegas but you just love slots, you could try going for online slots. This way, you don't have to leave home and you get to be lucky. Fantastic, ain't it?

If you're wondering about the odds of winning in slots, check this out.

Cheers
Robb

Threatening, Lying, Banging Names and Oppression

I've noticed this quite awhile ago when I was reading theStar, the pro-government paper. Check this out.

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Pay the price? Now tell me my dear readers. Would you not consider this as a threat if you're an Indian. I mean, after so much struggles and incidents which happened in the Indian community lately? I bet Mahen would be very pissed when he read this article.


Tankiu Encik kerana bagi saya pakai cermin mata itam.
Aku nampak lebih gaya kena tangkap camni

How about lying? The indelible ink issue. After spending 2 million ringgit on the purchase of the ink, now they come up with fake issue saying that someone else smuggled inks into Malaysia trying to hoodwink the rural folks to prevent them from voting? Come on, what's the Malaysian custom doing? Is our custom really that bad? By all means if it's that bad, I bet Mas Selamat the terrorist from Singapore would most likely be in Malaysia already.


Am I in Malaysia? Ngek ngek ngek

Let's look at our BN leaders. A few more days before polling and they're saying that oppositions would do desperate things to get more voters. I guess when you point a finger out at someone, you're pointing 4 back at yourself. Today's theStar (lapdog newspaper of MCA) is full of reports banging Anwar and Lim Guan Eng. So it's not okay for opposition to bang the government but it's okay for the government to bang the opposition? Talk about equality of the dacing. Well, I'll say bullcrap!


Yeah! We bullshit!

Remember last year's BERSIH rally? See this photo if you've forgotten.

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Take that! And that! That's for opposing BN!

The police under orders from our government assaulting citizens of Malaysia who goes for a peace rally! How preposterous! Is this the people who gets paid by our tax money?

Just vote for any opposition party to deny this arrogant government 2/3 majority. If they have that, they can make whatever changes to the Constitution and country's rule as they want!

barisanrakyat

Cheers
Robb

How Much Does a Ring Cost?

Well, if you ask me, you can get it for 5 bucks from some peddler at the roadside. But I'm not talking about any regular ring. I'm asking how much would an engagement ring cost? Well, price ranges from few hundreds (common ones) to tens of thousands (better ones) and some might even go up to hundreds of thousands (I bet the ladies would all want this, right?)

So recent study in the UK reveals that an average engagement ring in the United Kingdom cost £1,200? If you don't believe me, read here.
Okay perhaps average Malaysians won't spend that much for an engagement ring, but it's still going to be a huge sum which would probably be in a few thousands MYR. Well, most of us young people working barely have enough money to spend from our monthly salary. Savings are usually only possible when our employer gives us few months bonus.

Some lavish spenders might have just bought a new TV set with the money or perhaps a new sofa set. Now there goes your money that you could save up for your marriage, huh? Lol. I bet his girlfriend ain't going to be happy that he's not planning for their future. Now what if you really do need money? I mean come on, you're not going to ring your retired parents up and ask for their savings? That's just plain wrong ain't it?

Lucky for you, there's Secured Loan available. Just check out their link if you want to know more. They don't call themselves Magic Loans for nothing.


Cheers
Robb

Life's Good

NOT!

Okay, perhaps it's not that good, not that bad either.

First off, I'm getting a new phone. An LG Viewty KU990. Yup. After all my hard work of writing plenty of paid post, selling off my physical Magic cards (T_T) and some angpow money, I'm finally getting a luxury phone.

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It's a really good camera phone which has Touch Screen features. I would personally say it's a PDA phone. Wakakaka.

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It's better be worth it man. I'm buying it this weekend.

On other news, I've just obtained my last semester's result. Apparently, it's not very encouraging and I have to resit for one of my papers. That literally means I FAILED!!!! (Damn subject requires me to study textures of paper used for publication, weights, font types, weight of text and pictures, and associated craps!)

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Well, technically I would say that I didn't give my best out there last semester. Thus, I vow to resit this paper with pride and score an A to rid the failing grade for good! Grrr!!

Actually, my life's been really good as I'm really enjoying working in this really nice company which has really cool working environment thus making me really euphoric. Count the numbers of really and you would really know what I really mean.

No thanks to my pathetic results :( , I don't feel as good as I felt few hours before I write this post (I just checked my results moments ago).

Let's just hope my life goes uphill continuous from here, shall we? *crosses his fingers*

Cheers
Robb

Get What You Deserve

What do we want in life? Well, basic needs such as food, water, shelter, sex are definitely a must. Well, maybe not sex for the younger ones. When all these needs are satisfied, there would be new needs arising such as comfort, entertainment, status and many more. How could we obtain these necessities in life? Sure, some of us are farmers who can grow crops. But what about other needs? I'll cut the crap short. Everything that we need in our lives needs money to buy them.

Where do we find money? Well, some of us have the luxury of extending our hands to our parents and getting them (heir to millionaires can do that till they die). Unfortunately not all of us have access to unlimited funds. Thus the only reasonable way to obtain money is to work. Working gives us money. And money enables us to address our needs.

Now what happens if you're to be injured during your work? Damn! There goes your income man. No more pay cheques. What are you going to do? Just sit and rot till you run out of food and die of hunger? Sure, family and friends could help a little, but you should get what you deserve if you injured yourself during your work. Personal Injury can be compensated. Definitely if you're going to file a claim towards your company, most of them would just brush you aside. Get legal help to seek claims. You're definitely need some funds to help compensate your medical bill and the time that you'll be out of work due to the injury.

Don't let your rights to seek compensation goes unnoticed.

Cheers
Robb

Monkey Rebellion

Sun Wukong quits his job at heaven and goes;

"Ngor ng lou la!"
(I quit my job!)

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Okay, the Heavenly Empire is mad. Damn mad, and they're sending their DotA All-Stars Gods to capture him.

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Watch for more funny battles as Sun Wukong battles NaZha, the Third Prince.

Cheers
Robb

Is Your Vehicle Insured?

Nowadays we live in a very complex world. Crimes and disease could happen anytime. Thankfully, some people from the last century came up with the idea of insurance and it worked well to ensure that we're well compensated when shit happens to us.

Thanks to technology, our lives are made much simple and comfortable. When was the last time you have to walk a long distance to your school or workplace? Okay, not in the rural areas, I mean urban areas. We have all sorts of transports these days. Monorails, LRT, buses, cars, planes and lots more. Okay, let's go for the most common one. Most families in urban cities would have one. I'm talking of course, of cars.

The common 4 wheel vehicle comes in all sizes and the price ranges from a few thousands to millions. No matter whether it's economical or luxurious, cars are definitely important to us. It enables us to reach greater heights in our lives. I'm talking about job opportunities, access to facilities, social networks and many more. Now what if something is to happen to your car?

Car Insurance is no doubt an important service that you should have to protect your car. Imagine if you no longer have a car due to a flood, accident or even theft? Sure, if you're rich you can replace it instantly. But for others? Those hard earned money to buy the first car at the first place ain't easy for some of us to make.

So if you love your car, go get it insured today.

Cheers
Robb

Foh San Dim Sum

Okay, this post is definitely overdue, but nevertheless important.

Anyone from Ipoh is bound to have dine at least once at Foh San. It's supposed to be the best place to have dim sum in Ipoh.

Every time I go back to Ipoh, I'd always ensure that I get to have breakfast at least once there cuz I seriously adore their dim sum. So the previous trip back to Ipoh (during CNY), my family and I went there as early as 6am (actually it was the day I came back to KL, bus ticket on 7.30am).

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The front of Foh San

Located in the heart of Ipoh city, it's not exactly very hard to find. Ask anyone around town, and I bet my arse that everyone can point you to Foh San. They usually open from 6am till 12pm.

It's not like those classy restaurants with air conditioning with Western uniformed waiters and waitresses waiting to serve you. Nope. They have really old aunties to serve you in good ol' Chinese waiter's uniform. And for this trip, I've learned that they took in foreign labor too! It seems everywhere in Malaysia, foreign labor is being hired. I just hope the locals have their fair share of jobs (prolly not, look at HINDRAF peeps).

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Interior of Foh San

Being a good ol' dim sum restaurant, that means there are going to be lots of trolleys with food on it. It's like shopping carts, but instead of you putting things in them, you're taking them out.

dim sum trolley

Of course, not all trolleys are hot selling. But the fried dim sum and fishballs are definitely recommended!

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Fried dim sum ah~
Dip with mayonnaise sauce ah~

fish balls
Lai lai lai~
My balls si beh ho chiak!

Ahh~~ A great dim sum breakfast in the morning just before I head back to KL was just orgasmic. I mean, before I get back to the hectic lifestyle of waiting in lines and heavy traffic, getting a last sip of the peaceful ways of Ipoh definitely helped prepare me for my next chapter of life, which I'm already doing - working.

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The har gao is damn nice! Must go and eat! Gerenti sedap!

I'll cut it short for you guys. Among their top dim sum dish is their chee cheong fun. It's the Hong Kong style, with soy sauce. No kidding, simple looking as it might be, but it's seriously ummph~~~ trust me, your taste bud would be exploding with the sense of euphoria when you eat them.

chee cheong fun

Their loh mai kai is acceptable in quality. But the presence of excessive oil might lead health conscious food lovers at bay. At any rate, it's still delicious. If you don't mind indulging in sinful food once in awhile, try it. :)

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Sorry ah, too hungry, took a bite before taking picture.

So that wraps up my post about Foh San Dim Sum restaurant in Ipoh. Seriously, if you happen to pass by Ipoh early in the morning and wondering what can you eat, head to town and look for Foh San.

Cheers
Robb

Exquisite Beds

Before this, I never knew why people say that coming home and lying down on your comfortable bed is so nice after a hard day's work. After I started working, I realized that it is damn true. Most of us are damn tired after our commuting from our work place, and eventually once we reach home, we would feel like lying down on our bed for a break.

That's why having a very comfortable bed is important. It helps you ease your pressure in life and makes you happier. Euphoria is no doubt an important feeling for humans as it motivates us to do better in life. Having a good bed is also important for singles, wouldn't you agree? After all, having company back home and if our bed is so crappy, I bet most of us would end up as forty year old virgins, ain't it?

Now if I could have any French Beds I want, I'm definitely picking a French Gilt. It is classy, luxurious and no doubt sexy! I mean, if you're my date dropping by for a cup of 'coffee' at my place, you'll certainly give me more chances to move up the bases with a bed like this, would you not? Say no, and you're a sinner. Lol.


Seriously, if I have the money, I wouldn't mine having a bed like that. It would definitely adds a touch of exquisiteness to my life. If you're into some fine beds, go check them out.

Cheers
Robb

He's Still Wasted

Yes, too much liquor is bad for health. And so he thinks he's taking some Immortal pills to help quench his drunkenness. But look again, Wukong!

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Poor wasted monkey would still like to drink more liquor. When will he learn? Perhaps some sai ought to do it? Lol.

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Next up, Sun Wukong runs off from the Heaven and rebels against it!

Cheers
Robb

Avoid Debt

There have been plenty of instances that during the days when my bank account is loaded with cash, I'm so tempted to buy that exquisite shirt or gadget to elevate my lifestyle. Of course, that it would cost me an arm and a leg leaving me to survive on crumbs of bread for the remaining of the month. I did had some experience as such. But it was definitely a lesson to learn.

Alas, my experience is definitely better than borrowing money from people or financial institution in advance just to get the things that I desire for. Take Louis Vuitton bags for example. Guys and girls adore them. Most working people would actually buy them despite it would mean adding a huge sum to their credit card bill. At the end of the month, most people can't even pay the sum that they'd have to keep the debt there and be charged interest instead. Now that's still okay, providing that you can actually save a bit each month from your salary to compensate for what you've spent.

But no. If you can buy something that expensive for the first time using credit, I bet you're going to repeat it again. What's next? Gucci? Prada? The time you'd stop is when you realize that you're at the verge of bankruptcy. It happens to a lot of people that way.

If you're currently in debt and would like to know how can you get out of this mess you're in, it's not too late. Look for Debt Management today.

Cheers
Robb

I Work for Nuffnang

Yes! I'm working at Nuffnang.

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Well, I won't really call it working because doing things in Nuffnang is pure fun and the environment is always so comfortable that most of the time I do think that I'm just having fun (a.k.a. partying?).

So what are my task to do in the office? Let's see, for the past 1 week, I've;
  • Chat on MSN
  • Read blogs
  • Chat on MSN
  • Read, send and reply emails
  • Chat on MSN
  • Do some minor database queries and reports
  • Chat on MSN
  • Lunch (first time lunch with colleagues!!)
  • Chat on MSN
There's a few things I've learned on my first week in Nuffnang office. Let me share them with you.
  • Every Chinese who works with Nuffnang have to love Chili Pan Mee. (cuz there's pork in it)
  • Pinkpau is a Goddess. xD
  • There's lots of snacks in the office.
  • There's a very comfy section with lots of soft pillows for you to rest if you're overworked.
  • Boss Stewie is a young and handsome boss. (5x xD)
Working in Nuffnang is damn fun I tell you! The people are nice, no strict rules, and no taboo topics of conversation (all the staff are young, so sex, violence, politics all bang together la!). I'm so looking forward to work tomorrow morning.

Cheers
Robb

Clear Debt

Man, I'm never good with my money. It's official that at the end of every month, there's bound to be no balance in my bank account. No matter whether that month I've vital expenses or not, I'll still make it. Dry, that is.

Lucky for me, I don't end up with debts due to the fact that I've yet to apply for a credit card. I'm also lucky as I'm not accustomed to borrow money from other people. If I have any of those 2, I bet I'm going to be very close to bankruptcy now.

So if you're someone trying to look for advice on how to not end up bankrupt before you reach thirty but has a very terrible financial constrain, here's something for you. Do NOT get a credit card! If you really need something with 16 digits, get a debit card. It's way much safer.

Okay, fine. So you're too late when you read my blog post. Your debts are already piled till your eyebrows. It's still not too late to regret and work off your debts without being declared bankrupt. Just apply for an IVA. What's that? An IVA is a legally binding agreement between you and all the people and organisations you owe money to (your creditors). You can try to arrange an IVA when there is no real prospect of paying off all your debts.


For more information on that, just click on the link. I hope you'd find it useful to ensure you don't end up bankrupt.

Cheers
Robb

Wasted Monkey

Heck, a party full of old ladies! Wukong is definitely getting outta there.

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Yes, monkeys get wasted too. Apparently from partying too hard, you'd need to take some medication to cool you off. But can you handle the medicine at the first place?

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Stay tune for more Sun Wukong!

Cheers
Robb