Home Alone

Lol! Michael Jackson is behind the window!
Yes. I'm home alone.

My dearest Zach has gone home to the island of delicacies, Penang. :(

That being said, I'm left alone in my house in Kuala Lumpur. Well, to be honest, I'm not exactly alone considering the fact that I have Zuzu with me. :)


But irregardless, my dearest presence will be significant as there is now no longer a person for me to hug nearby. No one for me to kiss nearby, no one to love and care for nearby.

I do think that humans do take things for granted. We've been together for so long and we live our lives like a routine. Yes, I do kiss and hug him everyday. But when I don't get to do it anymore, I miss him like mad. Thus, at times I do agree that interval separation of distance to tighten up your relationship with your loved one. ^_^

I'm planning to take a break as well next weekend. After all the packed schedule and workload I have, I think it's time for me to visit my hometown as well to give my thanks to my parents for blessing my decision to work. After all, parents' blessing is always cherished and vital in my opinion. Without them, I wouldn't have been where I am today. And to think of it, it's 3 months since I've gone back to Ipoh. I'm such a bad kid.


I'm not into spankings, just so you guys know
At the mean time, I know these few days alone without Zach is not going to be easy to get through. I would miss his voice, his kisses, his hugs and every small little things he do when he's around. God, please give me strength to be strong.

Cheers
Robb

Horny Brothers Vs Sun Wukong

Hmm.. there are two of them and there's only 1 Sun Wukong.. Do we need to equalize the number?

Bad hair. Lol.

The modern warfare all talk about having bigger guns and better weapons than each other. Apparently the ancient warfare does have the same thing, ain't it? Perhaps in a lesser number?


Gold Horn starts apple polishing in the next update.

Cheers
Robb

My Dad Sent Me Jokes!

No shit! Lol. I could never have imagined my dad would actually tell jokes when I was a kid. He was always the serious type with the ego and image and yada yada. But today when I opened my mail, I saw a mail from him. And the following was the context;

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,



'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

Freaking hell! I laughed!

Glad to have his dad send him jokes
Robb

A Few More Days to First Pay Cheque

Actually, I've already got the cheque. But due to the fact that the date on it is 31st of May, I can't bank it in till the day itself. Boo Hoo Hoo!! T_T

This is considered the first month of my official employment. That being said, it's a freaking big deal for me to get paid with that substantial amount. However, I wouldn't say that I don't deserve the pay cause I think everyone in Nuffnang worked their ass off for the sake of the company and so do I. :)


I think all my colleagues won't mind having her in the office skating around. Lol
4 more days before I can cash in my cheque and perhaps another 3 days for the bank to process it since my bank ain't the same bank the cheque was from. That makes a week. Argh!! I feel like spending my money already!

Okay, I need something splendid to wear for the Grand Dinner by Hong Leong and the Premiere of Made of Honour. Then I need to get a nice animal costume for Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging Event. On top of that, I've not been hitting the gym regularly due to the fact I'm no longer a college student. Thus, no more cheap RM1.20 per entrance gym for me. I'm considering those ripped off gyms in the city now. Sigh, I know it's expensive, but I want a good body to go with my face.

Something like this, perhaps?


Freaking hell! Those abs muscles so defined!
As I've said before, I've never ever been able to save any money before in my life and every single end of the month, the balance in my bank account would always be less than 2 digit before the decimal place. Let's see if this trait will continue even when I've started working.

P.S. I've got a feeling it will.

Cheers
Robb

Escape from the Magical Jar

Oh no. Sun Wukong is trapped inside the magical jar. How would he be able to escape? Let's find out.

Okay, that didn't work. Will he die? Or will he live? I know you guys know the answer, but just let me carry own my lame monologue.


Sun Wukong beats the crap out of the Horny Brothers next episode. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Hershey's Kisses

Have you tried them before? They are sinfully delicious!

I have no idea how chocolate is manufactured, but here's something to spark my imagination.


Ahh, guess I'll be able to stay in shape by avoiding chocolate as long as I can remember this. Lol

Cheers
Robb

Can You Dig It, Sucker~~

Yes, I know it's from Booker T. Apparently I was a fan of WWE wrestling once. Big fan of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Ah, wtf, I've sidetracked.

Back to Sun Wukong. He's dueling with the Horny Brothers and the brothers has a good sucker to suck Sun Wukong. Lol! That sounds so wrong!

Sun Wukong getting sucked! Lol. Okay, sex aside, what do we have today that sucks as well. I mean other than your mouth.


Yes, vacuum cleaner. When my life ain't going smooth, I would say "My life is like a vacuum cleaner now. It sucks!"

More Sun Wukong next update.

Cheers
Robb

Birthday Present & New Idol

Okay, I got older.

But this time, I've got older with a very nice pressie! Introducing my newest gadget; Sony PSP!!


Yes, I finally have one thanks to my dearest. ^_^

I have to admit, despite the fact that I'm growing close to a quarter of a century old, I still love playing games. Well, one of the main reasons I actually longed for a PSP was due to - Final Fantasy VII - Crisis Core!!


As a hardcore fan of Final Fantasy VII, I've always backed the game up when people compare it with other FF series such as FF8 or FF10. Yeah, in terms of graphics you cannot compare Final Fantasy VII with them, but in terms of gameplay experience, battle system and even storyline, I've always ranked FFVII the best among the rest. I'm not kidding you, try asking anyone who have played FF7 when it was first released and you'll get the same response.

And another fact would be.. I loved Cloud Strife back then.


Barely 18, he was hacking and slashing his way to save the world in the game. Yeah, it sounds silly, but when I was a kid I'd always looked up to him. Lol. In fact, I've always adored his hairstyle. It was cool to even see Advent Children out with him in it!


In case you don't notice, my hair has spikes. And I wonder where did the idea of spiking my hair came from. The only thing I didn't dare to do was to go blond because I happen to be very good with my color matching sense. If I go blond, my tanned skin color would make me look so freaking ugly! No way dude. I can be called as a good looking lalazai, but not an ugly lalazai. Lol.

Now back to Crisis Core. It is a little different than the original FF7's gameplay, but no doubt, the storyline is still freaking awesome! I've yet to complete it, but if you do search online, you'll find excellent reviews about the game. It is a prequel to the Final Fantasy VII that was on the PS console. That being said, the story explores the adventure of Zack, the hero soldier that many did not know about.


The cutscene in the game is the same quality as Advent Children's graphics. Yes, it is that damn good. That's why many people purposely purchase a PSP just for this game.


And from the cut scene, I finally have an anime character that I could entirely emulate in case there's a cosplay next time without going blond. Yes!

I'm going to buy a cosplay costume for this! Lol.

P.S. If you want a Sony PSP free of charge, I suggest you read Nuffnang's blog more often as there's going to be one to given out soon.

Cheers
Robb

To Defeat Hornyness

I'm real sorry for the lack of updates. I've been too busy with my life lately. A thousand apologies my dear readers.

So Zhu Bajie has been caught as well. An apparently, he's quite useful in the prison for the warden at least.

Here comes Wukong to the rescue. Can he trap the Horny Ones with his secret weapon?


Looks like someone's not following the norm as well. Oh well, same case here. :)

More Sun Wukong next update.

Cheers
Robb

Old Man

On the exact moment when the clock strikes 12am on the 21st of May 1986, I thought it was just the same thing every year in my life. Or so I thought...

I was freaking awaken 10 times throughout the night due to wishes from my friends. Though I admit that having people wishing you for it is good, but hmm.. at the cost of sleep disruption.. that's something I have to weigh in for consideration next time. At any rate, thanks guys for wishing me Happy Growing Old Day.

Then the next morning arrived. How shock was I when I looked into the mirror. I now look like this!


I cannot believe my eyes! I have wrinkles all over me and I'm balding!

Okay, anyone who believed what I've said in the past 3 lines are retards. Sorry for my lame attempt for drama. Fuck, I'm lame.

Back to my story of my birthday. You see, every time when I celebrate my birthday, I would always call my mum up to ask for extra money. It is due to the fact that I'm bad at finance management I recognized the true definition of my birthday thanks to one of my teachers back in my high school (no, the teacher had no relationship with my mother nor with me).


Boss, you're gone case man. I tried searching for images for keyword 'pervert' under Google images, and this photo of yours is at the first page!!
Ignore Stewie above. Back to my story please. Mothers are the real people that every single one of us should thank on our birthdays. It is due to them, that we are here today. True, our daddy did the shagging as well, but it is our mother who have to bear the pain of giving birth and undergo the process of pregnancy for 9 months for us to be here in this world. The entire process of pregnancy itself is not easy at all as she did her best to protect us in her womb. And that is the real reason why we are here today.


And some of the excerpts from my conversations;

Mum, today is my birthday and I'm calling you once again, to thank you for giving birth to me 22 years ago. The sacrifices that you've made before I'm born till I'm 22 years old today can't never be replaced nor paid off. As your son, I would like to thank you from the depths of my heart and apologize if I've broken your heart with my actions and words all these years. I love you, mum.

I'm personally filled with emotions of love when I'm writing this post. I think I should stop here.

P.S. Sony PSP.

Cheers
Robb

Paula Vogel's How I Learned To Drive

Let's face the facts, Malaysians are real bad crowds when it comes to local entertainment scene. I mean sure, they cheer (and shout) and wave their hands when Wang Lee Hom sings in Malaysia.


But when any other local artists start singing, sure, they'll listen. But somehow, they just won't give them their well deserved cheer or support despite that they are good. I mean, Point Blanc's good right with his raps? His Ipoh Mali is famous among Malaysians! But when he performed in public places, what does he gets? He's not the only one. Juwita Suwito, Pete Teo and many more are damn good artists but they are just being ignored by Malaysian audience!

It is time Malaysians do their part to rejuvenate our local talents. If you are up for this, then perhaps this might interest you.


This is no ordinary play. In fact, this play explores mature themes.

Here's a sneak peak of their storyline;

Growing up in a family with thin, penetrable personal boundaries, Li’l Bit becomes the victim of incestuous intimacy: Uncle Peck does not only teach his teenage niece to drive, but sexually abused her too. Narrated through a series of bittersweet flashbacks, HOW I LEARNED TO DRIVE is an honest, coming-of-age account of forgiveness, healing and growth – an exploration of how it's possible for something positive to arise out of even the unhealthiest of relationships.

Sounds like something that happen a lot judging from the frequency of incest cases in Malaysia, ain't it? Perhaps it is time the Malaysian audience see this aspect from a closer view.

Among the various award this play has won are; the Pulitzer, the Obie, the Drama Desk Award, the New York Drama Critics Award, the Outer Circle Critics Award, and the Lucille Lortel Award. I mean come on, if it has won so many awards from the states, it is something to reckon' on, ain't it? I'm checking it out myself once it starts showing. To top that, I'm watching the first show if I can help it.

The first show is on Wednesday, June 4th and it will begin at 8.30pm. Are you interested to join me? Okay, fine. If you don't want to see me but you want to catch the play, here's some information for you that you might appreciate. HOW I LEARNED TO DRIVE will be staged at The Actors Studio Bangsar, Bangsar Shopping Centre for 6 shows on Wed 4th June – Sat 7th June @ 8.30 pm; with matinées on Sat 7th June – Sun 8th June @ 3.00 pm. Tickets are RM33 for adults and RM22 for students, senior citizens and the disabled (ticket handling fee included). For ticket booking and purchases, call The Actor’s Studio @ Bangsar Box Office at +60 (3) 2090 0400/1400.

That being said, you can avoid seeing my spiky hair by going on a Saturday perhaps? Pricing for the tickets are fair for a play in case you haven't been to one to compare. Do note that theater performance and cinemas differ as you are seeing live actors in front of your eyes. If you don't lend your support to our own local talents, sooner or later, you'll be left with no other entertainers in our region except yourself in front of the mirror.


Cheers
Robb

Stupid Pig

How do someone see stars in broad day light? Easy, go have a drink.

Oh, by the way, never ever send a pig for an espionage mission. He's too stupid...


Sun Wukong to the rescue, next update.

Cheers
Robb

Another Gay Post

Since Eric my pal made a note to me, that my Boob & Sex post makes my blog irrelevant. I really wonder what would actually make it relevant?

I mean, true enough, I'm gay. But do I have to bitch and whine with every single post of mine complaining about life's challenges? Apparently I can't do that, cause I don't see anything as being impossible.

Perhaps he's referring to the fact that since I'm gay, and he assumes that most of my readers are gay as well? Oh well, that's easy to know. I'm starting a new poll (refer to your left). I'll leave it for about a month and we'll know the answer very soon.

So in order of fairness, I'm going to post something that is really good for the eyes of girls and gays who crave good looking guys.

First up, let's start with something cool looking shall we? Here's someone with a hairstyle I wish to emulate at times.


Sad to say, I'm not as slim as he is nor my hair as easy to fondle with as his. :(

How about an adorable guy for you peeps?


I bet some girls are already going OWHH~~ He's so CUTEEE!!!! (I can speculate some gays will be touching some parts of their own body by the end of this post)

Okay, let's get a lil more sizzling shall we? Topless pictures, anyone?


Man, how I wish my college's gym has someone of that quality. Lol.

Here's another hot lean guy. I think he's the cause of global warming.


If you don't think he's hot, here's another HOTTER picture of him with almost full nudity.


Okay, I think for my straight readers, I'm pushing the line over here. Having pictures of great looking guys at this level is just unbearable for straight guys. I bet now you feel like cursing me to death for the abomination that you think I am. And for some of my stalkers who are gay bashers, this may even piss them off even more.

However, is there anything wrong for a guy to be gay if he's just being someone who he wants to be? This being said, he's not harming anyone else nor violating anyone's else rights. Then, why would other people violate his rights of his freedom? I mean, is there anything wrong if 2 guys who happen to like each other be together and live happily ever after?


I certainly don't think so. I believe that everyone has a right to live their own lives as long as they don't violate another person's rights. I do not ask for others to be in sync with me, but being hopeful is good at times.

P.S. Do the poll on your left please. :)

Photos credit to Bangkok of the mind's blog.

Cheers
Robb

Retrieving Tang SanZang

Oh no~~ The demon has taken Tang SanZang away from his disciples. (I am refraining myself from making any jokes for the 4th square of this strip).

How wonderful to have a pig companion traveling with you. If you need to get others to believe you, just compare yourself with your traveling companion, or simply just pretend to get acquainted with your target to cheat your companion's money. Lol.


More of Journey to the West next.

Cheers
Robb

Boobs & Sex

This post contains quite a bit of animations. Please do wait patiently for all of them load for full satisfaction

As much as I don't like boobs, but I like what they can do for my blog traffic.

At times, I still find the action of bouncy boobs funny and kinky.


To the perverts who are already excited seeing that, let me give you something more intriguing.


Okay, at this point, I've got a hunch that some of you have become a Terra Cotta army figure. Refer picture below.


There is nothing wrong with you as we're all humans and we all have desires. I mean, who would say they don't love sex if they've tried it willingly before?


Bah, at any rate, loving sex is fine. But practicing safe sex, now that is important.



Fin.

Cheers
Robb

P.S. What a cheap shot for traffic this post is. XD

Eyes on the Monk

As we all do know (perhaps some of you don't), any demon who gets to feast on the flesh of Tang SanZang the monk will enjoy longevity as he is an incarnate of a God according to legends. Thus, horny brothers (Gold Horn and Silver Horn) have their eyes locked in on Tang SanZang an co.

That being said, how do we get close to a group traveling Buddhists? Easy, exploit their kindness.


Next update will see Tang SanZang captured by the horny brothers. My God! The previous sentence sounds nasty! Lol. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Nokia IAC @ Zouk

Nokia IAC (Independent Artists Club) @ Zouk was great. Nokia is supporting the local talents by establishing the IAC to provide a platform for our local artist to reach out to more audience via the Internet and radio as well!

Enough talk. Thanks to Nokia who sent 10 VIP passes to Nuffnang bloggers, we get the privilege to enjoy local talent right in front of our eyes. We Nuffnangers are an active bunch. When we know there's an event like this, we'll gladly walk up front and cover it like professionals (or so we thought~ lol).


Their Internet banner told us that we have to be there by 3pm as the doors will be closed at that time. Being the kiasu person I am, I actually arrived at KLCC LRT station 1 hour early. This is due to the fact that I don't know how to walk to Zouk as I've never been there before. Yes, I'm a sakai.

I made several calls to Zach asking him to check the map where should I turn and go every now and then. Then, I saw something..


I was so happy I didn't get lost and I went..


I was among the earliest audience that arrived. After awhile the whole gang of Nuffnangers reached. What else do bloggers do when they come together? Camwhore la, duh.


Most of the bloggers turned up with DSLR. I only went there with my LG Viewty. Damn XiaXue sia sui myself. T_T


When I was up on the post, the other bloggers requested me to do some bizzare pose. They suggested me to show and rub my own thighs.. =.=""


Registration actually started at 3pm. We bloggers have our own list to register on. How proud were we on that day. Finally the role of the digital media is being recognized the way it is supposed to be.


But the wait was quite bad before they grant us entry. The weather was pretty hot and people started getting impatient. Lucky me, there was a cameraman and an interviewer around the place. I was pleased as I finally get to be recorded live again after StarCeleb. That kinda equalized the weather and the wait in line.


About 3.30pm, the event finally begun. There were 3 different venues of Zouk utilized for 3 different genres of musicians. The first one that I went in was Zouk's Main Room where independent rock bands were rocking it hard!! Yeah!!


Basically it's the typical band thing where people express themselves louder than ever. True enough, there are some talented screamers singers there but due to the low tolerance of shouting intense music, I went and checked out other venues.


Next up, Velvet Underground, where DJs and Hip Hoppers brought the funk in the house~

We managed to catch KLG Sqwad rapping it cool~ I remembered singing along "Amplify! Amplify!" with their song. Lol.


The DJs who performed are not bad either. Their work are often underestimated as without them, our clubbing music would have sucks big time. Give it up for DJ Fuzz who taught the audience more what DJ'ing is all about during his clinic session!


DJ Bo - Grandeur of Decibel is not to be taken lightly. He's so good with his skills, his hair went afro. Okay, I lied. He had the afro hair before he attended the DJ console. But he really reminds me of my colleague Firdauz, a lot!


Rationally, when you have great musics from great DJs, you gotta have people dancing along the beat right? There's no shame in it as there was a pretty good dancer showing off his skill.


The finale in Velvet Underground was performance by Point Blanc, my Ipoh Mali artist! Yea!! I've always been a big fan of Point and seeing him perform live was something I was always hoping for! Finally a chance to meet the Ipoh Zai in person!


His performance was up to expectation and I realized that the last verse for his Ipoh Mali song has changed! The original version for the last sentence of that verse was something like ' For Point Blanc to be more famous than Ipoh Chicken Rice~ '. He has changed it into ' Now Point Blanc is more famous than Ipoh Chicken Rice~' or something. I'm very certain about this!

Upstairs at Terrace Bar, it was home to the mellow sounds of singers and songwriters. In other words, I would call it.. jiwang house.


Some of the singers were real good! Especially Alaling in my opinion.


Her songs were sweet and so was her voice. She has the projection of a very cheerful face. It is as though she's the most cheerful or happiest person on Earth. I wonder why?


The finale for Terrace Bar was reserved for the famous Pete Teo. I've never listened to him sing before this, but after that night, I gotta admit, he's real good! No wonder he conducts a clinic session and is pitted for the finale to ensure the crowd sit still till the last act.


The event was great overall. I was very satisfied with the performances. However, the management could be improved as the public does not like to be kept waiting under the sun despite been lied to about the starting time. On the other hand, Malaysians should lighten up and cheer for their local artists. Being conservative will not bring you excitement in life. Cheer for them like you cheer for Fergie! They deserve it!

After my first visit to Zouk, I've decided to contribute more to them to show my appreciation. Thus I became their..


If you drive pass me, wave at me, okay?

Photos credit to Joshua, Hwei Ming and Simon.

Cheers
Robb

This Is Sparta Again!!

More Sparta images! The following 3 have the same display, but different funny captions. Hope you guys would enjoy it.

And speaking of which, I so agree with what King Leonidas is saying in the animation below...


Hope you guys enjoyed it.

:)

Cheers
Robb

Chinese Likes Wines

Seriously, most Chinese enjoys drinking. I mean, some of us drinks for social, some people just live to drink literally!

Now, when you're Chinese and you have magic power, what would you do with the empty bottle of your favorite drink? Throw it? That's so waste!


Golden Horn and Silver Horn attempts to capture Tang Sanzang next!

Cheers
Robb

Rock Up

This post is long due. I am a bad blogger. I deserve to be spanked for posting on something that has happened almost a week ago!


I'm not going to do the definition thingy to explain what Rock Up is. I'm doing it in my own manner and understanding. Basically this is a huge event organized fully by students(!) to raise fund for a children shelter, which in this case, the name is Agathians Shelter.

To tell you the truth, the first time I saw the ads online, I read wrongly and did not know I was wrong till I was at the event myself. All these while I had in mind, the funds raised from Rock Up will be given to Afghanistan Shelter. Yes, the one that US struck a few years ago trying to nail Osama bin Laden for good. Go on, laugh me silly on this.


So technically the theme of the event is to provide entertainment to the public via various performances in order to draw attention and care for their cause. I mean, how could you not help when you know that there are kids out there who are underprivileged and deprived of normal childhood? And by performances, music is the most dominant one. They have all kinds of bands playing for instance.


But sad to say, the venue wasn't perfect for band performance as it was located below a huge dome! Thus, poor sound quality. But nevertheless, good effort dudes!

Even the boys from the shelter themselves showed up to perform for the crowd. Guess what they do? Just giggle around and smile so people would give them money? No. They bang drums and make lots of noise!


And it works! People do pay attention when you're making hell lots of noise. Parents, I will not be held responsible for any action that your kid is going to make after reading my blog post, alright? Lol.

Aside from band performances, they managed to get hold of various local celebrities to their aid in raising funds. They managed to get Choy Wan and May Wan, the popular Papaya sisters, Liang and even Harith Iskandar!!


Speaking of the twins, that reminds me of my mate, Konrad who's a Gernese (German + Chinese = Gernese. Portugis + Chinese = Pornese). He was my classmate way back during high school and we were real pals back then as we stayed quick near each other. The only regret he had that day was not able to take a picture with May and Choy. Poor him.


Heck, he don't even look in front when he's taking picture with me!
The singing that I heard was definitely superb. First off was Zalila Lee which was not exactly very attractive in her appearance, but God's fairness is justified when her voice captivated hearts of many.

Then out come Juwita Suwito! This babe rocks! She's a famous local song writer and she sings awesomely well. Mind you, the song Gemilang for the first season of Malaysian Idol which Jacyln Victor sing was actually composed by her!


I did not manage to catch her in person to camwhore with as she was surrounded by journalists once she finished her performance. :( But no matter, as I managed to get myself on... Liang! Though I've already met him before during Nuffnang Pajama Party, but it is still great meeting him again, and what else, camwhoring with him! Woohoo~


Not to mention, I did have a 'good' friend there volunteering to help for good cause. Not wasting any time, I grabbed him again for another picture.


Ignore the captions in the photo.
(It's true though)
Okay, I've sidetracked enough. Back to Rock Up.
(Though I do admit I look good in those camwhore pictures)

On top of the bands, singing and gangbanging drum banging, there was also fashion show. Yes. Charity fashion show to be precise as the clothes are auctioned to the audience.


No, the girls don't take the clothes off immediately on the runway once you win the bid, unfortunately.


I was seated a row behind Mr Siva, who is the caretaker of the Agathians Shelter. It was so coincidence that the models will stop and pose at the place where the angle from my camera will produce pictures that I can't help but to be mischievous in putting captions in it.






At the end of the day, they managed to raise RM43k which surpassed their original target of RM40k for the Agathian Shelter. Good job guys, especially Lim Bee Sim and Saw Ping May which headed the committee. Considering that all of you guys are student, the event was fantastic though definitely there are rooms for improvement in the future.

If you would like to know more about Agathian Shelter or wants to donate to their operating cost of raising the underprivileged children, do check their website out at www.agathians.org.

Cheers
Robb

Introducing Horny Brothers

This is not a porn post. This is merely a continuation of my Journey to the West comic I update daily. Nice catchy title ain't it? :D

Okay, back to the stories. Let's introduce the Horny Brothers shall I? This is due to the fact that they do have horns!

Gold is precious. That's why a lot of people invest in it. However, if you ditch gold for something else, it might not necessary be profitable.


More acts from the Horny brothers next update.

Cheers
Robb

Fishing My Way To Made Of Honor

Do you like fishing? I've never tried it before in my life.

Okay, I lied. I did when I was 5, I think.


My first fishing experience
After that, nope. Never tried once. From the television we often see the Caucasian dads bringing their kids to the lake for fishing and here, when it's Sunday, your dad stays home and watch television!

Bah, after around 15 years older, I just went fishing. Here's a photo of it.


Want to know my score? I hope it's high enough to get invited to the dinner!


My not so high score..
In case you want to try your luck at fishing, you can click here.

Why am I doing this? Ho ho ho, this is because I want to get the free invitation to attend an 8-Course dinner at JW Marriott and movie Premiere of Made of Honor!


I'm not kidding! Check out Nuffnang's blog if you want more details.

I mean, it's a free 8 course meal at JW Marriott! It would have cost you a bomb if you actually pay for it. Not to mention you get to watch Made of Honor 1 week earlier before it is released in the cinemas nationwide. Wah!!! Such a big deal, writing this blog post to trade for that is so worthwhile!!

In addition, the fishing game by Hong Leong Bank is really fun! It lives up to its previous flash game, the Kiap Kiap a Fly as well, which was another hit with the online community. Seriously, I don't see anything troublesome in enjoying yourself with their game, and enjoying another luxury dinner and a movie premiere. XD

40 highest scores get the invitations. But boss says if there are more than 40 write-ups, I might not get to go as he wants to give other Nuffnangers priority... :(

Wants to go >_<
Robb

What Good is a Pig Traveling With You?

Apparently, having a pig around is really handy. Wanna know why?

Okay, today I'm cutting some slack for myself and laying back. Here's a preview of a new chapter for Journey to the West.


See ya tomorrow!

Cheers
Robb

Expressions of a Camwhore

Okay, this is basically a camwhore post.

What good is a blogger with above average looks if he does not camwhore? That my friend, would be totally a waste of youth. Before I grow old and reach unclehood, I shall camwhore as much as I can! Yeah!

This was me, on my way to work on a Friday. Suffice to say, my company's rules on dress code ain't that strict and I can wear whatever I feel like wearing as long as I look decent. While looking decent is fine, I've always felt that I can be more than decent looking when I go to work. Perhaps the word gorgeous?

Okay, that was crap. The main reason I was all dressed up nicely was due to the fact I was attending an event for my company. It was Rock Up! More information on that later as this is dedicated camwhore post for myself.

So while I was enjoying my ride to The Curve to attend Rock Up, I had some time with me, and I've always wondered how I would look like if I do express myself, imitating the regular emoticons we use in the cyberspace.

This is how I look for the emoticon :D


Some twisted facial expression, :-S


When I'm not exactly very happy, :(


When I'm smiling, :)


When I go *sweat* -_-"


Imagine a surprise coming out of nowhere :o


If you don't like my pictures, it is okay. I mean everyone has their freedom to express their standards and scale. And don't mind me having my own expression if you don't like my pictures as I'm showing you this picture.



Camwhored
Robb

Which Disiciple is the Best?

Obviously, when you have peers, you tend to compare. In this case, let's compare the 3 disciples of Tang Sanzang by their heads, shall we?

That's their own estimation of value. Now, do you know who's the favorite of Tang Sanzang?


Guess you do now. Stay tune for a new chapter in Journey to the West next update!

Cheers
Robb

Happy Mother's Day

I would like to wish all the mums in the world a Happy Mother's Day.

To my mum, I would like to thank you for all your time spent for our family. Raising me from a child was not easy as I was very naughty as I can recall. However, you rarely punished me compared to Dad who had always made the rotan my favorite toy on my butt cheeks. You took your time in telling me and explaining to me on my faults and hae always been patient in that.


One of my most feared 'toy' when I was younger
In addition to taking care of the household, you even went out to work to increase our family financial input so your children can be comfortable in their lives. You stood for hours in the cold supermarket to grant your children more access in life.

Thank you mum.

I love you.

P.S. If you have not been giving your mother a lot of attention, I suggest you start doing so. Perhaps you can learn something from Stewie.


Okay, perhaps not.

Cheers
Robb

Team Assembled

Alright, in this update, the full time of the Journey to the West crew will be assembled.

First off, let's see how Wukong and Zhu Bajie managed to get Sha Wujing out of the water.

Man, I hope no religious peeps come criticizing me for this comic strip. Lol. When you managed to assemble 4 people together, and you're Chinese, what do you do?


Lol.

Stay tune for more Journey to the West.

Cheers
Robb

Chanting Like Mad

“Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!”

I've been repeating these words for days! What do I want?

Big Mac!!


Yum Yum!! You can get this for free if you can do the Big Mac Chant in 4 seconds time. The Big Mac Chant are the phrases above in bold. Apparently I can do it within 4 seconds~~ :D

However, you're not going to see me do it here as I'm very lazy in making a video of it. But I'm going to show you a few of my colleagues who did the Big Mac Chant. Let's start off with WenQi first. She's so cute for her 'Sesame Seed Bun'!


Hahaha.

Then, our cool macho afro web designer, Firdauz took part as well.


Hahaha. His early part was damn cute! Malu~~~!! Lol!!

I promise you, I will be doing a video as well. Just you wait~~

If you feel like you are creative and you deserve a chance to win RM10,000 from MacDonalds, do check out the contest here. Contest ends 28th of May 2008.


Don't tell me you don't like money?
In the mean time, I wanna go around doing the Big Mac Chant in every MacDonald's outlet! :D

Cheers
Robb

Zhu Bajie Shows Off His Skills

This is the first time Zhu Bajie gets to show off his skills. Let's see how well he undertakes his tasks.

Okay, a pig ain't exactly very good at doing his tasks perhaps. But then again, he might be in another glance.


Sha Wujing turns good and bestow Tang SanZang the monk for guidance next update.

Cheers
Robb

Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad

As a lot of people were surprised, there seemed to be a lot of positive comments in Tun Dr Mahathir blog. I mean, it's not surprising in the current situation when a lot of people dislike the current administration under our fifth Prime Minister.

So technically, the picture below is what Dr Mahathir seems to be for his positive commentators.

On the other hand. Have everyone forgotten about how tyrant he was when he was still the Prime Minister? He was the one who changed all the original syllabus our the education system to Bahasa Malaysia. When our standard of education dropped, he quickly changed it back during his last days. How clever was he to get a good image back at the end of his iron rule, eh? We all know about Anwar Ibrahim, don't we?

Tun Dr Mahathir basically banged him kau kau (buried him alive) when he knew that Anwar was getting popular among the people, UMNO and also the foreign countries.

No matter, he was a great Prime Minister, but for those of us who remember him for this act, the picture below best describe Mahathir.


Irregardless, he's a blogger now. And for once, I'm gonna pimp him. Click here for Chedet.com

Cheers
Robb

Sha Wujing Debuts

As I've said from my previous update, Sha Wujing will be making his debut in this update. But how is that going to happen? Will it take another 10 strips of progress? Am I being so generous all of the sudden to show you 10 strips of comic? Nah~~~

Sha Wujing is associated with water. And thus, he has got some ties with some sea creatures. Do take note that I'm not talking about sotong (squids). So you better watch your tongue if you're cursing any sea creatures in front of him. You'll never know who would get really pissed that way.


More more of Sha Wujing next update!

Cheers
Robb

Remember the movie 300?

I bet you do. Take a look at the poster to refresh your mind.

Yes, one of the very graphic epic movies Hollywood had produced which glorifies the West. Nevertheless, King Leonidas in the movie was a classic.

What classic?

Well, his expressions and his way of shouting his war speech and pulllllllllllllling them longggggggggggggggg.

Take a look at these.


Seriously, no shit. Try looking at these photos, how perfect his speech would match.




No doubt people enjoyed his expression a lot, when they start pasting papers and adding stuff in for signs of caution such as these pictures;



One of my all time favorite would be the parody of the Sneezing Panda, which is one of the most viewed YouTube video of all time.


Man, classic Sparta stuff. :)

Cheers
Robb

Pig Disciple

Yes yes. Who in the right mind would accept a pig as a disciple? Well, the honorable Tang SanZang did. I wonder why..

Being a villain before, Tang SanZang the monk has to lay down some rules for Bajie as his disciple. Wanna know what they are?


Next update, Sha Wujing makes his debut in the Journey to the West comic. Stay tune~

Cheers
Robb

Feeling Lost?

Today, I'm going to be lecturing a long-grandfather-story kind of entry.

If you could ask any teacher, what would be the worst answer their student would come up with when asked a question, it would be..

"I Don't Know~~"

My God, I am telling you this answer is an absolutely bad answer as it will keep repeating itself in that child's mind till he grows up and eventually, still don't know about anything. If you are a parent or a teacher, slap the child if he or she utters these three words. Never let them say 'I Don't Know' and let it end there. That's now how a person is supposed to act.

Slap him hard for not showing initiative to learn!!

Indecisive people do have their opinions and thoughts actually. It's just that they are not willing to commit to a decision and walk that path proudly. In other words, they are afraid of stepping out of their comfort zone and venturing something different. In an even crude way of pointing it out, they're scaredy cats not wanting to bear the consequences of their actions.

Take an example of a kid who just finished his SPM. He has no ideas what he wants to pursue next in his tertiary education. Does he intend to find out the courses available so he can explore his passion? Hell no. Most of these kids would just ask their friends where are they going and they'll just jump in the bandwagon. See how irresponsible these people are when they don't even care to discover their own passion and making decisions by following others. And when they find out that the course is not suitable for them, they blame their friends for misleading them. Such is the attitude of indecisive people.

Okay, that was my opinion anyway. But let me get detailed in my views. Humans are indifferent. Some are bad tempered, some are nice, some have short dicks, some have huge asses and etc. As much as I wouldn't want to brag myself (yeah right), I'm bringing one of my positive behavior into the light to showcase where my opinion comes from.

Initiative.


That's what I have. Others call it the will to seek knowledge, the nerves to experiment and the path of all information. I call it big balls.


I have done quite a number of things that involves going the extra mile in terms of initiative. Among them are

Admitting that I'm gay openly


The picture was taken around 2 years ago when I was much younger and Zach had long hair
Ditching a degree course for a diploma course due to the pursue of my passion


Being in a cage with snakes


Having kinky sexual encounters


La la la la~
You did not see anything here~

I am merely trying to say that when you have initiative in life, you'll explore various possibilities in life. You would not sit back and just wait for others to decide for you, or wait for something to happen so you can go with the flow. If you have initiative, you will create something to happen instead of waiting for something to happen. Get the drift?

Here's a few scenario that I would like to portray and would advice if you do seek my opinion in it.

• You see a beautiful girl/good looking guy walking towards you alone. She/he smiles at you. What do you do?

Regardless of your gender, if you did not talk and get the person's name and contact number, you're such a coward. You should never be allowed to date anyone, ever!

• You don't like your job. Your boss treats you badly. What do you do?

Quitting your job makes you extremely short sighted. Never ever close a door before you have another one open for you. You DO NOT quit before you are sure you have another job ready for you. Of course, the exceptional case here would be that you are a freaking spoiled brat whose daddy is so rich or you have a boyfriend/husband/spouse who is very very dependable on. Other wise, you're plain shallow.

If you close your door before you manage to find another, you'll be trapped in darkness for quite some time

• Your boss gives you a task to do. You have no idea how to do it. What do you do?

If you ask your colleagues to do it for you, then you're a no brainer. Being in the savvy age today, the first thing you do when you encountered something foreign to you, you should JFGI (Just Fucking Google It)! If Google does not give you an answer, only then should you go to your last resort of asking your colleague to show you how to do it, but never do it for you. Get your priorities right, obnoxious colleague that Yat is talking about.

Google is seriously your best friend in all times

If you do feel loss at times. Don't worry. Bring out your initiative. If you can't get your intuition out. No matter what your decision is, walk it out loud and proud, and shoulder the consequences like a man. After all, you only live once. You should be proud to experience everything you can no matter if it's a bad or a good experience.

"Initiative is the key to everything you want in life"

This is my quote, printed on my name card. I am spreading this message out loud and clear. It is good to have wants and desires in life. But if you do move or act upon them, then they will always remained as your wants and desires.

As for me, I intend to make them my reality and achievements.

Cheers
Robb

Zhu Bajie Turns Good

What do you do when you can't win a fight? Run for it!

Sigh. Life ain't fair for a lot of people. Especially when you're a pig, your self esteem is even worse.


Zhu Bajie goes official as a participant for the Journey to the West next update.

Cheers
Robb

Furthering My Studies

Many people asked me whether am I stopping my studies for good?

The answer is obviously no.

Despite the fact that I'm now an executive for Nuffnang, I still believe that education is important. Sure, in the field the industry that I am in, experience counts. But if you do carefully analyze it, no matter where you go, your education basis is still looked upon first.

I'm not kidding. Try looking at the newspaper. What proper job which is listed there requires not at least an SPM qualification? That's the minimal as if you do plan to advance in your career and to get a bigger pay cheque, you gotta have the necessary papers. It's a fact though there are some exceptions where your company values you based on your experience in that particular field.

That's why having a good paper qualification is important.

However, not everyone has the liberty to complete their studies before they can start working. Let's face the facts, not everyone is born in rich families. Such scenario does not exist. Heck, I'm even lucky to be able to complete my diploma to even start with. Thus, this situation made many people have to start working first before they can continue their studies.

Now, once you start working a permanent job, you'll notice how much responsibility you have and if you leave for a duration of time, your workload will kill you when you return. I personally have incurred that wrath. It was not an easy one. I shall depict that battle in a blog post in the near future.

I'm merely asking a question, how are you going to further your studies once you start working? Would you give up all the work that you've done and throw away all your career opportunities in the company you worked with and go back to university where most of the students are so much younger than you? What about your expenses? Studying ain't 3 months thingy. It takes at least 2 years even if you have foundation or diploma. What are you going to eat for that 2 years? Grass by the river? Good luck finding a clean river first.

That's where open universities come into play. They allow people to pursue their tertiary education at home. You have no idea of it? Check out Kaplan Open Learning for an idea. Online Management Courses and many other related ones are available. I kid you not, that management skills is no doubt one of the most important ones in corporations. I might even consider signing up once I've enough savings to enroll.

As for now, I'm going to work and prove my worth in my company. I love my job and I intend to excel in it.

Cheers
Robb

Fatso Camouflage

When you're a fat pig and you need a place to hide, where do you go? 2 places.

a) Sumo ring

b) Pig farm factory


Zhu Bajie officially recruited as Tang SanZang's disciple next update. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

A Tag A Week But I Ain't A Geek

Alright, another tag. This one's from Xin Hui. Here goes.

First Name:
Seong Yik (It literally means double hundred million in Cantonese. Yes, it's a very materialistic name. Lol)

Last Name:
Chew (The action in your mouth when food is in)


Birthday:
21st of May! It's coming soon! Prepare your presents, please! iPod or PSP for me anyone?


Black color please~~
Favourite colour:
I'm an extremely conservative guy. Listen to this song for a hint.


Favourite animal:
Obviously, dog? Zuzu!!! :D

Favourite subject:
Does subject refers to academical subject or my loyal minions serving me to take over the world? If it's the later, I'd say Professor Chaos. XD


Favourite country:
Malaysia. Where would you find leaders that call you pondan, monkeys on 1 day and join u as blogger the very next few months after elections?


Yea, he called us beruk but he has a site that sees little updates at Rembau.net
Favourite place of vacation:
Place, eh? Cities definitely. I dislike places with little comfort actually. Hehe.

Favourite ice-cream flavour:
Should be chocolate. I simply don't dig vanilla. Oh, if there's durian flavor, sign me up! xD

Favourite tv series:
I can't decide between South Park and Family Guy. Both has a freaking hilarious fat ass (Peter & Cartman) in it and a freakish gay-natured character (Stewie & Cartman/Butters) as well.


The Fat Guy in Family Guy
Favourite sport:
I used to be involved in Taekwondo. But till today, I only hit the gym once in awhile. Fuck, I'm getting fat.

What...

- were you doing at this time last week?
Should be suiciding in DotA. In case you don't know, I'm a pro Goblin Techies player.
"I Laugh at the Face of Danger"


First blood is always mine
- are you planning to do next?
Prepare to work back in office tomorrow morning. T_T I really dislike waking up in the morning. Work is fine though. Love it. Lol.

- is it that you wished you had?
The ability to shapeshift. I'm freaking insecure of myself. I wanna look perfect! That way I can eat all the delicious stuff in the world and still look gorgeous. :D

- animal are you most afraid of?
Let's see.. Can't think of any. Maybe Man Bear Pig? Half Man, half bear and half pig. Lol.


In case you don't know, it's from South Park and the guy on the left is supposed to be Al Gore
- are you most afraid of in your life?
to lose my current life. I'm in the state of life where everything is wonderful

- is the most embarrassing thing so far in your life?
Me in TheStar half naked?


- is it that you have always wanted to do but didn't have the chance?
Join Malaysian Idol. I was young and fat. I wouldn't stand a chance anyway. XD

If you were given the chance to do anything right now, what would you do?(regardless how long it takes or how expensive it is):
Bungee jump!


Thank God I don't have boobs. Lol
Okay, now let's get to the important part of a tag. The real reason why people invented tag or meme, is not for people to know what you do and what you like, but rather to increase the links of your blog. You don't simply tag people and don't link them. How the fuck am I going to know if you've tagged me unless I read your blog? Trust me, not everyone reads all their links in their blogs, but everyone checks out who links them from Technorati.

So I'm tagging
1. Ginny
2. Frances
3. Rufimy
4. Gary Ooi
5. Vinod who has frozen balls

Cheers
Robb

Transformation Fight Again

Remember how Wukong likes to use his transformations to fight? Apparently Zhu Bajie enjoys the same deal.

When you're at a disadvantage, what do you do? Either run, or change the situation (or yourself) into something in higher ground (more advantage).


Stay tune for more of Journey to the West.

Cheers
Robb

Camwhore Post With Upcoming Event

Okay, my life is so bored these days, I practically have little to write. So pardon me as I'm going to camwhore all the way in this post.

That was me when I had a Biore Pore Sticker stuck on my nose. Yes, I'm extremely superficial and metrosexual. I use products!


This 1 makes me look yellow like my race. Banana to be exact. Lol.


A camwhore is an understatement when I even take pictures of myself in monorail.


I personally like this one. I mean all these that I've posted. Heck, if I don't like my pictures, you think I'll show it here? Lol.

At any rate, here's something to look forward to.


Point Blanc! Nice!! I'm attending it on Nuffnang's behalf and see you there if you plan to go. It's free entry, lads and lasses!

Cheers
Robb

The Tyrant

I'm not talking about Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad's blog now. I'm actually talking about Zhu Bajie from Journey to the West la.

Of course, his tyrant ways of getting girls to fall in love with him resembles some of Dr Mahathir's ways, but let's enjoy the comic strip, shall we?

What do you do when you have information that someone's going to overthrow you from your current position?


You badmouth him! Call him homosexual! Sounds familiar to what someone almost a decade ago? Well, Dr Mahathir Mohamad blogs now. Go bomb him and tell him about that.

More updates and no more mention about Tun Mahathir's blog tomorrow.

Cheers
Robb

Dr Mahathir Mohamad's Blog

No kidding! He's blogging ady!!

PETALING JAYA: Former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad joined the swelling ranks of politicians going online with his own blog simply named “Dr Mahathir Mohamad,” at www.chedet.com.

“This site is dedicated to publishing my writings as and when I am able to pen my thoughts and opinion,” he says.

In his first posting The Appointment of Judges on Thursday, he tackles the issue of judicial reform, noting that there have been no details on how the recently announced Judicial Appointments Commission will work.

He also notes that the Constitution would have to be amended to validate any changes in how judges are currently appointed.

Any such Constitutional amendment would require a two-third’s majority ruling in Parliament, and Dr Mahathir also questions if Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi’s government would be able to gather support from the Opposition to make this a reality.

Dr Mahathir, 82, was Prime Minister of Malaysia from 1981 to 2003.

Wah, suddenly every politician we know is jumping to the net blogging.

Everyone knows that this guy has been shooting Abdullah's reign left and right. But do we remember why people gave BN so huge majority back in 2004? It's because this guy left the scene!

On Tun Dr Mahathir~ How you live up to your legend of tyranny. I bet a lot of people were laughing about the incident when you were attacked with pepper spray last time.


At any rate, this time, he's on the ship of blogosphere and he's going to fly high~~~ perhaps. We'll see.


This is getting fun. People should start a popcorn delivery service to every single house that has Internet connection so we can watch real tembaking online and eat popcorn.

Cheers
Robb

Transexual

I'm not harping about trannies in this post. It's merely because.. well, you'll find out later.

Onward to the West, Wukong and Tang SanZang saw a poster hiring help. There's nothing wrong in helping people and earning some money for expenses. So let's check it out what's wrong.

Yea man. She doesn't look like a woman at all. Lol. At any rate the next strip, Wukong goes tranny!!


Seriously, I wonder if it's the same size? Lol.

Zhu Bajie makes his first appearance in Journey to the West comic next update! Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb