Lazy to Put Title

Lazy to describe the comic as well.


No mood la today. Work so tired, didn't sleep last night...


Hopefully tomorrow not lazy...



Yeah!! I've got one!!

Just look at my sidebar. :D

Thank you Happy for selecting my blog for the widget!! ^_^

No more do I need to forsake short updates to my blog that I think is too insignificant for a blog post. Now I can update my blog with my mood and short messages easily such as

- Happy, just constipated (oh si)
- Not happy, I stepped on dog shit
- Happy (Why no horny?), a cute guy winked at me
- Very happy, salary in ady!!!

Here's a random picture of a happy guy with his dog. :)

doggie lover


Sending Messages

Back in the old days, there were no Internet nor postage services. So most of the time, it's word of mouth.


And looks like someone is offended for free delivery services.


More of Journey to the West next. Stay tune.


Dummies' Guide to Detect Gays : Gaydar

Many people asked me, how do you tell if someone is gay or not? What if you hit on the wrong guys?

My answer?

"All gays have gaydars. We can tell whether a person is straight or bent by a few looks, sometimes even at a glance."

Thus today, I'm going to share with you straight peeps on the tips of how to detect whether a person is gay "happy" or not and to avoid yourself getting detected as gay if you're straight or a closet gay who is ashamed of your sexuality.


Number One

Look at where his eyes are. Straight guys behave like Kennysia.


They stare at boobs. Gay guys don't. Maybe on fat boobs cause they're laughing at them. But when a cute guy passes by, guess where their eyes go? Fixed right on them. That is the first thing you need to observe if you want to know if someone's gay. Bring them shopping!

Heck, bring them to my blog and see whether their eyes turn wild looking at the photo below.


Number Two

People say that society stereotypes that feminine guys are gay. There is some truth to this stereotype. 90% of sissies are gay.


'Teapots' as what my colleague called them due to their bent hand/ limp wrist, are definitely very very gay. Come on, make ups, mascara, lip gloss. Come on, where can you hide, mate?


Number Three

Self Obsession. Most gays are very self obsessed as much as they love sex. This literally means they care how they look greatly be it body or face. Thus, it is not surprising that they are a lot of gays in most fitness centers and these peeps love to look at themselves. I'm talking about every opportunity to look at their own face!

Walk past a car and the mirror is reflecting his image, he pauses and swipe his hair. Every car window he passes he will glance at his own image (I'm literally describing myself here). Okay, just check his freaking online profile and look at his photos. If he has over half of the album with only pictures of himself posing for the camera, it's very likely that he's gay. Clear example below.

gay profile1
Click to enlarge

Number Four

Metrosexuality. David Beckham brought the whole era of gayness out in the open. Though he's not gay (Victoria is evidence along with his sons), but thanks to him, we get to identify more gays. Face the facts, straight guys don't dig fashion. The most you get from straight guys are branded suits, tux and that's about it. Mix and match? That's literally gay.

ck model

Do you think any straight guy would dress up like the model above? No a single chance. The only reason why the model is doing it, is because he's paid. If he's not, I bet my balls on it, he won't wear those clothes (unless of course, he's gay).

Check for clothings if you want to spot a gay. They usually have an extraordinary sense of fashion. I just hope that you manage to spot those with proper sense of fashion to put them outstanding from the crowd rather but there are some that ends up being eyesores due to their 'special' sense of fashion (believe me, there are).

Number 5

If you suspect someone's gay, there's no better way to dig the answer than to ask the question directly. If you and the guy you are asking are from Malaysia or Singapore, ask them this;

"Are you P.L.U. / plu?"
(pronouns either as Pee Al You or plue)

If his answer is anything but 'What's that?' or an instant 'No', you've got a case there. PLU stands for People Like Us which is a commonly used terms for gays and lesbians in Malaysia and Singapore as the word 'gay' is a lil taboo to be used in public conversations.

At any rate, these few ways I've listed are just guides and will not necessary ensure that you will be able to confirm 100% if someone's gay. That is of course unless he's like me, who is open about himself.


I better take my leave now before other closet gays come after me and murder me for exposing tips on how to spot a gay.

All tips revealed are only true for Malaysian gay detections.
These tips may not work in other countries.
Should anyone be offended by this blog post, please get the sands out of your pussy before it kills you.
If there is a hell for gays, I believe there's one for people who discriminates too.

P.S. My colleague Yee Hou taught me what chocolate starfish means today. It means asshole! Fuck! I did not see that coming!


Working Is Enjoyable

I'm not kidding.

Working with Nuffnang really rocks. The bloggers are nice to me (how could they not? Lol), my colleagues are nice and 2 of them are perverts which cracks hamsap jokes all the time.

To top that up, the clients are also super nice!!!

Guess what I got from Marilyn, one of the clients due to my work of putting together Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging?


Now tell me why shouldn't I love my job?


Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Poking

As I did not blog live from the spot but I have spikes to poke, thus the title of the blog post.

Since I've already wrote in details of what happened during the night and displayed various pictures of bloggers in awesome animal clothings and costumes in Nuffnang blog, I don't wish to repeat the same here. So I'm going to blog about me, myself and I.


That being said, since I no longer have a 5 mega pixel camera phone with me :( , I didn't manage to take a picture of me alone and have to rely on other people to camwhore with me. Thus... I only have very few pictures of myself from the night. T_T

First up, Mike!!!


Before this, I've always thought that Mike is a bad person. As in the sense, bad ass! But it turns out that he's a really nice guy! :D

Oh, in case you guys still have no idea what I was, I was a porcupine, damn it! My hair's not spiky enough to tell you that? Then please look at my bag~~~


Once people start noticing my bag, they waste no time to be poked my me. *grins*

Here's JB getting poked.


Then I poked the Kevin the Hamlet's Hero as well. According to some of my colleagues he looks gay. I didn't say that yea, Kevin. Hahaha. Tysern on the right is like a very bad breed from a tiger shagging a gorilla.


Next, is ElectronicFly who I thought all along is a GUY!!! BUT SHE'S A GIRL!!!!! This is the first time I know a girl who's into techie stuffs!


Ren who won the best creative blog post prior to the event seemed to have a thing for his 2 cat toy. So I played along and held it for him while we camwhored.


And we've got another picture together with Superwilson in the middle later on.


Yes, I know. I look like a bloody lost school kid from the front view. You don't have to tell.

Irregardless, the night was filled with errands for me to run and attend to seeing that I'm the person in charger. That being said, I really have no idea if it's really fun or the other way round till at least I asked for feedbacks from other bloggers and read from blogs posted. Thanks for all your feedbacks, guys. Really appreciate it. Will improve on my next event definitely. :)

Oh, here's my personal favorite picture from the event. Apparently someone was creative enough to play along some fairytale story and the 3 blind mice turned up during Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging.

Kenny, Kevin and Kelvin


Getting Food & Being Food?

Now what would you give a pig who's asking for food from you? Shit? Lol


Apparently Tang Sanzang knows that Zhu Bajie is unreliable and he went to ask for alms himself. What would happen to him? No guessing needed.


Stay tune for next update of Journey to the West.


1 Day Before Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging

Since it's on theme, let me tell you a story about how different animals get along in life,


In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The tigress after recovering from the delivery started to decline in health although she was physically fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her cubs had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps her condition would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops?

Take a look ... you won't believe your eyes!





Now, please tell me one more time ... why can't the rest of the world get along?


Done with animal story, let's get back to Wild 'Live' Blogging. Wonder what am I going to be tomorrow?

Will I go topless again this time with a cow print tight pants partying?

cow pants

Hmmm... Maybe?

Or will I be coming in with a white wet shirt like this guy?


Naa, I need to hit the gym more often to pull this kind of stunt off. I don't have a preview picture of myself on what am I wearing tomorrow, but here's a picture of it.

Don't walk behind me. It would be dangerous.


Sun Wukong Quits

What happens when the lead actor gets fired? You need to pay for the price!


Oh well, without Wukong, the party is doom one way or another. And now Tang Sanzang is sending a pig for his task.


More of Journey to the West next update. Stay tune.


Transvetite Toilet

Yes this toilet exist.

Read the excerpt from an article from Thailand;


Thai School Gives Trans Students Own Bathroom

For trans teens at one rural high school in Thailand, taking a bathroom break no longer means choosing between male and female' restrooms. There's now a "transgender toilet."

The Kampang School in northeastern Thailand conducted a survey last term that showed more than 200 of the school's 2,600 students considered themselves transgender, said school director Sitisak Sumontha.

So, when classes resumed in May, the school unveiled a unisex restroom designated by a human figure split in half - part man in blue and part woman in red. Below it are the words "Transgender Toilet."

Three transgender students praised the new restroom as they plucked their eyebrows and applied face powder in front of the mirror outside the stalls.

"I'm so happy about this," Vichai Sangsakul, a teenager with a pixie hairdo pulled back with a pink barrette, told Thailand's PBS news channel on Tuesday. "It looks bad going to female restrooms. What would other people think?"

Most rural Thais are conservative in many ways, but the trailblazing toilet initiative at the school in northeastern Sisaket province reflects another aspect of Thai society: its tolerance of the country's very visible transgender community.

"These students want to be able to go to the restroom in peace without fear of being watched, laughed at or groped," said Sitisak.

He said the concept reflected a growing need at Thai schools and universities.

Kampang is not Thailand's first educational institution to set up unisex washrooms, though Sitisak said he believed it was a first for a secondary school. A 1,500-student technical college in the northern province of Chiang Mai set up a "Pink Lotus Bathroom" for its 15 trans students in 2003.

Deputy Education Minister Boonlue Prasertsopar recently said the ministry plans to count the number of transgender university students.

He said he was not promoting transgender interests, "but if there are a lot of them in a university and it's a problem, we may have to consider building toilets and dormitories for them."

Transgenders are regularly seen on TV soap operas and throughout Bangkok, working at department store cosmetics counters, popular restaurants, in office jobs and in the capital's red-light districts. Thailand also has transgender beauty pageants.


Now it makes you wonder what would the toilet sign look like right? Something like this perhaps?

ahgua toilet

Now that ought to be scary. But come on, it's way better for us who are sure of our genders ain't it? Regardless if you're a male or a female, would be comfortable if you see a tranny like this walk in to the washroom you're in?


HELL NO!! I'll be freaking scared!!!

P.S. What a jerk I am. I'm gay and I'm discriminating trannies? Lol.

P.P.S. There's no pictures of hot guys in this post unless you consider the tranny above as hot, and as a guy.


Shaving Ryan's Private

I've been wanting to use this title for a long time!!!

And believe me, when I say long, it's really long~~~~ Lol!!

Though I don't know any specific Ryan nor am I showing pictures of anyone's private, but the topic of today is shaving.

Shaving is no foreign issue for girls, right? I know most girls shave their armpits, legs and even pelvic areas (privates for some as well). Some who don't at least trim their privates, am I not right? If you don't you'll most be having an abalone down there like Gillian Chung.

I mean, no girl would want to expose their legs with hair. I'm quite sure be it straight guys or gay guys, we all think that hairless legs for girls are a must.

hairy girl
Would you be turned on by her leg hair? Lol

If you're a girl, I bet you're checking out your legs now to see whether it's time to shave, right?

How about if you're a guy? You'd most likely go

"Hmph~ What do I care? Real man have hair on their legs!"

Yes, I totally agree with you. Leave the shaving of legs to the girls.

shaving legs
Shaving your legs now, ladies?

After all, according to Kennysia, Narcissism is Really Hairy!


However, let's do take note that not all hairs are good for guys as well. Of course, the hair on your head is good (providing they don't grow from your nose or ears outwards). Check this guy out for what I mean.

If this is deemed 'manly', I rather not be manly

Let's face the facts, a lot of people have different preferences of body hair for guys, be it if you're a gay or a girl. Some people are attracted to hairy chests (definitely not the one above).


Some like their guys smooth and sizzling (same preference here).

Mitch Hewer from Skins. He's freaking hot, ain't he?

That being said, some guys do shave their body hair. In fact, I do.

No, not my dick. I don't want to look like a baby nude, okay? But of course, I trim the hair there. It's important for both hygiene and appearance (lol) purposes. So where do I shave?


Yup. My chest. My top half of the body actually. I happen to be blessed with a lot of hair which I find it annoying at times. Of course, this means I would never go bald, but man, I have to take care of my body hair at regular intervals as well because I don't like myself being too hairy!!

At any rate, I think that if anyone see the need for shaving and not shaving, you should follow your heart's content. Don't be too influenced by what people say.

NAaaaaaa, I'm kidding. Of course you have to care what people say! Or else, how are you going to score on a Saturday night?



Right, if someone does something wrong, he ought to be punished, eh? But what if right and wrong is a mere opinion and there's no clear line of right and wrong?

At any rate, let's continue with Journey to the West.


Yea, some people won't want to look terrible especially in public. That explains why make up products are still so famous for grandmothers soon-to-be.

Now, how do you classify a demon? Apparently Wukong is not that good in this field.


Bonus for today. Third comic strip!!


Yea, punishment at the last strip. Wukong leaves Tang Sanzang's party next updated. Stay tune.


Funny Answers

Remember Keluarga Saya by some kid?

I just love some of the things people do for examination papers. When I was busy working late one evening at home, I received an email from one long lost contact. It was a forwarded email and my god, that email really made my day.

You want to know why?

Read on.

If you're studying for SPM this year, here are some answers you might want to consider giving it a try if you're stuck.


Hate those cosine, sine and tangent questions? Do this instead.


More math questions to laugh at;



How do you tell if someone plays too much games? Apparently you can tell from the answer below.


And apparently some people get sexist way too early..


Lol!!! She's a woman!! Lol!!!

Now, if you really have no confident on how to pass a paper, what do you do? A few suggestions below.



"I Don't Negotiate With Terrorits" - Even the teacher is good with his/her reply! Lol.

Man, gotta envy these peeps for being so creative. They totally made my day when I read them the first time.