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Lazy to Put Title

Lazy to describe the comic as well.

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No mood la today. Work so tired, didn't sleep last night...

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Hopefully tomorrow not lazy...

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Robb

Happy-O-Meter

Yeah!! I've got one!!

Just look at my sidebar. :D

Thank you Happy for selecting my blog for the widget!! ^_^

No more do I need to forsake short updates to my blog that I think is too insignificant for a blog post. Now I can update my blog with my mood and short messages easily such as

- Happy, just constipated (oh si)
- Not happy, I stepped on dog shit
- Happy (Why no horny?), a cute guy winked at me
- Very happy, salary in ady!!!

Here's a random picture of a happy guy with his dog. :)

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Cheers
Robb

Sending Messages

Back in the old days, there were no Internet nor postage services. So most of the time, it's word of mouth.

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And looks like someone is offended for free delivery services.

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More of Journey to the West next. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Dummies' Guide to Detect Gays : Gaydar

Many people asked me, how do you tell if someone is gay or not? What if you hit on the wrong guys?

My answer?

"All gays have gaydars. We can tell whether a person is straight or bent by a few looks, sometimes even at a glance."

Thus today, I'm going to share with you straight peeps on the tips of how to detect whether a person is gay "happy" or not and to avoid yourself getting detected as gay if you're straight or a closet gay who is ashamed of your sexuality.

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Number One

Look at where his eyes are. Straight guys behave like Kennysia.

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They stare at boobs. Gay guys don't. Maybe on fat boobs cause they're laughing at them. But when a cute guy passes by, guess where their eyes go? Fixed right on them. That is the first thing you need to observe if you want to know if someone's gay. Bring them shopping!

Heck, bring them to my blog and see whether their eyes turn wild looking at the photo below.

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Number Two

People say that society stereotypes that feminine guys are gay. There is some truth to this stereotype. 90% of sissies are gay.

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'Teapots' as what my colleague called them due to their bent hand/ limp wrist, are definitely very very gay. Come on, make ups, mascara, lip gloss. Come on, where can you hide, mate?

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Number Three

Self Obsession. Most gays are very self obsessed as much as they love sex. This literally means they care how they look greatly be it body or face. Thus, it is not surprising that they are a lot of gays in most fitness centers and these peeps love to look at themselves. I'm talking about every opportunity to look at their own face!

Walk past a car and the mirror is reflecting his image, he pauses and swipe his hair. Every car window he passes he will glance at his own image (I'm literally describing myself here). Okay, just check his freaking online profile and look at his photos. If he has over half of the album with only pictures of himself posing for the camera, it's very likely that he's gay. Clear example below.

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Number Four

Metrosexuality. David Beckham brought the whole era of gayness out in the open. Though he's not gay (Victoria is evidence along with his sons), but thanks to him, we get to identify more gays. Face the facts, straight guys don't dig fashion. The most you get from straight guys are branded suits, tux and that's about it. Mix and match? That's literally gay.

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Do you think any straight guy would dress up like the model above? No a single chance. The only reason why the model is doing it, is because he's paid. If he's not, I bet my balls on it, he won't wear those clothes (unless of course, he's gay).

Check for clothings if you want to spot a gay. They usually have an extraordinary sense of fashion. I just hope that you manage to spot those with proper sense of fashion to put them outstanding from the crowd rather but there are some that ends up being eyesores due to their 'special' sense of fashion (believe me, there are).

Number 5

If you suspect someone's gay, there's no better way to dig the answer than to ask the question directly. If you and the guy you are asking are from Malaysia or Singapore, ask them this;

"Are you P.L.U. / plu?"
(pronouns either as Pee Al You or plue)

If his answer is anything but 'What's that?' or an instant 'No', you've got a case there. PLU stands for People Like Us which is a commonly used terms for gays and lesbians in Malaysia and Singapore as the word 'gay' is a lil taboo to be used in public conversations.

At any rate, these few ways I've listed are just guides and will not necessary ensure that you will be able to confirm 100% if someone's gay. That is of course unless he's like me, who is open about himself.

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I better take my leave now before other closet gays come after me and murder me for exposing tips on how to spot a gay.

All tips revealed are only true for Malaysian gay detections.
These tips may not work in other countries.
Should anyone be offended by this blog post, please get the sands out of your pussy before it kills you.
If there is a hell for gays, I believe there's one for people who discriminates too.


P.S. My colleague Yee Hou taught me what chocolate starfish means today. It means asshole! Fuck! I did not see that coming!


Cheers
Robb

Working Is Enjoyable

I'm not kidding.

Working with Nuffnang really rocks. The bloggers are nice to me (how could they not? Lol), my colleagues are nice and 2 of them are perverts which cracks hamsap jokes all the time.

To top that up, the clients are also super nice!!!

Guess what I got from Marilyn, one of the clients due to my work of putting together Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging?

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Now tell me why shouldn't I love my job?

Cheers
Robb

Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Poking

As I did not blog live from the spot but I have spikes to poke, thus the title of the blog post.

Since I've already wrote in details of what happened during the night and displayed various pictures of bloggers in awesome animal clothings and costumes in Nuffnang blog, I don't wish to repeat the same here. So I'm going to blog about me, myself and I.

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That being said, since I no longer have a 5 mega pixel camera phone with me :( , I didn't manage to take a picture of me alone and have to rely on other people to camwhore with me. Thus... I only have very few pictures of myself from the night. T_T

First up, Mike!!!

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Before this, I've always thought that Mike is a bad person. As in the sense, bad ass! But it turns out that he's a really nice guy! :D

Oh, in case you guys still have no idea what I was, I was a porcupine, damn it! My hair's not spiky enough to tell you that? Then please look at my bag~~~

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Once people start noticing my bag, they waste no time to be poked my me. *grins*

Here's JB getting poked.

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Then I poked the Kevin the Hamlet's Hero as well. According to some of my colleagues he looks gay. I didn't say that yea, Kevin. Hahaha. Tysern on the right is like a very bad breed from a tiger shagging a gorilla.

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Next, is ElectronicFly who I thought all along is a GUY!!! BUT SHE'S A GIRL!!!!! This is the first time I know a girl who's into techie stuffs!

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Ren who won the best creative blog post prior to the event seemed to have a thing for his 2 cat toy. So I played along and held it for him while we camwhored.

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And we've got another picture together with Superwilson in the middle later on.

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Yes, I know. I look like a bloody lost school kid from the front view. You don't have to tell.

Irregardless, the night was filled with errands for me to run and attend to seeing that I'm the person in charger. That being said, I really have no idea if it's really fun or the other way round till at least I asked for feedbacks from other bloggers and read from blogs posted. Thanks for all your feedbacks, guys. Really appreciate it. Will improve on my next event definitely. :)

Oh, here's my personal favorite picture from the event. Apparently someone was creative enough to play along some fairytale story and the 3 blind mice turned up during Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging.

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Kenny, Kevin and Kelvin


Cheers
Robb

Getting Food & Being Food?

Now what would you give a pig who's asking for food from you? Shit? Lol

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Apparently Tang Sanzang knows that Zhu Bajie is unreliable and he went to ask for alms himself. What would happen to him? No guessing needed.

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Stay tune for next update of Journey to the West.

Cheers
Robb

1 Day Before Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging

Since it's on theme, let me tell you a story about how different animals get along in life,

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In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The tigress after recovering from the delivery started to decline in health although she was physically fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her cubs had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps her condition would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops?

Take a look ... you won't believe your eyes!

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Now, please tell me one more time ... why can't the rest of the world get along?

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Done with animal story, let's get back to Wild 'Live' Blogging. Wonder what am I going to be tomorrow?

Will I go topless again this time with a cow print tight pants partying?

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Hmmm... Maybe?

Or will I be coming in with a white wet shirt like this guy?

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Naa, I need to hit the gym more often to pull this kind of stunt off. I don't have a preview picture of myself on what am I wearing tomorrow, but here's a picture of it.


Don't walk behind me. It would be dangerous.

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Robb

Sun Wukong Quits

What happens when the lead actor gets fired? You need to pay for the price!

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Oh well, without Wukong, the party is doom one way or another. And now Tang Sanzang is sending a pig for his task.

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More of Journey to the West next update. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Transvetite Toilet

Yes this toilet exist.

Read the excerpt from an article from Thailand;

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Thai School Gives Trans Students Own Bathroom

For trans teens at one rural high school in Thailand, taking a bathroom break no longer means choosing between male and female' restrooms. There's now a "transgender toilet."

The Kampang School in northeastern Thailand conducted a survey last term that showed more than 200 of the school's 2,600 students considered themselves transgender, said school director Sitisak Sumontha.

So, when classes resumed in May, the school unveiled a unisex restroom designated by a human figure split in half - part man in blue and part woman in red. Below it are the words "Transgender Toilet."

Three transgender students praised the new restroom as they plucked their eyebrows and applied face powder in front of the mirror outside the stalls.

"I'm so happy about this," Vichai Sangsakul, a teenager with a pixie hairdo pulled back with a pink barrette, told Thailand's PBS news channel on Tuesday. "It looks bad going to female restrooms. What would other people think?"

Most rural Thais are conservative in many ways, but the trailblazing toilet initiative at the school in northeastern Sisaket province reflects another aspect of Thai society: its tolerance of the country's very visible transgender community.

"These students want to be able to go to the restroom in peace without fear of being watched, laughed at or groped," said Sitisak.

He said the concept reflected a growing need at Thai schools and universities.

Kampang is not Thailand's first educational institution to set up unisex washrooms, though Sitisak said he believed it was a first for a secondary school. A 1,500-student technical college in the northern province of Chiang Mai set up a "Pink Lotus Bathroom" for its 15 trans students in 2003.

Deputy Education Minister Boonlue Prasertsopar recently said the ministry plans to count the number of transgender university students.

He said he was not promoting transgender interests, "but if there are a lot of them in a university and it's a problem, we may have to consider building toilets and dormitories for them."

Transgenders are regularly seen on TV soap operas and throughout Bangkok, working at department store cosmetics counters, popular restaurants, in office jobs and in the capital's red-light districts. Thailand also has transgender beauty pageants.

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Now it makes you wonder what would the toilet sign look like right? Something like this perhaps?

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Now that ought to be scary. But come on, it's way better for us who are sure of our genders ain't it? Regardless if you're a male or a female, would be comfortable if you see a tranny like this walk in to the washroom you're in?

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HELL NO!! I'll be freaking scared!!!

P.S. What a jerk I am. I'm gay and I'm discriminating trannies? Lol.

P.P.S. There's no pictures of hot guys in this post unless you consider the tranny above as hot, and as a guy.

Cheers
Robb

Shaving Ryan's Private

I've been wanting to use this title for a long time!!!

And believe me, when I say long, it's really long~~~~ Lol!!

Though I don't know any specific Ryan nor am I showing pictures of anyone's private, but the topic of today is shaving.

Shaving is no foreign issue for girls, right? I know most girls shave their armpits, legs and even pelvic areas (privates for some as well). Some who don't at least trim their privates, am I not right? If you don't you'll most be having an abalone down there like Gillian Chung.

I mean, no girl would want to expose their legs with hair. I'm quite sure be it straight guys or gay guys, we all think that hairless legs for girls are a must.

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Would you be turned on by her leg hair? Lol

If you're a girl, I bet you're checking out your legs now to see whether it's time to shave, right?

How about if you're a guy? You'd most likely go

"Hmph~ What do I care? Real man have hair on their legs!"

Yes, I totally agree with you. Leave the shaving of legs to the girls.

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Shaving your legs now, ladies?

After all, according to Kennysia, Narcissism is Really Hairy!

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However, let's do take note that not all hairs are good for guys as well. Of course, the hair on your head is good (providing they don't grow from your nose or ears outwards). Check this guy out for what I mean.

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If this is deemed 'manly', I rather not be manly

Let's face the facts, a lot of people have different preferences of body hair for guys, be it if you're a gay or a girl. Some people are attracted to hairy chests (definitely not the one above).

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Some like their guys smooth and sizzling (same preference here).

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Mitch Hewer from Skins. He's freaking hot, ain't he?

That being said, some guys do shave their body hair. In fact, I do.

No, not my dick. I don't want to look like a baby nude, okay? But of course, I trim the hair there. It's important for both hygiene and appearance (lol) purposes. So where do I shave?

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Yup. My chest. My top half of the body actually. I happen to be blessed with a lot of hair which I find it annoying at times. Of course, this means I would never go bald, but man, I have to take care of my body hair at regular intervals as well because I don't like myself being too hairy!!

At any rate, I think that if anyone see the need for shaving and not shaving, you should follow your heart's content. Don't be too influenced by what people say.

NAaaaaaa, I'm kidding. Of course you have to care what people say! Or else, how are you going to score on a Saturday night?

Cheers
Robb

Punishment

Right, if someone does something wrong, he ought to be punished, eh? But what if right and wrong is a mere opinion and there's no clear line of right and wrong?

At any rate, let's continue with Journey to the West.

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Yea, some people won't want to look terrible especially in public. That explains why make up products are still so famous for grandmothers soon-to-be.

Now, how do you classify a demon? Apparently Wukong is not that good in this field.

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Bonus for today. Third comic strip!!

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Yea, punishment at the last strip. Wukong leaves Tang Sanzang's party next updated. Stay tune.

Cheers
Robb

Funny Answers

Remember Keluarga Saya by some kid?

I just love some of the things people do for examination papers. When I was busy working late one evening at home, I received an email from one long lost contact. It was a forwarded email and my god, that email really made my day.

You want to know why?

Read on.

If you're studying for SPM this year, here are some answers you might want to consider giving it a try if you're stuck.

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Hate those cosine, sine and tangent questions? Do this instead.

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More math questions to laugh at;

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How do you tell if someone plays too much games? Apparently you can tell from the answer below.

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And apparently some people get sexist way too early..

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Lol!!! She's a woman!! Lol!!!

Now, if you really have no confident on how to pass a paper, what do you do? A few suggestions below.

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"I Don't Negotiate With Terrorits" - Even the teacher is good with his/her reply! Lol.

Man, gotta envy these peeps for being so creative. They totally made my day when I read them the first time.

Cheers,
Robb

Shopping and Dating

Shopping is more accurate actually since me and Zach didn't even do anything that would fall into the category of dating. Even the shopping part is not even personal shopping. In fact, it's shopping for the prizes the lucky Nuffnangers are going to get next Saturday for Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging event. However, I'll justify why I put in the word dating in this post later.

Now let's look at what I bought today (practically a sneak peak of what the lucky Nuffnangers might win this weekend. I do warn you that I took no pictures of the prizes and the pictures I show here are merely for illustration purposes and the real prizes might differ in size, colors and patterns.

Do you remember the funny T-shirts Nuffnang gave out during the Nuffnang Pajama Party?

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Yes, that's Copykate and Kennysia

Yes, we're giving away another 15 funny T-shirts this time with new funny pictures and captions. :D You gotta be there to see what funny things these babes say.

Funny things aside, let's get in theme with our party. It's going to be wild!!! Thus, expect to see quite a lot of wild animals around the party.

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Erm, they are wild, right?

Yea, I know they are figurines. But they are essential. For what? Hmm.. I can't reveal it yet. Ngek ngek ngek.

And if you want something comfy to hug and sleep with at night, look no further and win it at the party next weekend. A Giant Panda!!!

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Yes, it is in large size. Satisfaction guaranteed.

The party will not be complete if we're not giving out more animal themed prizes. Want to know what are they?

Animal print pillows, anyone?

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This is only ONE of the four we have. :D

How about wallets?

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The next time you take out your wallet, people who managed to glance at it will go

"Wah lau!! So nice your wallet!!

And you can proudly reply;

"Yeah of course, Nuffnang give me one mah! Sure nice la!"

Or even better shopping bags!

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Now you save earth by not using plastic bags when you shop. You won't even offend people from PETA as they are just animal prints and no animals died for them to be made!

Okay enough previews of prizes. I didn't mention anything about Nuffnang giving out 50 pairs of FREE GSC Movie Tickets as prizes. Yes, I DIDN'T mention it. Don't you dare say I did.

What about the dating part? Definitely gays in Malaysia won't be seen dating like the picture below.

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But then how do you tell if 2 guys walking together are dating or are just 2 straight blokes who are good friends?

You see, gays can easily spot another gay from their looks. This is even easier to spot if they are a couple cause couple have an even alerting presence. Of course, normal peeps would not be able to sense this unless he or she is very knowledgeable about the traits of us.

Just as I was on my way back to the office to drop off the prizes I bought, I was approached by David and Corey (correct me if the spelling is wrong. I also tried looking for your URLs but to no avail) which they greeted me in person, shook my hand and we even chatted for awhile. They happened to read my blog and my, they have balls and I like them! Non sexual of course.

I mean, I do know some of my readers who saw me in real life before. Most peeps would be too shy to even wave or say, "Hi". The bravest one before this was Copykate who waved at me vigorously when I saw her the first time at Wangsa Maju Jusco. Sorry Kate, your record has been broken. These guys even recognized Zach without having me to introduce him. To top that, these guys speak great English! Marvelous! I simply adore friends and contacts who are able to communicate well in English. You guys made my day despite me having to carry so much stuff back to office.

Thanks David and Corey. :)

P.S. I DIDN'T say anyone is gay. Lol.

Cheers
Robb

Beauty Lies in the Skills of Makeup

Yes, it is very true. Even for the guys. Trust me, Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom would not look so good if they have no make up on them. Thus, it's no wonder that even monsters use make up to enhance their appearances.

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Food come in very different shapes and sizes. Zhu Bajie teaches us not to be fooled by food's appearances.

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Sun Wukong punished in the next update.

Cheers
Robb

Hugging Trees

If you still haven't notice that I kind of have an animal theme poll running at my sidebar, you must have not been a very observant person.

One of the poll questions ask what would you be doing if on a Friday night.

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Hugging trees is one of the answers available for you to choose for. HUGGING TREES?? What kind of animal is that??

A quick brain search would most likely bring people to Koala Bears.

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Yes, they hug trees indeed. But the real animal that the answer is supposed to represent is - Ladybug.

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On top of that, people might wonder would there be anyone at all who would hug trees on a Friday night? Apparently yes, if you're ladybugs like her.

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Man! I know there's quite a lot of straight guys reading now would wish that these ladybugs would hug his 'tree'. Lol!

If you're a girl or gay and feel that me using a sexy girl as sex appeal for the guys is wrong, perhaps you could look at the picture below then.

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Now, even you would like to be a tree now, eh?

P.S. Straight guys, sorry! Lol.

Cheers
Robb

I Miss Camwhoring

It's obvious that I can no longer camwhore now as I no longer have my LG Viewty. T_T

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Okay, this was not taken by my LG Viewty. It was studio photo.

What I mean is I can no longer camwhore like emoticons anymore. No taxi drivers will ever be disgusted by me again. Sigh..

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I can no longer stick a blackheads removal tape on my nose after my shower and camwhore...

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Nor will I be able to show off how nice my hair looks the moment my hairstylist finish working his magic on my hair...

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The worst part is, I cannot document the growth of my beloved son.

Yes, I have a son. What? You never saw him before?

Here.

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I MISS CAMWHORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Robb

Journey to the Zoo?

Ah, out from the cold at last. What's next? Food perhaps?

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Life being a monk ain't easy. You survive based on donors. However, when you do need cash, you can of cuz whore out some of your disciples.

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More of Journey to the West next time.

Cheers
Robb

Life Without LG Viewty

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Life's Not Good without my LG Viewty.

First off, I lost all my valuable contacts of clients, bloggers and PRs which are very important in my work. Now even my colleagues call me up, I'd have to ask them "May I know who's on the line, please?" How embarrassing!

Secondly, I no longer have a portable 5 megapixel camera to shoot. I have no problem taking out my phone during events to snap pictures before this. But now... I have nothing. I'm very ashame to even attend events without my phone if you ask me.

Third, I lost all my funny pictures, videos and some of them are really funny which I did not transfer to my computer yet. None of them were obscene (though obscenity might differ from one's judgment to another) in nature and I definitely have no problem if people leak it out (due to excessive layer of fat on face). Even my Big Mac Chant video was in there. :(

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No, I did not have any photos taken like this

Life's No Good when I don't have my Life's Good (LG) Viewty. T_T

P.S. I really hope LG's marketing officer read my blog post and decides to give me a new one as I simply can't live without it.

P.P.S. Boss Stewie, can help? Lol.

Cheers
Robb

Making It Through the Snow

Journey continues as Tang Sanzang and his disciples continue to cross the blizzard cold terrain. What will lie ahead of them?

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Yea, cold weathers make people and animals sleepy. Yawn~~

And if someone's falling sick in a cold weather, he might prove useful.

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Out of the cold and onto new adventures next update as Journey to the West continues.

Cheers
Robb

A Bad Day



Yup, it's quite a bad day for me on Sunday.

I lost my LG Viewty during my bus trip back to KL.

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Zach lost his wallet on our taxi trip home from Titiwangsa LRT station. Contained his IC, driving license, credit card, RM350++ and my PHOTO!!!!

I laminated this photo into card size and gave it to Zach.
Yes, I am very vain

This is the first time I've lost something so valuable in my life. Zach is more like completing his cycle of losing his valuables. Not counting this one, he has lost his handphone before in his bag, his laptop in our very own house and MP3 player as well.

God, please be fair and stop punishing Zach this way. It's okay to torment me as I'm not a good guy, but spare Zach please as he's one hell of a good soul. To Shern Shiou, I still beg for your forgiveness for what I did 5 years ago. Looks like karma came for me. Yes, I was a kleptomaniac. However, from now on, I vow to change myself and steal no more.

P.S. I hope no one breaks into my house tonight and take away all my precious Chili Sauce!

Cheers
Robb

Roaring My Way To Nuffnang Wild Live Blogging


Hearing this from me is nothing new as I was practically one of the earliest to know about this event. But, I still need to make this post right? In case you don't know, even my boss have to make an entry to attend the party. You see, how serious we take our blogging role apart from company association. This is what we call fair, ain't it? :D

In case you still don't know about the Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging, I suggest that you better go read all about it here. Shame on you if you're a blogger and you don't know about it, wei. We're having a bloggers' gathering once again and this time, it's going to be animal themed!!

I bet you must already guessed by the music playing by now. :)

Technically saying, animals are cool! They will never lie to you and they are always frank about their thoughts, needs and wants. :) Thus, most good looking peeps adore animals such as dogs.

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In case you don't know, I too have a dog. Refer above equation please. :D

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Okay enough said. I'm supposed to draw an animal right? What animal should I draw? I should smack my head hard if I have to think too long. My blog's name is 'SotongZai's Flow in the Ocean'. WTF, of course draw a squid, man!

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In case you don't know, Nuffnang is also giving out prizes to 3 best blog posts categories done before the gathering. I'm quite sure I won't win the best creative picture of an animal cuz I know my performance la~.

However, the Worst Recognizable Animal Post, hmm.. would this be good enough?

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ARGHHH!!! I don't care!! I want to win something. It's only fair cause I'm a blogger as well and I deserve prizes just as much as the other bloggers!

GIMME PRIZES OR ELSE I SHOOT!!!

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ROAR!!!
Robb

Journey Continues Again

So the Horny Brothers were defeated, and once again, Tang Sanzang and his 3 disciples with a horse travels on. This time, they are traveling through the cold chilly mountains. What awaits them there?

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Now, there haven't been any threats to the team for quite awhile. Isn't it time for a new enemy to show up?

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..... Apparently not.

Stay tune for more Journey to the West.

Cheers
Robb

So Many Tags!

Missy tagged me. Earlier on, Joshua also tagged me. Not with the surname Lim, don't worry.

Sigh, when I'm just about to get lazy to blog, they come kacau my peaceful meditation. Guess I'll do them now. :)

I'll start with Josh Lim Joshua. He tagged me for 2 tags, but I tulan and don't want do the second 1 cause damn mahfan. So here goes only the first one.

Tag #1: Kid’s Question

Copy here:

* 1. Answer the Kid’s Question by Gregory Stock, PH.D. Remember: Don’t respond as you think others want you to. Respond the way you actually feel!
* 2. Add your name (linked to your blog)
* 3. Tag everybody else!

Kid’s Question #1
If you were the ruler of the world and you could have anything you wanted as well as have people do anything you wanted, do you think you would get greedy and mean or would you be a good and fair ruler?

Oi! Obviously you have been confused by all the mass media and propaganda we have today la! Think of it, who defines greedy and mean? Who defines good and fair as well? Can someone be totally fair? There are even people who call Mother Theressa as unfair, does that mean she's not a good person? Face the facts that there's no absolute good or evil, greedy or fair. There is only doing the right thing for your own survival, or perhaps interest. Some people are willing to sacrifice themselves for the people. This is due to their desire to be a hero, to be able to change the world, to be remembered in history which are all their interest in heart.

Okay, enough preaching. I'm going to do something in my interest if I'm the ruler of the world. My rule would be... every hot guy have to be wrapped in plastic bag and only I can open the bags! Lol.

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Okay, I know at this moment you guys must be cursing me,

"Screw you gay faggot!"

But hey, I'm answering this honestly. Lol. I'm not doing no. 2 cause the list is freaking long and I don't have time to open all the URL 1 by 1 to link it. Let's go to the tag by Missy.

1. If your lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?
Aih~~ Should have seen that coming. After all, I'm not rich and handsome. T_T

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I want 3 more dreams to come true please~~

3. Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now?
Yes, I am. I'm in a wonderful relationship with my boyfriend. I have an awesome job. I live happily, I get to go places and best of all, I'm not bad looking. :D

4. Are you confused of what lies ahead of you?
Yeah. Zuzu is lying in front of me with legs scratching his ears. I'm really confused. @_@

5. What's your ideal lover like?
Zach.

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Being loved by someone. I'm gay remember? I'm a freaking attention whore!

7. What is the one thing that pisses you off about the opposite sex?
They don't have dick? Lol. That doesn't piss me off. I'm just kidding.

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8. If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
Eh, even if he's married he can still get a divorce right? It's a free world man. If you don't fight for your happiness, who would?

9. Is there anything that makes you unhappy these days?
Yes, my lousy financial management skills. I often end up pokai at the end of every month.

10. What is your favorite fairytale of all time and why?
Guang Liang's Tong Hua. It's so touching that I actually cried when I first watched its video. T_T

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11. How do you see yourself in ten years time?
I think I would still be seeing myself using my eye and a mirror. If there isn't any mirror, anything that could reflect light would still do, I hope. :)

12. Who are currently most important people to you?
Zach, my family members, my colleagues. I love them all.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
A very unpredictable girl who happens to fall easily for guys. Wakakakaka.

14. Which one would you choose-marriage or career?
I don't even have to choose in this one as marriage is not legal for me in Malaysia. Lol! Alas, I'm also not exactly fond of gay weddings to save the eye sore for my straight friends seeing 2 guys kiss in public.

gay marriage
I don't plan to be the next Elton John, don't worry

15. what's the first thing you do every morning?
Breathe. I would be dead if I don't do that every morning.

16. If you fall in love with two person simultaneously, who would you pick?
Why choose one when you can have two?


17. What type of friends do you like?
The ones that stay inside the TV and make me laugh. Sadly, they are no longer around. :(

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18. If given the chance to turn back time, will you?
Hell no. I don't want to be fat again! Fuck no!


Do kill this guy if you happen to come across him in the future.
That would be me, if I'm to gain weight back

19. Will you marry a person of your parents choice?
That my friend, would depends on the consequences the act might bring. If it would make me a millionaire just to sign a paper and shag a woman, I have absolutely no problem doing it. :D

20. What is your biggest regret so far?
I have no regrets in my life. I did it my way~~~

Whoa! That was hell of a tag. I'm sparing everyone else from this tedious task. That's it, I'm wrapping it up and calling it a day. I shall blog about Nuffnang Wild 'Live' Blogging next. Do check out what animal I'm intending to be, eh?

Cheers
Robb

Three Sun Wukong Comic Strips

Okay, to compensate my infrequent update of my blog, I'm giving you guys 3 strips of the comic today.

So if you've lost the battle, what would you do minimize your loss? Butt kissing! Puck up!

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So the journey continues where a monk travels with a monkey, pig, water demon and a horse. What do they do when they disagree with each other I wonder...

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Scouting ahead is a very important job. Thus, never let a pig do it.

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More updates for Sun Wukong next~

Cheers
Robb