Many people asked me, how do you tell if someone is gay or not? What if you hit on the wrong guys?
My answer?
"All gays have gaydars. We can tell whether a person is straight or bent by a few looks, sometimes even at a glance."Thus today, I'm going to share with you straight peeps on the tips of how to detect whether a person is
gay "happy" or not and to avoid yourself getting detected as gay if you're straight or a closet gay who is ashamed of your sexuality.
Number OneLook at where his eyes are. Straight guys behave like Kennysia.

They stare at boobs. Gay guys don't. Maybe on fat boobs cause they're laughing at them. But when a cute guy passes by, guess where their eyes go? Fixed right on them. That is the first thing you need to observe if you want to know if someone's gay. Bring them shopping!
Heck, bring them to my blog and see whether their eyes turn wild looking at the photo below.
Number TwoPeople say that society stereotypes that feminine guys are gay. There is some truth to this stereotype. 90% of sissies are gay.

'Teapots' as what my colleague called them due to their bent hand/ limp wrist, are definitely very very gay. Come on, make ups, mascara, lip gloss. Come on, where can you hide, mate?
Number ThreeSelf Obsession. Most gays are very self obsessed as much as they love sex. This literally means they care how they look greatly be it body or face. Thus, it is not surprising that they are a lot of gays in most fitness centers and these peeps love to look at themselves. I'm talking about every opportunity to look at their own face!
Walk past a car and the mirror is reflecting his image, he pauses and swipe his hair. Every car window he passes he will glance at his own image (I'm literally describing myself here). Okay, just check his freaking online profile and look at his photos. If he has over half of the album with only pictures of himself posing for the camera, it's very likely that he's gay. Clear example below.

Click to enlargeNumber FourMetrosexuality. David Beckham brought the whole era of gayness out in the open. Though he's not gay (Victoria is evidence along with his sons), but thanks to him, we get to identify more gays. Face the facts, straight guys don't dig fashion. The most you get from straight guys are branded suits, tux and that's about it. Mix and match? That's literally gay.

Do you think any straight guy would dress up like the model above? No a single chance. The only reason why the model is doing it, is because he's paid. If he's not, I bet my balls on it, he won't wear those clothes (unless of course, he's gay).
Check for clothings if you want to spot a gay. They usually have an extraordinary sense of fashion. I just hope that you manage to spot those with proper sense of fashion to put them outstanding from the crowd rather but there are some that ends up being eyesores due to their 'special' sense of fashion (believe me, there are).
Number 5If you suspect someone's gay, there's no better way to dig the answer than to ask the question directly. If you and the guy you are asking are from Malaysia or Singapore, ask them this;
"Are you P.L.U. / plu?"(pronouns either as Pee Al You or plue)
If his answer is anything but 'What's that?' or an instant 'No', you've got a case there. PLU stands for People Like Us which is a commonly used terms for gays and lesbians in Malaysia and Singapore as the word 'gay' is a lil taboo to be used in public conversations.
At any rate, these few ways I've listed are just guides and will not necessary ensure that you will be able to confirm 100% if someone's gay. That is of course unless he's like me, who is open about himself.

I better take my leave now before other closet gays come after me and murder me for exposing tips on how to spot a gay.
All tips revealed are only true for Malaysian gay detections.
These tips may not work in other countries.
Should anyone be offended by this blog post, please get the sands out of your pussy before it kills you.
If there is a hell for gays, I believe there's one for people who discriminates too.P.S. My colleague Yee Hou taught me what chocolate starfish means today. It means asshole! Fuck! I did not see that coming!
Cheers
Robb