Boasting is not exactly a good thing to do, but today what I'm going to share might be considered boasting to some of you dear readers.
You see, I'm rather good with my words. As much as I don't like to lie and I like to get straight to the point, there are times when my professionalism kicks in (sometimes sarcasm too) where I deliberate my message to a thousand lines (exaggerating) in the most polite (some may call it cynical) way till one cannot possibly get angry at me despite me delivery the most crude or bad news.
Axcest is a Malaysian gay portal (social networking site) which connects a lot of faggots locally. Being a typical social networking site, it has a few features that does something extra. Friendster has an option for you to smile at other users, but in Axcest, you get to do more than just smile at others.
Yes, that's my profile
Love, Fun and Friend. You get to send the different so called points to other users that you want to send. Normally a Love point means someone is attracted to you, while fun means someone wishes to have sex with you and Friend is as simple as he just wants to befriend you.
Yes, I know. It's like a cheat imitation of Trevvy's Kiss & Spank point.
But at any rate, my tale goes like this. I kinda have like a daily routine in Axcest where I point and return points of cuties who I fancy their appearances and I solely use the Love point only and none of the others. Then about a week or more ago, someone that doesn't exactly fall into the category of a pretty boy started pointing me Love points.
Meet Michaelz
Slightly shorter than me but weighed 93kgs? OMFG!
I totally ignored and deleted his point from my list as I do not wish to accidentally reply his point as there's a shortcut for me to select all points received by cuties and just reply them. However, Michaelz was very persistent. He continued pointing me Love points which I was consistent of deleting as well. However, one day I forgot to check who pointed me and selected Reply All and voila, Michaelz might have misunderstood and took a hint that I finally accepted his Love point.
Ever since then, Michaelz continued his daily routine of pointing me despite me continue ignoring him. I got pretty annoyed that I have to daily filter him out from my reply list so I drafted an email for him.
And Michaelz replied this;
A copy of the message I sent
Ahhh, I'm so proud of what I can do with my words sometimes. :)
Cheers
Robb
You see, I'm rather good with my words. As much as I don't like to lie and I like to get straight to the point, there are times when my professionalism kicks in (sometimes sarcasm too) where I deliberate my message to a thousand lines (exaggerating) in the most polite (some may call it cynical) way till one cannot possibly get angry at me despite me delivery the most crude or bad news.
Axcest is a Malaysian gay portal (social networking site) which connects a lot of faggots locally. Being a typical social networking site, it has a few features that does something extra. Friendster has an option for you to smile at other users, but in Axcest, you get to do more than just smile at others.
Yes, that's my profile
Love, Fun and Friend. You get to send the different so called points to other users that you want to send. Normally a Love point means someone is attracted to you, while fun means someone wishes to have sex with you and Friend is as simple as he just wants to befriend you.
Yes, I know. It's like a cheat imitation of Trevvy's Kiss & Spank point.
But at any rate, my tale goes like this. I kinda have like a daily routine in Axcest where I point and return points of cuties who I fancy their appearances and I solely use the Love point only and none of the others. Then about a week or more ago, someone that doesn't exactly fall into the category of a pretty boy started pointing me Love points.
Meet Michaelz
Slightly shorter than me but weighed 93kgs? OMFG!
I totally ignored and deleted his point from my list as I do not wish to accidentally reply his point as there's a shortcut for me to select all points received by cuties and just reply them. However, Michaelz was very persistent. He continued pointing me Love points which I was consistent of deleting as well. However, one day I forgot to check who pointed me and selected Reply All and voila, Michaelz might have misunderstood and took a hint that I finally accepted his Love point.
Ever since then, Michaelz continued his daily routine of pointing me despite me continue ignoring him. I got pretty annoyed that I have to daily filter him out from my reply list so I drafted an email for him.
Hi Michaelz,
I might sound rude but can I trouble you not to point me at all? As much as I respect that you have the liberty to do so but it causes inconvenience for me especially when I reply points as I have not the slightest intention to reply your Love point which I may have did in the past accidentally.
It's getting tiresome for me to manually delete your point everyday and I hope that you would consider my request as your action does not bring much benefit since I'm not interested at the first place. The only benefit that I can think of further might be for your amusement of seeing me getting ticked off?
At any rate, I hope you understand that I'm down to earth on what I desire and at the same time I'm also reasonably vocal about it.
Hope you have a nice day.
Cheers
Robb
And Michaelz replied this;
Hmmm...this might just be the most polite "FU** Off" message I've ever received. Please rest assured, I will NOT bother you again.
A copy of the message I sent
Ahhh, I'm so proud of what I can do with my words sometimes. :)
Cheers
Robb
19 comments:
hehe..
i would usually just ignore it.
im not that good at confronting people.
but there's always this guy in vancouver that always sends out personal messages. i get them ever so often that, the content and the format is very similarly the same.
haha.. nicely done.. naturally, ppl wud just leave em' be, i think.. o.O
if it was me, i dun thnk i be dat polite tho.. grrrrr.. im one with bad mouth a.k.a mulut jahat 1.. swt..
seriously, NICE ONE! hahaha.
ticked off = polite fuck off
ROFL, good on and you are really polite in person as well :)
walao er... you are so geng!! but I hope I would never receive those msg from u...haha
Omg the Fun points punya picture. Ahahaha.
wat the...hahhaha..
wah, dam chun your reply! *tabik*
*clap clap*
with that kind words u using, who will be angry la? -.-
walao eh... robb... u r such a meanie.. or i shd say.. luckily i'm the good looking ones... ;)
muahahah~
u know wat.. please let me have that message...
i get so many from so many "undesirable" people all the time that i just got tired of deleting.. and eventually stopped using axcest liao... like I only login there once a month, if ever!
axcest is truly a copy cat of trevvy.. but i guess certain people are just plain dumb..
Good job! U r indeed very polite... haha
robbie, you are the one ^_^
make sure you don't bump into him or you will get rape for sure LOL
david: ignoring may cause ppl to assume you're okay with it..
roz: hahaha, i can be evil too. but i've learned to be polite most of the time
vvens: tq!
blue: hehehe. answering nuffnang helpdesk helps enculture this.
shiuji: let's all hope so.
chingy: u likey? hahaha
anonymous: :P
marcus: thank u!
ameer: u're too kind. :)
kei joe: owhh~~ u're such a sweetie.
kei: hahaha. :P
eric: can i charge for royalty? lol.
marc: thanks!
willy: naa, i think i can protect myself well. unless of course, there's like 4 fatties then i'm so fucked.
language is designed for 2 things.
To woo women and for sarcasm. Women are out for you, so leave a creative outlet.
Wow! You had a private exchange with this man, you got bothered to the point that you wrote him a message and that solved the problem. Now you are proud and are naming and shaming this man very publicly. I used to have a lot of respect for you because of the weight you lost. I hope as you get older you aren't subject to such things if you get a little too agressive with someone. This is so incredibly nasty I think I am going to delete my link so I won't be tempted to return. Good luck.
melvin: hehe
brack: well, there isn't an agreement written that what's communicated in private cannot be shown in the public under the clause of messaging in Axcest, right?
at any rate, u're free to give ur opinion and so am i to write mine in my blog. :)
Good move! Some guy I met and tried to chat up ended telling me much the same, very respectful but clear that he was not interested at all. We ended talking more - this was all in person at some volunteer work we were doing together, so we were actually stuck seeing each other after! His good reply made me respect him more and now we actually are friends and hang out a lot. I still trust him to be honest and respectful, also one of the most intelligent and caring people I've met, and he expects the same of me. Hope that your friends appreciate your honesty and forthrightness as much!
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