Being a Smart Ass

How do you define a smart ass? Well, the last I checked there wasn't any talking donkeys (except in Shrek) or a butt faced human. Smart ass is normally a title for someone who just have a comeback to anything.

And I think I belong in this category. Lol.

Well, it's not a surprise for myself as I've always been able to give my views and opinions without fail in almost every instances in life. There isn't any god damn statement that can make me keep my mouth shut. Lol. I guess, I fall into the category of a person who likes to articulate his thoughts, a lot. And by a lot, you know it's excessive. Lol.

Okay, as some of you may already know, Axcest is a gay portal for Malaysians to hang out in and sometimes, users share pictures of themselves of other hot guys to others for commenting in a section called 'Hotshots'.

Some users are just blessed with very good physiques and thus when they post their pictures, everyone is smiling and showering him with compliments such as the guy below.


He's a VJ if I'm not mistaken. Don't really know much about him. For me, I dislike enforcing things that are so obvious, so I kept my thought to myself instead of telling him that he's hot. Don't wanna spoil the market. :P

Unfortunately life is not perfect as there are others with less perfection who post their pictures on and I happen to be a very sharp person in noticing it. Some guy posted a picture of himself in Hotshot and the picture is as below.


Any comments?

There were a few that were just saying - "Hot body!" and stuff. But I decided to give this picture a reality touch.

Here's what I commented. Lol.


It's pretty true to what I said right? Lol.

And a few days later, I found 2 emails that sparked my 'smart ass' instinct. Lol.

The first one as follows.


How cute. He's trying to be polite and in the same time disgusted with my inconsideration. I'll do the same honor back to him. Here's what I wrote.

Hi there,

I'm very flattered that you wrote to me. Let's contact each other in 2032, in which I'd be 46 and you'll be 69.

Cheers
Robb

And there was a second one from another user which is 36 years old with only 1 display in his profile with the user name ryanp.


This guy is downright honest with his opinions. And you know how much I respect honesty despite it conflicts with my own. :P Here's my reply.

Hi Ryan,

Thank you for writing to me. I really do appreciate your effort to pen this down and I have to say, I'm actually flattered that you're calling me skinny. That however, remains a view from you which I'll respect.

Nevertheless, from your email, I guess this proves one thing. The chronologically advanced sticks together, eh?

Cheers
Robb

Ain't I such a smart ass? :P

The next someone asks if you know how a smart ass looks like, show him my picture.


Cheers
Robb