Phonesex

This is even funnier but I think this works better than cybersex. Lol.

Phonesex is something 2 horny people do when they have nothing better to do. I mean, come on. They both talk on the phone talking about sexually arousing stuff and pleasuring themselves in a way. That practically sums up about phonesex. Lol.


Contacts were still traded via mIRC back then if my memory serves me well. Same shit, different channel. I totally forgot what the channel was, but people practically ask the same shit - ASL before asking for contact number exchange. As I was still a student and I had no mobile phone back then, I had to sneak downstairs to use the house phone when my parents were all asleep to experiment this.

Curious on how phonesex works, I traded contact numbers with a girl (back when I didn't know I'm gay) and I called her. The conversation was something like this;

Me : Hello? Is this Alice? *I spoke softly as I didn't intend to wake my parents up*

Alice : Yes, Alice here. Is this.. Pierre? (don't fucking laugh! That was my old pervert name. Lol)

Me : Yes, it's me. How are you doing, babe? *OMG! I can't believe that I called a girl babe! Lol*

Alice : The usual. A bit wet down there. What are you going to do about it?

At this moment I was like.. err.. what do I do? Dry her up with tissues?

Me : Alice, I'm a bit new in this. Sorry.. can you guide me on what I need to do?

Alice : Oh, a virgin? Nice! I like it. *Fuck, I felt so humiliated*

Me : Erm.. you can say so...

Alice : Normally when a girl says she's wet, that means she's horny and she needs extra simulation on her clitoris or vagina.

I had no fucking idea what a clitoris was but I knew that a vagina was the hole for you to insert your dick in *Already learned from basic sex ed*. But being humiliated enough, I just assume things and went along.

Me : So do I put my dick in right away?

Alice : No. You should pleasure me first.

Me : How? Like caressing your boobs?

Alice : That could work, but I prefer you to rub my clitoris. Use your fingers gently.

Me : Okay, I'm using my fingers now.

Little did I know, I unleashed something I never would have imagined.

Alice : Ohhh!! AHHH!! OHHHH!!! AHHH!!! *and it continues*

At this moment of time, I was half terrified and half confused.

Me : Alice? Are you okay?

Alice : Yes, I am. Keep going. You're doing a good job with your fingers. OHHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!! OHHH!!!!

All of the sudden, I heard footsteps. My dad was coming down the stairs. I freaked out and I hung up. My dad asked me what was I doing downstairs so late and I answered that I was having some late homework discussion with a friend and just finished up. I don't know if he actually bought that crappy excuse, but I was sure glad that I'm not moaning when my dad came down.

From this experience henceforth, I kinda had a signal inside me saying that my sexual preference ain't normal. Cause I was actually disturbed by moaning of a girl. Seriously!

I'll blog about camsex in upcoming entry. Stay tune. :)

Cheers
Robb