I've Got a Golden Ticket!

I've actually experienced an experience like no other a few weeks ago.

No, I did not have sex with a girl.

I was given a golden ticket.

Remember Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?


Well, being 23 this year (fuck did I just revealed my age?), what good would a visit to a chocolate factory do to a man? Of course, I can get lots of chocolates as gifts, but they are practically impractical for me (pun intended).

However, my experience was a different one.


I was invited by GAB to visit their in house tavern a few weeks ago along with a few other bloggers. Well, that's very close to seeing the entire factory if you ask me. I was actually expecting they'll give us a tour to beer production, but it was raining and dark by the time we reached, so I guess it wasn't the most convenient time.


But hey, I'm not complaining when there's free Heineken, served extra cold!


Seriously, all the taps were free flow and there isn't any cash register at all. This must be the best place to be for men. Well, for those who enjoy beer, of course. :)


And before all the other fags out there who're cautious on diet intake blast me for drinking beer instead of chivas or whatever fancy cocktails or cocks because they contain less calories than beer, let me say this, "Real man drinks beer!"


You can be a faggot and still be a real man. No one lays down the rules that faggots are not man except if you're behaving like a sissy, then you're automatically not a real man. Lol.

The food served for the evening was great. There were pastas, meat, veggies and grilled carrots, sweet potatoes, broccoli and many more other delicacies.


Among the invited bloggers in the tavern was the Malaysian all time favorite blogger, Kenny Sia.


Wasn't the best hairdo he ever had, but he just sold off his hair for more than 50 grand, so hey, even though he looks like an egg, he's still an egg with a very big heart, alright? xD

They have quite a number of beer taps in the tavern. One of them that caught a lot of bloggers' attention was the saxophone beer tap.


And since we're talking about beer taps, we had a little contest that day and it was to try hands on, on the art of beer tapping. I mean, come on. How difficult can pulling a tap and let beer flow out of it into a glass?

Cindy went first and found out it wasn't easy, but her tapping was actually alright with about 80% beer and 20% foam.


A lot of bloggers then tried and none could even come close to Cindy's result because it was really hard. I learned it myself as I fared much worse than Cindy in tapping beer.


However, I was lucky, because I wasn't the worst in beer tapping that night. It was Kenny.


Guess how bad he fared?

99% foam, 1% beer? Naa, not that bad. But still close enough. Lol.


But it's nothing shameful because beer tapping is harder than it looks. Seriously.

After a few glasses of beer, I started bringing my balls forward to the guys around the tavern for arm wrestling. Kenny was first on my list cause I've always want to tell my grandchildren one day that I beat Kenny Sia in an arm wrestling duel. Wait, will I have grandchildren? Lol.


I won the duel, because Kenny's arms aren't well trained. He claimed that he would beat me if we did a leg wrestling which would probably look like we're scissoring each other like we're lesbian from South Park or something. Lol.


I went on to other guys and I'm sad to report, I lost to a few other bloggers, namely Shaolintiger and Desmond Kiu who are both top bloggers in Malaysia. :(

Oh well, I guess I can't win everyone the test of strength. But I'm pretty sure I'm still a very good looking blogger in the crowd. :)


Thank you GAB for the invitation.

I've really enjoyed myself very much that night.

P.S. A number of pictures are ripped from Tock. Sorry dude, I stole your pictures. :P

Cheers
Robb