Shit Drops Keep Coming Out My Ass
Sing the title of this post like you're singing "Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head" please!!
Reason?
I've been visiting the loo every single hour, occasionally twice within an hour for the past 8 hours!!!
My legs are cramped, can hardly walk much and I'm grumpy cause my asshole is sore!!! Damn this shit (pun intended)!! And please, nobody makes any remarks of me being gay and taking a dick up the ass feels the same, okay? It's not fucking same!!!
I had to walk slowly out of my house, take an elevator down holding my back with staring glances of middle aged women and kids to see a doctor, get an injection and paid him 80 bucks, took my medicine, back to elevator and into my room. The freaking clinic was just right in front of my flat and it took me 30 minutes no thanks to my condition and the stupid lift we have in the stupid flat.
Ah fuck! My asshole hurts!!!
I blame the Durian Pancake I bought last night after dinner from Shanghai 10. Durian pancakes from Shanghai 10 have been my favorite since I first tasted it with KY. Last night, right before I went home taking LRT, I went to Shanghai 10 to check my luck if it was still available. The restaurant was closing as they were cleaning up the tables and chairs. Even the cashier told me that they were closed, but out of courtesy I asked if they still have durian pancake. They said yes, and I proceeded to ask for 1 portion to takeaway. It cost 6 bucks. But I had to ask about their membership card which offers 20% discount for both dining and takeaway and I paid another RM15 bucks for the membership card.
The durian pancake came and I went to the LRT Station. Being such a glutton in nature, I fucking ate all 3 pieces of them before the train even arrives. They tasted funny when I ate it. You know, a bit sourish and alcoholic? I thought it was nothing. But guess I was wrong when I started visiting the loo at 2am sharp last night!!
Fuck this shit, I paid RM21 to get diarrhea/food poisoning! Someone cure me from durian addiction please!!
Fucked by shit
Robb
17 xtra squirt(s):
I noe exactly how u felt. I jz had my recent food poisoning and i crap the hell out of my arsehole. I got a shot to stop the endless fluid coming out of my body.
Luckily u din't crap in the lift. Or did u?
And then you got me addicted to those damn durian pancakes also! :(
sad to hear that...get well soon robb...
your post reminds me of kuih bakar durian...i think i want to cook it^^
get well soon.. =)
dohhh..where did u get the durian pancake ?hmmm how come u cn forget it because durian is the king of the fruit!!! meh.
get well soon..
*btw re u sure it is because of the multilicious pancake?
go back to shanghai 10, demand for compensation or you report at health department LOL
get well soon lar ^_^
hi, get well soon ^^
report it to the shop.
Regarding about the addiction,we are Asians so liking durians is in the genes
haha... I was laugh while reading.. sorry
I hate durian... so i wont take any food related to durian...
hope u cure soon...
get well soon... it should be ok after a few days... :-)
on the bright side, you'll most likely lose a couple KG. :D
if me i can't resist also...
is DURIAN afterall... :(
jus out of curiousity
does shit come out more smoothly from a gay's ass?
so is the shit drops still falling out of your ass??
this is a diff anon from the previous comment
U'd better have a good rest and drink more water...take care ya Robb.
weizhu: i did not!! I DID NOT!!! lol
mell: haha, :P
anone: can pass me some once u're done cooking?
shaowei: all cured. :P
hafiz: think so. cause it tasted sourish and alcoholish. normally happens when the durian is no longer fresh/spoilt
willy: this is malaysia. nobody gives a damn about consumer rights 1
tzeching: all cured. :)
ichimaru: no proof quite difficult 1 le
shiuji: u're missing out a lot by nt eating durian
cookie: i'm alright now
ky: *cross my fingers*
ren: exactly!
anonymous: nop. but u can put all sorts of things in a gay man's ass. think hamster, lemmewings. :D
anonymous: no longer. i'm cured
alsace: thanks!
hmmm... I have drunken fruit juice and eaten durian, which tasted slightly alcoholic before. I think I will avoid this next time lol.
I love durian pancakes! You can't go past them!
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