Idle Holidays Are Bad

Seriously, they are.

By holidays, I mean at least 4 days in a row where you don't have to work such as the recent one for Hari Raya.

Why?

I spent 4 days doing nothing at home. My daily routine are eat, sleep, surf the net, sex/tfk and that's basically everything I do. It's freaking bored, you know?!!

I should have planned ahead for this long holiday. I mean, people like Kenny, KY and Cheesie went to Putrajaya to get free food from our bald PM while some travel up north for Penang delicacies and what did I do? Self entertainment isn't exactly worth mentioning when your peers share with you what they did for their breaks right? FML.

To make things worse, I've messed up my biological clock. It's now 2.26AM and I'm writing this. For the past few days my sleeping hours are almost like vampire's. I am so gonna feel the effect later today in the office.

Sigh.. I'm so regretful of not doing anything for this holiday. At least I could have gone back to Ipoh to visit my parents or go Genting to donate to Uncle Lim, but no~~ all I did was stay home.

T_T

Give me back my holidays!!!

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After constant observation on the Blackberry Curve 8520 by Xpax, I came to conclusion that it is a female.

Reason?

It uses pad and has no ball(s).

Please laugh? Lol.

Okay, the fact is, the Blackberry Curve 8520 has a trackpad like a laptop which allows you to scroll through menus, icons and info by gliding your finger over it. Press and click to select an item and navigate to where you want to go by touching the pad. This differs from some of its family members where they have balls (trackballs) which can sometimes get stuck.

Speaking of which, any of you guys ever got a zipper stuck on your balls/sack? I had the unpleasant experience once when I was 17. IT FUCKING HURTS!!!!!

See, it's so nice to be a female where you don't have the extras and won't experience this kind of pain. To ensure that your Blackberry doesn't get its ball stuck in the future, opt for the 8520 by Xpax. It has no balls, it has a pad. Lol.

Pre-register now at www.xpax.com.my/blackberry.

P.S. It's wrong though to label a gadget as male or female. I may be called a sexist person after this post. Please take into consideration what was shared above is only meant to be as a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Suddenly feeling emo,
Robb