New Moon - Gayer than Mamma Mia
If you think Mamma Mia! The Movie last year was gay, wait till you watch New Moon.
No doubt, it is set to be one of the most sought after movie for the end of the year as it is evident it has one of the highest opening in the US thanks to the fangirls (and some feminine gays).
The story basically continued from the first movie where an ordinary human girl fell in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen.
However, due to an accident, the vampire boyfriend dumped her in order to protect her (freaking cheesie love story plot! WTF!!). Then she was so sad and started doing stupid things because she felt that every time she's in danger, she can hear Edward's voice. I bet a lot of girls with low self esteem can relate to this. Lol.
However, she began to reconnect with a childhood friend, Jacob along the way (who I think is way hotter than Edward) and they found themselves enjoying each others company a bit more than usual.
All in all, if you're a man with hair on your body and you watch this movie, I'm quite certain you'll lose quite a handful due to the excess estrogen pushed to you by the movie. The love and lost love parts are very tragic and yet unbearable not because it was sad, but because it was so cheesie (no offense to Cheeserland.com)
Check out the trailer below which is pretty impressive, but I do warn you that not everyone will enjoy this movie.
There were 2 characters that I did think was very attractive (physically) but sadly not either one of them were the main characters. One of them was Alice played by Ashley Greene.
Heck, if you ask me, she's the prettiest of all the actresses in the movie. Who says a gay guy can't tell who's pretty? I think I'm sure Kristen Stewart is definitely not a pretty girl if you ask me.
Alec on the other hand, was a minor character found in this movie. He belongs to the Volturi, some sort of royalty of vampire based in one of the cities in Europe. Charming and handsome compared to all the vampires if you ask me. Not much is known at this moment, but I do hope he returns in the third movie as the sole factor I'd want to watch it. Hahahaha.
P.S. FML, I got curious and wiki-ed all the 4 novels of Twilight and found out the ending of the story. It is terribly terribly cheesie and I think if I ever watch 4 of them in 1 shot, I'll grow breasts.
P.P.S. Read this if you don't think kindly of Twilight. It's freaking hilarious.
Cheers
Robb
No doubt, it is set to be one of the most sought after movie for the end of the year as it is evident it has one of the highest opening in the US thanks to the fangirls (and some feminine gays).
The story basically continued from the first movie where an ordinary human girl fell in love with a vampire, Edward Cullen.
However, due to an accident, the vampire boyfriend dumped her in order to protect her (freaking cheesie love story plot! WTF!!). Then she was so sad and started doing stupid things because she felt that every time she's in danger, she can hear Edward's voice. I bet a lot of girls with low self esteem can relate to this. Lol.
However, she began to reconnect with a childhood friend, Jacob along the way (who I think is way hotter than Edward) and they found themselves enjoying each others company a bit more than usual.
All in all, if you're a man with hair on your body and you watch this movie, I'm quite certain you'll lose quite a handful due to the excess estrogen pushed to you by the movie. The love and lost love parts are very tragic and yet unbearable not because it was sad, but because it was so cheesie (no offense to Cheeserland.com)
Check out the trailer below which is pretty impressive, but I do warn you that not everyone will enjoy this movie.
There were 2 characters that I did think was very attractive (physically) but sadly not either one of them were the main characters. One of them was Alice played by Ashley Greene.
Heck, if you ask me, she's the prettiest of all the actresses in the movie. Who says a gay guy can't tell who's pretty? I think I'm sure Kristen Stewart is definitely not a pretty girl if you ask me.
Alec on the other hand, was a minor character found in this movie. He belongs to the Volturi, some sort of royalty of vampire based in one of the cities in Europe. Charming and handsome compared to all the vampires if you ask me. Not much is known at this moment, but I do hope he returns in the third movie as the sole factor I'd want to watch it. Hahahaha.
P.S. FML, I got curious and wiki-ed all the 4 novels of Twilight and found out the ending of the story. It is terribly terribly cheesie and I think if I ever watch 4 of them in 1 shot, I'll grow breasts.
P.P.S. Read this if you don't think kindly of Twilight. It's freaking hilarious.
Cheers
Robb
9 xtra squirt(s):
NOOOOO! Will.still.go.watch.hohoho!
ya fucking crappy ok! the lead girl also damn ugly and voice damn rough wtf. but agree that alice was so fucking beautiful! alec also not bad hohoho
Haha... I cannot tahan cheesy lovey dovey part also, so should i watch it? Hmm... Never the less, after watching so many reviews about it, especially the Oatmeal review, I'm glad i didn't read the 4 novels...
Well, i wouldn't mind u growing breasts. Hehe..Who says a gay man doesn't enjoy "breasts" leh? =P.
Just came back from the movie....YOU REALLY SHOULD WATCH IT LER!!!
just to see the actors....such a pretty bunch, the guys ler.lol
i just kind of wanted to see it cause i read the books! bdw, my daughters are anti-twilight.lol
hhmmmm the second movie is better than the first. a really predictable yet cheesy ending....YOU GOT TO WATCH THE MOVIE.
+WINK+
i dunwan to be lad with boobs.
It is terribly terribly cheesie and I think if I ever watch 4 of them in 1 shot, I'll grow breasts.
---> joke of the day for me. haha. nice one Robb :)
Thanks for that perspective and I tend to agree with that guy n gal who u say are attractive
i think alice is attractive since the first twilight.. haha..yeah kinda gay.. but it's still HOT..
lol..
i'll try to catch it soon =P
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