Pleasure
*Update*
I just figured out that Twitter, Facebook, MSN and email are considered Social Media usage. That means, I can use RM1/day for Xpax Blackberry! Holy shit! Come to think of it, most Smartphone users just need their emails, Twitter, Facebook and MSN to begin with. Net surfing is definitely extra that not everyone needs and I think I agree. With a spend of RM30 for unlimited usage for your social media needs, no wonder everyone is joining the Xpax Blackberry family!
Heck, if the need for you to surf the net arise, you can just subscribe to RM2.50 for that day and revert back to RM1/day anytime. That's the flexibility Xpax Blackberry offers that no other telcos do. Damn, you gotta love Xpax Blackberry for offering what the consumer really needs in the market. Kudos to these peeps!
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Not Safe for Kids. Adult topics. Read on you bastards, I bet you don't care about this. Lol
I was about to title this post 'Sex' but I think 'Pleasure' would be a better one as many of us do engage in self pleasuring activities if you know what I mean.
Humans in nature have several vital needs in life. If you haven't notice, I suggest you play The Sims. Lol. Sexual pleasure happens to be one of the basic needs of humans. Well, only applies for us who are no longer kids at least.
Off course some individuals might have stronger needs for sexual pleasure while others do not need it as often. However it is safe to say that most of us born with perfect genitals have sexual needs. Satisfying them would be another matter altogether since some individuals do suppress their needs (monks and nuns for example).
Okay, I'm gonna cut the chase short and tell you what I intend to ask today.
How often do you indulge in sexual pleasure?
This includes oral sex, sex (straights), anal sex and masturbation. Reason why I'm asking? Cause I'm sharing. Hahahaha.
Not sure if you've heard this before, but it's a saying from a Hong Kong movie that says if you have long arm hair, you tend to have a high sexual need. And the last time I checked, my arm hair is quite noticeable. Lol.
Wanna try a guess when did I found out about sexual pleasure? Peers. Damn neighbors I had in the school bus told me that you can grab your dick and shake it up and down to make yourself feel nice. They also emphasized on the smell of cum. That was the introduction of masturbation to me.
Back then, I had no fucking idea what cum was. Heck, I didn't even know what foreskin was! Hahahha. So after hearing from them, I went home, took off my pants and started looking at my dick over my fat tummy. Of course, it was flaccid. I needed stimulation. Hmmm.. Where do I find stimulation?
Ahhh, dad's wardrobe! I remembered he stocked up some naughty films that we're not allowed to watch. Every time he chased us out from his room, he'd have taken some video cassette out from his wardrobe before that. Back then, I didn't know how to surf for free porn yet. Lol.
So after some video watching, my dick got hard. I had no idea what to do next.
Seriously! Hahahaha.
I remember something my peers telling me about touching my dick. I also remembered something about it smells. I used my finger and touched the top part of my dick which wasn't covered by my foreskin and proceeded to sniff it a little. That was definitely a new smell to me. And I thought, that's it? Once I get hard, I touched the top of my dickhead and sniff it? Geez, masturbation is overrated.
Hahhahaa.
That was what I thought! Honestly! It was till later I started asking myself, how come the porn in the videos I watched, the dick shoots liquid out but mine doesn't but still has a distinct smell. Thus, I asked my peers again about it and they laughed their asses silly pointing their fingers at me calling me noob. Lol. Only then did I found out that masturbation involves gripping a hard dick and moving your hands up and down the shaft. Upon then, at the climax, you'll shoot out white liquid that will be a bit smelly as well. I was like, "Ohhhhhhh". Lol
At the age of 14 (fucking late if you ask me), I experienced sexual pleasure for the first time (six months after thinking masturbation was sniffling dry pre cum on a hard dick, Lol). My god, after I experienced that, I think I was addicted to it. How can you not be when it's like the best feeling in the world. I think there was a period of time, I actually masturbated twice a day. Now don't you start calling me a pervert cause I'm sure many guys used to be addicted to masturbation at one point in their lives. If you don't trust me, ask your other friends and make sure they be honest with you.
Fast forward to today, masturbation is still common for me. Hahaha. It's not because I can't get sex, but let's just say, I think my right hand does best at making myself happy. Of course, the frequency is much lesser than my 'Golden Age' since I do have options available in pleasuring myself. Of course, I'm not going to be listing down everything I have today here, as too much information can be dangerous (to your eyes, imagination and also my reputation).
I'll end it here today, but I still would like to know, if you're a guy, tell me how often do you pleasure yourself? How about your 'Golden Age'? How often did you do that? Lol
P.S. I bet now everyone thinks twice before they shake my right hand. Hahahahaha.
Cheers
Robb
I just figured out that Twitter, Facebook, MSN and email are considered Social Media usage. That means, I can use RM1/day for Xpax Blackberry! Holy shit! Come to think of it, most Smartphone users just need their emails, Twitter, Facebook and MSN to begin with. Net surfing is definitely extra that not everyone needs and I think I agree. With a spend of RM30 for unlimited usage for your social media needs, no wonder everyone is joining the Xpax Blackberry family!
Heck, if the need for you to surf the net arise, you can just subscribe to RM2.50 for that day and revert back to RM1/day anytime. That's the flexibility Xpax Blackberry offers that no other telcos do. Damn, you gotta love Xpax Blackberry for offering what the consumer really needs in the market. Kudos to these peeps!
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Not Safe for Kids. Adult topics. Read on you bastards, I bet you don't care about this. Lol
I was about to title this post 'Sex' but I think 'Pleasure' would be a better one as many of us do engage in self pleasuring activities if you know what I mean.
Humans in nature have several vital needs in life. If you haven't notice, I suggest you play The Sims. Lol. Sexual pleasure happens to be one of the basic needs of humans. Well, only applies for us who are no longer kids at least.
Off course some individuals might have stronger needs for sexual pleasure while others do not need it as often. However it is safe to say that most of us born with perfect genitals have sexual needs. Satisfying them would be another matter altogether since some individuals do suppress their needs (monks and nuns for example).
Okay, I'm gonna cut the chase short and tell you what I intend to ask today.
How often do you indulge in sexual pleasure?
This includes oral sex, sex (straights), anal sex and masturbation. Reason why I'm asking? Cause I'm sharing. Hahahaha.
Not sure if you've heard this before, but it's a saying from a Hong Kong movie that says if you have long arm hair, you tend to have a high sexual need. And the last time I checked, my arm hair is quite noticeable. Lol.
Wanna try a guess when did I found out about sexual pleasure? Peers. Damn neighbors I had in the school bus told me that you can grab your dick and shake it up and down to make yourself feel nice. They also emphasized on the smell of cum. That was the introduction of masturbation to me.
Back then, I had no fucking idea what cum was. Heck, I didn't even know what foreskin was! Hahahha. So after hearing from them, I went home, took off my pants and started looking at my dick over my fat tummy. Of course, it was flaccid. I needed stimulation. Hmmm.. Where do I find stimulation?
Ahhh, dad's wardrobe! I remembered he stocked up some naughty films that we're not allowed to watch. Every time he chased us out from his room, he'd have taken some video cassette out from his wardrobe before that. Back then, I didn't know how to surf for free porn yet. Lol.
So after some video watching, my dick got hard. I had no idea what to do next.
Seriously! Hahahaha.
I remember something my peers telling me about touching my dick. I also remembered something about it smells. I used my finger and touched the top part of my dick which wasn't covered by my foreskin and proceeded to sniff it a little. That was definitely a new smell to me. And I thought, that's it? Once I get hard, I touched the top of my dickhead and sniff it? Geez, masturbation is overrated.
Hahhahaa.
That was what I thought! Honestly! It was till later I started asking myself, how come the porn in the videos I watched, the dick shoots liquid out but mine doesn't but still has a distinct smell. Thus, I asked my peers again about it and they laughed their asses silly pointing their fingers at me calling me noob. Lol. Only then did I found out that masturbation involves gripping a hard dick and moving your hands up and down the shaft. Upon then, at the climax, you'll shoot out white liquid that will be a bit smelly as well. I was like, "Ohhhhhhh". Lol
At the age of 14 (fucking late if you ask me), I experienced sexual pleasure for the first time (six months after thinking masturbation was sniffling dry pre cum on a hard dick, Lol). My god, after I experienced that, I think I was addicted to it. How can you not be when it's like the best feeling in the world. I think there was a period of time, I actually masturbated twice a day. Now don't you start calling me a pervert cause I'm sure many guys used to be addicted to masturbation at one point in their lives. If you don't trust me, ask your other friends and make sure they be honest with you.
Fast forward to today, masturbation is still common for me. Hahaha. It's not because I can't get sex, but let's just say, I think my right hand does best at making myself happy. Of course, the frequency is much lesser than my 'Golden Age' since I do have options available in pleasuring myself. Of course, I'm not going to be listing down everything I have today here, as too much information can be dangerous (to your eyes, imagination and also my reputation).
I'll end it here today, but I still would like to know, if you're a guy, tell me how often do you pleasure yourself? How about your 'Golden Age'? How often did you do that? Lol
P.S. I bet now everyone thinks twice before they shake my right hand. Hahahahaha.
Cheers
Robb
7 xtra squirt(s):
what a post.well.. I couldn't remember how i know about masturbation. I somehow accidentally found pleasure by masturbation. ahaha. but then i didn't know thats called masturbation then. peers were talking about masturbation and i was thinking what the heck is that? hahahaha
well i think i hv no golden age and i refrain myself from pleasuring myself haha. u cant say thats good or bad xD
me it depends on my schedule if i have lots of assignments and other things to do i even forgotten to pleasure myself.lol
but sometimes i can be very horny until i masturbated myself 3 times per day:)
its very funny you don't have any idea on what to do with your dick when its hard back then.haha
national masturbation month?? O.O
lol..
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I can't answer that cause I guess I haven't passed my 'golden age' =D
"Plessure" deserved a better title,
"Robb's Golden Age"
Golden Age? I dont know about that so far...I might actually be in my golden age right now...
erm, I think its actually good when you are always on the move but want to remain faithful to your boyfriend. At least ask for his help in providing some method for you so you arent so lonely while traveling...How do I know this? hmm...
i was introduced by a guy i kinda like when i was 13. didn't really tried it until 1 day i was horny n took his words. then that time i was so much addicted that my peak went up to 5 times a night.. lol.. now think back of that was scary. hahaha.. but as age comes.. now i'm at the stage of 2-3 times a week.. who knows in future may keep reducing again... sex drive getting low.. haha
Back in form2, while i'm with a bunch of frens hanging around, a fren of mine came and ask us, "hey, do u know what is masturbate?" -- then i nonchalantly answered loudly, "wah..evyone also has a master bedroom in their house lar, what's so special about it?" -- hahaha. and then my frens laughed at me. Only did i know, that he was actually asking abt "masturbate" when i check back in the dictionary...Not "masterbedroom" -- So malu only!
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