When I Grow Up..

If you've been following my Twitter you'll probably know what I'm gonna share today. But nevertheless here's something you might not know even you follow me on Twitter.

I've been really inspired by this particular ad by Monster that feature various kids telling what they wanna be when they grow up.

Check it out.



The one that caught my particular attention was this one;

When I grow up I wanna be a web designer. A freak! Use terms nobody understands and convince myself I'm no longer the geek I was in high school!

Thus I thought to myself, why don't I come up with ambitions that would be fun to do? To add an additional kick into it, let's have the ambition not achievable but still fun!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my Top 10 List of Ambitions I wanna be When I Grow Up;

1. When I grow up I wanna be a screwdriver. Screwing around is fun!
2. When I grow up I wanna be a straw. Ppl suck me, I suck someone too.
3. When I grow up I wanna be backdrop for an event. Everyone will take picture with me!
4. When I grow up, I wanna be a needle. Poke here poke there poke everywhere I want
5. When I grow up I wanna be a satay stick. There's plenty of meat around for me and I go through them.
6. When I grow up I wanna be a waffle toaster. I get to kiap sweet delicious stuff all the time. Yummy
7. When I grow up, I wanna be a subway train. Going in and out of tunnels is fun!
8. When I grow up I wanna be an ATM. Let ppl press my right buttons and I shoot stuffs out.
9. When i grow up i want to be construction crane. I get to erect things for 'man'kind!
10. When I grow up I wanna be a shampoo dispenser. Squirting white liquid all over and ppl rubb it on their bodies.
    

Of course, there are a few ambitions that I withdrew after people comment on it like this one.



And also some ambition that is funny but I don't want to be grow up to be;

Some of my friends want to be pencil sharpeners when they grow up. They said having different long rods entering and exiting is fun.

I hope this post cheers you up if you're a pervy like me. Hehehehe. What do you wanna be when you grow up? Do share with me. :D

Cheers
Robb