After being in the gay circle for quite awhile, I can't help but to notice there are a few common behaviors for gays when it comes to relationships. As such, I'm going to share them with you guys as time goes by.
Let's start it off with a freshie case. By freshie, I don't mean my colleague, Fresh, but rather someone who is new to the scene of gay circle, usually in their late teens.
Ahh~ I can still remember how I felt back then. T_T I'm an old fuck. Okay, self sympathy over, back to my story. Let me put a character name for our freshie role, shall I? I'll call him Jacob (I can't help it! I'm attracted to the cibai werewolf's body).
Jacob was 18, fresh from high school. He believed in true love and there would be a prince charming waiting for him somewhere in the world. He would have the perfect looks, perfect body, treats him well and considerably wealthy too (think Edward Cullen if you're a Twilight fan. Lol! Edward and Jacob. Gay Moon!)! Of course, being relatively new in the circle, Jacob didn't really have much of an idea what kind of guy would be a good one for him. He only knew that he wished for his prince charming to be somewhat his age and suits along with his personality.
To get to know other gays, Jacob used the Internet to know other gays be it through gay portals such as Axcest, Fridae or chat channels in mIRC. Of course, in these places there are a lot of people available with their pictures and all. Jacob saw someone that he was interested to know (he looks cute) so he dropped him a private message asking for his MSN. Two hours late, Jacob got a reply from Howard, the guy he sent the message to, with Howard's MSN email in it.
After getting to know each other for quite a bit through chats (MSN and phone), Jacob and Howard decided to meet each other. They planned to meet for a movie and dinner for the weekend. Jacob was of course, nervous as he was really looking forward to see Howard. Despite he was fairly new in the circle, Jacob was not silly as he knew that pictures do differ from real life. He was anxious to find out if Howard is as cute as his pictures look.
As Jacob was the younger one, Howard offered to buy him movie tickets before dinner. Thus, the place to meet was at the cinema.
Here's the funny part. The story will have 2 endings depending on how Howard looks like. Let's go for option 1, if Howard is not as good looking as he is in his pictures..
Option 1 - Bad Picture
As Jacob walked closer to the cinema, he got a ring from Howard. He was right behind him. Jacob turned and was a little surprised as Howard looked different from his pictures. Well, he seemed like he gained quite a few pounds from those shots. They chatted and entered the cinema hall to watch the movie.
Throughout the movie, both remained friendly. For a few moments, Jacob felt that Howard tried touching his hands, hinting to hold his hands. From the moment Jacob found out that Howard wasn't as good looking as he thought he was, he has made up his mind to just remain friends with Howard. As such, he retreated his hands politely.
The date went on with dinner where both were friendly with each other with small talks and etc. After the dinner, they both bid goodbye and occasionally remain friends through MSN.
The end.
Yes, superficial, ain't it?
Let's go for the next option, if Howard is good looking...
Option 2 - Cute Howard
As Jacob walked towards the cinema, he saw a familiar face among the crowd in front of the entrance. There he was, Howard, as cute as his pictures were. Jacob was dazzled by Howard nevertheless as Howard said hi to him with a friendly hug. From that hug itself, Jacob sort of could tell that Howard workout in the gym quite often. That's definitely a lot of brownie points.
During the movie, Howard confidently grabbed hold of Jacob's hand and held it tightly throughout the entire show. Jacob was of course shy, but he was willing enough to hold hands with Howard. After the movie, Howard brought Jacob over to cozy restaurant for dinner where both of them had a wonderful time chatting.
They found out that they have similar hobbies (insert hobby) and Howard has a large collection of (insert hobby) at his house so Howard asked if Jacob would like to visit his house to look at the collection after dinner.
Now, irregardless of whether it was gonna be that night or another day, Jacob was bound to visit Howard's place. So I'll just skip the beat a little and Poof - Jacob and Howard were on the bed, naked and exhausted. They cuddled and slept soundly embracing each other.
Next morning, Jacob and Howard woke up, a little shy with each other. As both are relatively new, they agreed to be responsible for each others action (this is damn wtf, man. Lol) and thus agreed to be a couple.
From here onwards, there are 2 more possibilities of what could happen to them. Let's go for the bad one first.
Possibility No 1 - Bad ending
As time goes by, Jacob discovered that Howard isn't exactly a very nice person to be around with. He's sleazy, dirty, manipulative and rude, even towards him. As much as the sex is good, but the rest of Howard is just terrible. After 2 weeks of trying out, things just aren't working out. Jacob called it quit and went back to the Internet to look for his real prince charming. (Repeat from the top)
Possibility No 2 - Good ending
Howard is the perfect guy for Jacob.
What? Lazy wanna explain fairytale la! It happens once in awhile but rare of course.
So the summary of this typical gay relationship 1 I'm sharing today is;
- Gays are superficial, looks is everything (for this story)
- Gay guys hit the bed faster than straight guys (usually first night after meet up)
- Gay guys only date after having sex usually
- Gay relationships has an average of 1 month lifespan especially for the freshies
- Good looking guys can be a pain in the ass in terms of their personalities
I'll share more in the near future of other behaviors and scenarios of the local gay scene I'm familiar with. Till then, ciao!
P.S. I wonder if there's a hashtag for local gays to search for in Twitter for meet up. Lol. If there is, I bet the Channel X Twitter SMS would come in handy to post your location up to meet other people. RM1/week is a steal!
Cheers
Robb
Let's start it off with a freshie case. By freshie, I don't mean my colleague, Fresh, but rather someone who is new to the scene of gay circle, usually in their late teens.
Ahh~ I can still remember how I felt back then. T_T I'm an old fuck. Okay, self sympathy over, back to my story. Let me put a character name for our freshie role, shall I? I'll call him Jacob (I can't help it! I'm attracted to the cibai werewolf's body).
Jacob was 18, fresh from high school. He believed in true love and there would be a prince charming waiting for him somewhere in the world. He would have the perfect looks, perfect body, treats him well and considerably wealthy too (think Edward Cullen if you're a Twilight fan. Lol! Edward and Jacob. Gay Moon!)! Of course, being relatively new in the circle, Jacob didn't really have much of an idea what kind of guy would be a good one for him. He only knew that he wished for his prince charming to be somewhat his age and suits along with his personality.
To get to know other gays, Jacob used the Internet to know other gays be it through gay portals such as Axcest, Fridae or chat channels in mIRC. Of course, in these places there are a lot of people available with their pictures and all. Jacob saw someone that he was interested to know (he looks cute) so he dropped him a private message asking for his MSN. Two hours late, Jacob got a reply from Howard, the guy he sent the message to, with Howard's MSN email in it.
After getting to know each other for quite a bit through chats (MSN and phone), Jacob and Howard decided to meet each other. They planned to meet for a movie and dinner for the weekend. Jacob was of course, nervous as he was really looking forward to see Howard. Despite he was fairly new in the circle, Jacob was not silly as he knew that pictures do differ from real life. He was anxious to find out if Howard is as cute as his pictures look.
As Jacob was the younger one, Howard offered to buy him movie tickets before dinner. Thus, the place to meet was at the cinema.
Here's the funny part. The story will have 2 endings depending on how Howard looks like. Let's go for option 1, if Howard is not as good looking as he is in his pictures..
Option 1 - Bad Picture
As Jacob walked closer to the cinema, he got a ring from Howard. He was right behind him. Jacob turned and was a little surprised as Howard looked different from his pictures. Well, he seemed like he gained quite a few pounds from those shots. They chatted and entered the cinema hall to watch the movie.
Throughout the movie, both remained friendly. For a few moments, Jacob felt that Howard tried touching his hands, hinting to hold his hands. From the moment Jacob found out that Howard wasn't as good looking as he thought he was, he has made up his mind to just remain friends with Howard. As such, he retreated his hands politely.
The date went on with dinner where both were friendly with each other with small talks and etc. After the dinner, they both bid goodbye and occasionally remain friends through MSN.
The end.
Yes, superficial, ain't it?
Let's go for the next option, if Howard is good looking...
Option 2 - Cute Howard
As Jacob walked towards the cinema, he saw a familiar face among the crowd in front of the entrance. There he was, Howard, as cute as his pictures were. Jacob was dazzled by Howard nevertheless as Howard said hi to him with a friendly hug. From that hug itself, Jacob sort of could tell that Howard workout in the gym quite often. That's definitely a lot of brownie points.
During the movie, Howard confidently grabbed hold of Jacob's hand and held it tightly throughout the entire show. Jacob was of course shy, but he was willing enough to hold hands with Howard. After the movie, Howard brought Jacob over to cozy restaurant for dinner where both of them had a wonderful time chatting.
They found out that they have similar hobbies (insert hobby) and Howard has a large collection of (insert hobby) at his house so Howard asked if Jacob would like to visit his house to look at the collection after dinner.
Now, irregardless of whether it was gonna be that night or another day, Jacob was bound to visit Howard's place. So I'll just skip the beat a little and Poof - Jacob and Howard were on the bed, naked and exhausted. They cuddled and slept soundly embracing each other.
Next morning, Jacob and Howard woke up, a little shy with each other. As both are relatively new, they agreed to be responsible for each others action (this is damn wtf, man. Lol) and thus agreed to be a couple.
From here onwards, there are 2 more possibilities of what could happen to them. Let's go for the bad one first.
Possibility No 1 - Bad ending
As time goes by, Jacob discovered that Howard isn't exactly a very nice person to be around with. He's sleazy, dirty, manipulative and rude, even towards him. As much as the sex is good, but the rest of Howard is just terrible. After 2 weeks of trying out, things just aren't working out. Jacob called it quit and went back to the Internet to look for his real prince charming. (Repeat from the top)
Possibility No 2 - Good ending
Howard is the perfect guy for Jacob.
What? Lazy wanna explain fairytale la! It happens once in awhile but rare of course.
So the summary of this typical gay relationship 1 I'm sharing today is;
- Gays are superficial, looks is everything (for this story)
- Gay guys hit the bed faster than straight guys (usually first night after meet up)
- Gay guys only date after having sex usually
- Gay relationships has an average of 1 month lifespan especially for the freshies
- Good looking guys can be a pain in the ass in terms of their personalities
I'll share more in the near future of other behaviors and scenarios of the local gay scene I'm familiar with. Till then, ciao!
P.S. I wonder if there's a hashtag for local gays to search for in Twitter for meet up. Lol. If there is, I bet the Channel X Twitter SMS would come in handy to post your location up to meet other people. RM1/week is a steal!
Cheers
Robb
6 comments:
- Gay guys hit the bed faster than straight guys (usually first night after meet up)
They hit the shopping complex's toilet cubicle pretty fast too. Am I correct?
Erm...So, did u *ush ush on your first date?! Hehehehe
It's baaaad to generalize ...
but... as far as i'm aware of, you're picturing it accurately ;) I'm looking forward for the next "typical gay relationships" !
dylan: well, it depends. not all the time
simonlover: hahaha. i belong to the majority. what do you think?
papagrieng: hahaha. agree.
yup...correct...usually it''s like this...
a good scenario of "lust at first sight".. it's a little whorish, but some people actually find real love at a later stage. it finally depends on the individual's personality and honesty i guess.. applies on heterosexuals too..
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