The Way Men Think
I heard this joke from my boss.
A rich man decided that it was time for him to get married. He had 3 possible candidates who were pretty. The man gave each of them 100 thousand dollars and wanted to see what were they gonna do with the money.
Girl A spent all the money in making herself look pretty. New clothes, jeweleries, make up, products and various treatments (short of plastic). She told the man that she spent all the money to make herself look pretty and beautiful forever just for him. The man was happy.
Girl B spent all the money in buying gifts for the man. She bought him a Rolex, various gadgets and even a limited edition Volkswagen! She told him that she spent all the money to make him happy. The man was impressed.
Girl C spent all the money in investment. Within a fortnight, she made quadruple the amount invested and bought various financial plans just for the two of them. She told him that she spent all the money to ensure their future is sound. The man was very impressed!
Now, guess who did the man marry?
He married the one with the biggest boobs.
Yes. Men thinks that way. Lol.
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Cheers
Robb
A rich man decided that it was time for him to get married. He had 3 possible candidates who were pretty. The man gave each of them 100 thousand dollars and wanted to see what were they gonna do with the money.
Girl A spent all the money in making herself look pretty. New clothes, jeweleries, make up, products and various treatments (short of plastic). She told the man that she spent all the money to make herself look pretty and beautiful forever just for him. The man was happy.
Girl B spent all the money in buying gifts for the man. She bought him a Rolex, various gadgets and even a limited edition Volkswagen! She told him that she spent all the money to make him happy. The man was impressed.
Girl C spent all the money in investment. Within a fortnight, she made quadruple the amount invested and bought various financial plans just for the two of them. She told him that she spent all the money to ensure their future is sound. The man was very impressed!
Now, guess who did the man marry?
He married the one with the biggest boobs.
Yes. Men thinks that way. Lol.
P.S. I share much more jokes on Twitter than my blog. So for the last time, just follow me on Twitter already! And don't make it an excuse that you can't with the RM1/week Twitter SMS service by Channel X. Piff!
Cheers
Robb
5 xtra squirt(s):
LOL terrible, won't work for u tho
cha dou! :D
What bout gay man? =)
If three girls was exchange with 3 young guys doing the same thing.
Do they look at other part too instead of other thing?
If the 3 women were 3 men, the guy would choose the the one with the the biggest ****
ky: u're right. won't work.
dylan: cha is the right word in this context.
tian chad: it depends on individual i guess?
vincee: err.. maybe for some but not for me. size is not avthing for me.
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