I Hate My Elder Sister
It's no secret that I hate my elder sister from the bottom of my guts. But that doesn't mean that I'm not in speaking terms with her. Our spat goes a long way back to our growing up days, but the full story will drag on to probably a few pages so I'll cut things short and share the latest discontentment I had with her.
If you are following me on Twitter, you would have known I was a "Grinch" during Chinese New Year in Ipoh. Reason? Well, it's in the title of this blog post.
Whenever I go back to Ipoh, I expect to be able to go around town using my dad's car especially at night. Face the facts, how interesting can hanging out with relatives and parents be day and night? Already I'm dedicating the day time for entertaining family members, I deserve some god damn time off, hanging out with friends, going places at night right? So, that's not usually a problem cause my dad doesn't hang out at night at his age (would be interesting if he does, lol).
But this year, I was denied the chance to drive on my own in Ipoh. I had to freaking ask people to fetch me out. As much as I know my friends don't really mind bringing me out, but I do not like to depend on others. I'm not a leech, okay? I do things independently and guess who was the culprit? No prizes for correct guesses anyway.
2 days before Chinese New Year, my dad drove his car to Penang and parked his car at my sister's hostel and waited a few hours for my sister to finish work. Once my sister was done, my dad drove my sister's car back to Ipoh instead. Justification - my sister is incompetent to drive on the highway on her own.
Well, if that was the first month she was driving her car, then it was acceptable. But guess what? She had been driving for half a year and it was not the first time my dad had to do that. All she did for all her previous trips back to Ipoh and back to Penang, my dad had to freaking accompany her, either driving for her or sitting next to her pointing directions on how to reach Ipoh or Penang. Fucking hell! How stupid or blind can a woman driver be? No offense to any female readers of mine, but my sister literally bring the average driving skills of women down the drain.
So to cut things short, our family had a car in Ipoh during Chinese New Year, it was my sister's car. So, as we're obviously not in good terms with each other, I was not allowed to drive it, which was expected. When that happened, it's obviously I hated this year's Chinese New Year more than anything.
When I first found out about it, I was so furious, I was thinking of getting back to KL where at least I can go anywhere I want, anytime with cab (Ipoh cab service sucks and are fucking expensive), go Penang right away and spend it with Zach, rent a car to use in Ipoh or just fucking endure the dreadful Chinese New Year.
Guess which one I did? The last - I was thinking of making the most people happy thus I went ahead and made the decision where I was fucking unhappy the entire stay in Ipoh. Going back to KL seems pointless as I was planning to go Penang in a few days time. Leaving Ipoh would also mean I'm shattering my parents' hearts especially since Chinese New Year is a grand occasion. Where would they hide their face when they said their son left Ipoh after returning cause of a spat between siblings? My family is a family where everyone care about their 'face' or reputation/image. Renting a car was suicidal as the normal rental rate is already crazy and it was Chinese New Year.
I was so glad on Tuesday that I went to Penang and spend the rest of my time there as Chinese New Year this year is totally dreadful thanks to an incompetent lady driver - my elder sister. Even when she was returning back to Penang, she was not the driver. God knows how long she would need to learn how to drive properly.
Hey sis, watch this video, you lousy driver.
P.S. I hate my elder sister so much that I was dreaming of her and I fucking yelled "Fuck you!" in the dream.
P.P.S. If you're a sexist driver, you can also check this video out. It pokes fun at lady drivers. Lol.
Fuck you, sis!
Cheers
If you are following me on Twitter, you would have known I was a "Grinch" during Chinese New Year in Ipoh. Reason? Well, it's in the title of this blog post.
Whenever I go back to Ipoh, I expect to be able to go around town using my dad's car especially at night. Face the facts, how interesting can hanging out with relatives and parents be day and night? Already I'm dedicating the day time for entertaining family members, I deserve some god damn time off, hanging out with friends, going places at night right? So, that's not usually a problem cause my dad doesn't hang out at night at his age (would be interesting if he does, lol).
But this year, I was denied the chance to drive on my own in Ipoh. I had to freaking ask people to fetch me out. As much as I know my friends don't really mind bringing me out, but I do not like to depend on others. I'm not a leech, okay? I do things independently and guess who was the culprit? No prizes for correct guesses anyway.
2 days before Chinese New Year, my dad drove his car to Penang and parked his car at my sister's hostel and waited a few hours for my sister to finish work. Once my sister was done, my dad drove my sister's car back to Ipoh instead. Justification - my sister is incompetent to drive on the highway on her own.
Well, if that was the first month she was driving her car, then it was acceptable. But guess what? She had been driving for half a year and it was not the first time my dad had to do that. All she did for all her previous trips back to Ipoh and back to Penang, my dad had to freaking accompany her, either driving for her or sitting next to her pointing directions on how to reach Ipoh or Penang. Fucking hell! How stupid or blind can a woman driver be? No offense to any female readers of mine, but my sister literally bring the average driving skills of women down the drain.
So to cut things short, our family had a car in Ipoh during Chinese New Year, it was my sister's car. So, as we're obviously not in good terms with each other, I was not allowed to drive it, which was expected. When that happened, it's obviously I hated this year's Chinese New Year more than anything.
When I first found out about it, I was so furious, I was thinking of getting back to KL where at least I can go anywhere I want, anytime with cab (Ipoh cab service sucks and are fucking expensive), go Penang right away and spend it with Zach, rent a car to use in Ipoh or just fucking endure the dreadful Chinese New Year.
Guess which one I did? The last - I was thinking of making the most people happy thus I went ahead and made the decision where I was fucking unhappy the entire stay in Ipoh. Going back to KL seems pointless as I was planning to go Penang in a few days time. Leaving Ipoh would also mean I'm shattering my parents' hearts especially since Chinese New Year is a grand occasion. Where would they hide their face when they said their son left Ipoh after returning cause of a spat between siblings? My family is a family where everyone care about their 'face' or reputation/image. Renting a car was suicidal as the normal rental rate is already crazy and it was Chinese New Year.
I was so glad on Tuesday that I went to Penang and spend the rest of my time there as Chinese New Year this year is totally dreadful thanks to an incompetent lady driver - my elder sister. Even when she was returning back to Penang, she was not the driver. God knows how long she would need to learn how to drive properly.
Hey sis, watch this video, you lousy driver.
P.S. I hate my elder sister so much that I was dreaming of her and I fucking yelled "Fuck you!" in the dream.
P.P.S. If you're a sexist driver, you can also check this video out. It pokes fun at lady drivers. Lol.
Fuck you, sis!
Cheers
19 xtra squirt(s):
Don't be mean to lady drivers ;p Some of us are pretty decent!
but I do get yoru paon with yoru sister - I had almost same story: I went back to my hometown (to EUROPE! lol) for a week. And on one certain day I needed to use the a car - and the car I would be using belongs to my parents, but my sis uses it usually. I visit them once a year, and I ask the car for one day. And OF COURSE my "dear" sister starts trowing tantrums that she needs the car desperately to drive her lazy arse 3 km from home on that day. GRRRRRRRR! My parents intervened and told her off, but I was pretty much sure they would succumb to her nasty character. It just suxx to have lousy siblings!
*pat pat*
hehehehe.. chill~
hhahahaha so much anger, so much anger!
You bloody spoilt prick! You are still a leech after all since you don't have your own car. Go get a life, and your own car then...duh...
Anonymous: hello? I'm chinese? All chinese leeches off their parents. It's our tradition to do so. Lol. Seriously, if using my dad's car when I'm back at my hometown once in a blue moon is leeching then I really wonder what you call the other chinese who still stay with their parents even after marriage. But to be fair, I do agree on the objective observation tat yes, I am a leech. Nevertheless I'd prefer leeching off my parents than to my friends.
There he goes again, the non-stop whiner. "o the world is so unfair to me".
stop whining, start living dude. the world nor your sister don't own you a fucking thing.
if u hate her so much and if you are angry for your father (who i believe is just being a protective father) get a fucking car of your own.
what a loser.
Happy Chinese New Year..
Erm....I kinda same as your sis honestly..Abit like you sounding me..But I just get my licence 2 months la.
Hehe I'll practice more as I believes practice makes perfect. I hope I won't be the lousiest lady driver that you meant...
anonymous: u are right, this is a whining post. but never have i said that i'm complaining that the world is unfair and etc.
i was merely complaining what an unpleasant time i had back in ipoh. u're right as well that i should get my own ride, but that does not deny me my right to express my dissatisfaction in my very own blog, does it?
fiona: u got ur license last 2 months. she got hers fucking 7 years ago.
shilka: lucky u that your parents sided for u. mine won't cause their future depends on her and not me, which has been an established fact.
yee hou: kiss can ah?
aaroz: thanks
ky: roar!!
Hepi CNY!
Kesian you and your sis's feudal, x habes2. What the hell, tell ur dad/sis that driving on highways are much easier/safer than driving in cities, just look at the accident statistics! The action of your loving dad, pampering and 'protecting' your sis by driving her like that, it's bad. Tsk tsk tsk!
Anyway, wat car she's driving? Maybe it's too pricy for her to lend u LOLx!
kerbau: she's driving the new saga. i've driven beemers before, ok?
But naughty robbie drove Beemer until tyres went screeching... XD
isaac: it's drifting, ok? lol
why dont you just get a new car? solve all problems :)
cm'on, ur blaming ur sis for ruining ur whole cny? there's a huge difference btwn driving around ur small neighbourhood and highway interstate. u can see how often freak accidents occuring evry holidays involving even da experienced drivers. and as old folks, safety always comes 1st esp for parents. by da way, im a big fan of ur sis =P. hows she doin nowadays?
anonymous: hehe, stingy cuz wanna get a house first. :p
fei mow: oh well, it's more of a situational rant where i'm upset than actual putting blame on anything. it is just so happens that this happened and resulted in me being stuck at home during cny which pissed me off. otherwise i won't be angry and i won't really care how she got back to ipoh. if you're asking how is she, i can't help u much cause it's apparent i'm not exactly keeping in close touch with her.
I absolutely agree on your last reply to anonymous. It is the mark of someone who is truly enlightened to put getting a house ahead of getting a car these days. it bodes well for your financial future.
After 5 years of driving and about 3 years rarely hitting any other objects, well, I guess Im a OK_driver. LOL
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