A Day When I Was in High School

Oh hai!! I'm in Ipoh, in a cybercafe at the moment. :D

Damn nice, okay? Getting to drive around in this small little town without any incompetent female getting in my way. Kekekeke.

Okay, since I'm in such a good mood today, let me share with you one of my old stories. Probably not the most interesting one and you could have guessed by reading the title. It's gonna be a page from my school days. This would be after Billy's incident, during Form 4 or Form 5. If you have not read my life's story, you should read them here.

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A typical day for Chew (the name that everyone called me when I was in high school) would be - waking up in the morning after his mum gently awoke him (yes, I needed my mum to wake me up cause I was a sleeping ugly, geddit? Lol). Chew was pretty much a lazy arse (big one too) cause he usually skipped the shower and just brush his teeth and proceed to style his middle parting hairstyle (yes, I had that) before he proceeded to the kitchen to prepare himself cup noodles or instant noodles, in double rations to ensure he was as fat as ever.

After the heavy meal, he would proceed to wait in the living room to wait for Konrad's mum, who will be fetching him to school as part of the car pool plan arranged between the fat guy and the Gernese (German Chinese, not to be mistaken with Pornese). From his many car trips in the car, the fat one learned that Konrad was probably teribble at waking up as well and his mum had less patience than his. It was evident that most of the time, during the journey to school, Konrad was getting quite an amount of lecture in a very unpleasant tone from his mother.

After arriving at school, the fat one will walk towards the assembly area which happened to be a basketball court with Konrad as they are both besties. :D As usual, the fat one will be browsing left, right center for his 'crush', his 'godbro', Wei Hoe, who he was pretty much infatuated with. Wei Hoe would usually be around his scout peers, hanging out and chatting. The fat one would sometimes sighed and regret that he wasn't a scout earlier, else wise, he would be able to get closer to his prized godbro.

The bell would then rung and the fat one would fall into his class' line before listening to announcements and proceed to his class. Being in the first class of the form meant a lot for some of his peers and him back then. After all, the fat one had nothing to be recognized except for his fatness and slightly better brain. That being said, the class was also filled with lots of unique personalities, though they are heavier on the nerds and geeks (let's say 60% of them wore specs, the fat one didn't).

Oh well, the fat one had learned to choose the best from the geeks and there were 2 cute guys who were slightly geeky that he was fond of. Of course, he made it as casual as ever in his attempts to molest them, like hugging them and letting go and lightly punching them (insert moves to hide the hug). However, those short moments of hugs made the fat one happy nevertheless. He was happy that he was hugging another guy. Guess that's how he was positive that he liked guys.

Recess would be eventful because that's when the fat one refuel his engine with more food. Of course, at that point of life, the fat one was hopeful that when he found his true love, his true love will love him for his heart and not his looks, which was a stupid thing to hope for cause life ain't Disneyland. Lol. Recess was also when the fat one learned his ultimate fast eating skill. It was due to the short time of recess (15 minutes during primary school and 20 during high school) that made the fat one managed to eat so fast. Imagine, his classroom was on the second floor and the canteen was on the ground floor. By the time the bell rang, he would have to line up and get down. Once he reach the canteen he'd have to line up for food as well and to find place to sit. All those will take up at least 5 to 10 minutes. So we're usually down to a few minutes to swallow all our food before we proceed to the assembly area to talk cock for a shortwhile (or perhaps a hug or 2 on the cute guys by the fat one) before the bell rings and everyone would be sent off to their classrooms.

Classrooms are rather uneventful except when it was during PE period where the fat one would look around for eye candies. Sadly, being in the first class of the form really doesn't help much. Lol. Even the cute geeks/nerds were skinny as hell with little to offer but the fat one wasn't complaining though. Free show was always nice since he had little access to gay porn back then.

Classes usually end about 2pm or 3pm depending on days. Then, the fat one and Konrad will go home together, this time fetched by the fat one's dad. As much as Konrad had a superb body, but the fat one knew his boundaries and definitely did not try to do anything funny with his bestie because it is wrong to do so (excuses actually, the fat one doesn't dig whites).

Well that summed up my day in high school.

How about you gays out there? Tell me what was the gayest stuff you did during your high school. I certainly would like to know. ;)

Cheers
Robb