Lousy Memory

It's a known fact that I have lousy memory, especially in remembering people's faces.

This means if I see you for the first time today, chances are super high I'll forget who you are the next time we meet. Yes, it is that bad.

It's not that I'm mean or what. But my memory is just damn awful. Most of the time when people smiled and waved at me, I smiled and waved back not knowing who the other person was. Of course, out of courtesy, I don't wanna appear stupid by not knowing thus I just smiled. Most of the time, if they come close to me and talk to me about something, I'll just carry on with the conversation pretending I was aware who he/she was. LOL.

However, having this problem is damn bad in the corporate world. Especially when you have to meet so many people, clients and etc. Mine is double whammy, include thousands of bloggers I have to meet. *slams forehead* LOL

Apparently, I'm not the only person that has this problem. There's this midget girl called Not-Audrey that has the same problem with me. Yesterday, she went for an event and she happened to saw someone and mistook her for being another person's wife!

She even go around telling everyone that the lady was another person's wife when she wasn't!! LOL. Fresh and I had a damn good time laughing at her XD.

I mean it's understandable that Not-Audrey is likely to have the problem. I mean, she got night visions and no knees, I'm sure the lack of height probably means the lack of memory la. But why me?

Why do I have lousy memory too? *Gasps*

Unless I have passive midget-gene in my DNA!!! The Horror!!!

Thank God I'm gay. If I'm straight and mate with another woman with passive midget-gene and so happens the gene got twisted and started to have buttsecks with each other my offspring will be midget as well!

I mean, it's cool that I can train them to be deadly assassins and robbers (halfling gets 50% thievery success rate, quote Utopia), but life's gonna be quite difficult for him/her in school la. Imagine the amount of teasing.


See? What I told you about thievery success rate? Espionage damn keng!
Okay, drifted far enough. LOL. No offense for midgets and Not-Audrey. Just running wild with my blogging topic.

I think I should meet up with Not-Aud to discuss how to solve this problem la. Else wise we both can dai in this industry.

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Okay, I think I offended midgets today. I hope no midgets run towards me and punch my crotch (they can't reach my face anyway).

*Runs away laughing*

P.S. I'm a bad bad man. Gay but makes fun of midget somemore. Tsk tsk tsk.

Cheers
Robb