Being Gay Again

I'm pleased to announce I'm back in the gay world.

After retiring for quite awhile due to my passion in my previous job, I haven't even had time to properly workout in the gym, what else flirt around in the market? *grins*

However, going back into the scene after disappearing for such a long time does has its disadvantages. Well, more to physical imperfections I think I currently possess;
- I'm fat
- My hair is terrible
- I need gay clothes

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It's not joke when I say I'm fat. People who are close to me can obviously see how much I ballooned throughout these few years. Yes, the almighty Robb who lost 40kgs last time is now fat again. Curse you for laughing. T____T

As usual, fatties aren't exactly considered hotties in the gay market (I'm kinda sure they aren't in the hetero market as well...) and I am determined to shake em weights off me within 4 months time.

The plan?

Need you ask? Green apples! LOL

Well, not just green apples. I'm am sort of determined to hit the gym daily unless there's like a fire or airplane crash type of emergencies and so far I'm doing pretty well on the second week. My meal intakes are only breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Breakfast - 2 eggs usually for weekdays, if I take noodles for breakfast I'd skip lunch on weekends
Lunch - Usually 1 small portion of regular meal. Eg, chap fan with lots of veggie/some meat + egg based dish with very meager amount of rice or subway
Dinner - Either 1 instant noodle (at home) or half portion of what I order from hawker stalls (unless portion way too small, then I eat full portion)

Anytime in the middle I feel hungry? Bite em green apples!! RAWRR!!!

The best news is - I can haz free green apples in my office pantry!!! OMGBBQSAUCEWTF!!!!!!!!!!

That saves at least 50 bucks a month if you ask me since fruits ain't cheap these days. I still have to buy some to keep at home for my munching during weekends and weekday evenings though.

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I miss my good ol' hairstyle. Back in the early days when I took part in the stupid reality show, I really had awesome lala hair which I loved and trust me, stolen damn 9 a lot of sei gay lou's hearts. The hairstylist which I got to know from the show was good. I followed him as his career progressed for 4 years till he moved to Singapore for better job opportunities end of last year.

And that began the streak of horrible hair cut I've ended up with. T__________T

I've been changing hairstylists every time I cut my hair but I still can't find one that suits me. The last hair cut I had was terrible. The bitch (yes, a girl hairstylist, so ridiculous of me to even let a girl to cut my hair. Rule of thumb, girls can't cut gay guys' hair, ok?) shaved my sides and left only the top of my hair with some length. I almost look like a kappa (go google kappa, it's some sort of Japanese water jin with a ring of hair on top of his head). Now, my hair tells people I have no sense of fashion. FML.

I vow to grow my hair thick and long again then search for a hairstylist and push him my old pictures and demand he cut the same like that and if he can't, I'll just leave. If he cuts and it's not the same, I won't pay. >:(

Yes, I'm that pissed off!

Hopefully when this issue is solved, my hair will attract all kinds of cute guys again. LOL

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I don't shop for clothes a lot. If you do see me in real person, you probably notice I wear the same shit a lot. Well, this is because I think clothes are expensive to spend on and thus I will only buy them once a year (probably in Bangkok).

This is obviously not the right thing to do for myself since I spend at least 2k a year on stupid cardboard called Magic the Gathering. I think I'd need to save a portion of my salary for clothes fund so I can get more better looking clothes in the near future.

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All all those factors in;

Fat Robb + Ugly Hair + Plain clothes = How to attract cute gay guys? T______T

Target is definitely;

Lean/Toned Robb + Cool Hair (if you call lala cool) + Nice clothes = Kao sei zai (max success rate in courting guys)

Wish me all the best okay?

Or else I hate chuuuu....

P.S. Should I get a second bf?

Cheers
Robb