Fat People Are Mean

I think this midget agrees with me. (Calling her a midget cause I'm mean, refer title)

Let me tell you a story of a fatty. Let's call him Bob cause Bob sounds like something bouncy and round in nature.

Bob was a fatty (duh~).

Bob was so fat that when he walked past the TV, you'll miss 3 commercials in a row.

Jokes aside. Bob was mean. He knew he was fat. But he ain't doing nothing about it cause he thought he was so cool. He knew he was vulnerable to insults from others so he had to come up with something to protect himself.

How? He started intimidating smaller kids & girls.

He made sure that whenever a kid younger than him opposed him, he'd literally threw his weight on him to punish him. Poor kids were all terrified of Bob.

When girls walked past him, he went around touching their hair just to terrify them. Poor girls cried and were afraid of Bob whenever they see him.

So the plan worked. Bob felt better because he thought he was in control and no one dared to make fun of him cause they all are terrified of the mighty (weighty) Bob.

So that's the tale of a fat mean person I know.

12 years down the road, I met Bob this morning. He wasn't as fat as he was but boy is he still mean. He lies, sleeps around, cheats and do all kinds of nasty things. Reason? He still feels vulnerable.

My whole point? Fat people tend to do things to impress/intimidate/distract/provoke others so other people don't talk about them being fat. Bah, there ain't no point in this blog entry anyway. I just wanted to say fat people are mean.

What are you looking at anyway?

Get off my blog.

Cheers
Bob