Finding A Friend

Well, it's no secret that I'm a loner when it comes to socializing around.

I mean, sure I have flings here and there, but they remain flings and nothing more.

Reason? Well, there hasn't been any flings of mine that could really fit well into the context of a friend that I'd like to have. Technically, it's easier for me to find flings than friends, because with flings, all you need is good looks, reasonable body and willingness to have fun.

Friends?

Well, I'm an asshole for setting requirements, but I need friends who are;
- Reasonable looking (understatement actually, lol)
- Able to converse in English and/or Cantonese (and would be best)
- Not too young nor too old to relate to conversations
- Similar educational/cultural standards with myself
- Humorous in a lame way (preferably Canto lame jokes)
- Play games
- Able to teleport
- Speak to animals
- Has his own petting zoo in his backyard

Okay, the last 3 were exaggerations but you get the drift. The qualities I look in a mere friend is as long as others' who look for their soul mates. Well, for a kid who didn't have much friends since his early days, I tend to be very close to myself and vary on who do I approach to be friends with.

I guess that this continued all the way till now.

On the happy note, I found someone who fits into this criteria with a bonus point - He's gay and cute. LOL.

Flings aside, I think I should give this friendship a try, since the way we talk to each other is equally as lame as Stephen Chow's old movies' dialogues.

What do friends do ah, these days? Yam cha? Watch movies? Play console games? TFK each other? LOL.

Would be great if you, my dearest readers could share what kind of activities you do with your buddies. I haven't had a real buddy for so long, I really have no idea. LOL.

Cheers
Robb