Being Gay Again

I'm pleased to announce I'm back in the gay world.

After retiring for quite awhile due to my passion in my previous job, I haven't even had time to properly workout in the gym, what else flirt around in the market? *grins*

However, going back into the scene after disappearing for such a long time does has its disadvantages. Well, more to physical imperfections I think I currently possess;
- I'm fat
- My hair is terrible
- I need gay clothes

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It's not joke when I say I'm fat. People who are close to me can obviously see how much I ballooned throughout these few years. Yes, the almighty Robb who lost 40kgs last time is now fat again. Curse you for laughing. T____T

As usual, fatties aren't exactly considered hotties in the gay market (I'm kinda sure they aren't in the hetero market as well...) and I am determined to shake em weights off me within 4 months time.

The plan?

Need you ask? Green apples! LOL

Well, not just green apples. I'm am sort of determined to hit the gym daily unless there's like a fire or airplane crash type of emergencies and so far I'm doing pretty well on the second week. My meal intakes are only breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Breakfast - 2 eggs usually for weekdays, if I take noodles for breakfast I'd skip lunch on weekends
Lunch - Usually 1 small portion of regular meal. Eg, chap fan with lots of veggie/some meat + egg based dish with very meager amount of rice or subway
Dinner - Either 1 instant noodle (at home) or half portion of what I order from hawker stalls (unless portion way too small, then I eat full portion)

Anytime in the middle I feel hungry? Bite em green apples!! RAWRR!!!

The best news is - I can haz free green apples in my office pantry!!! OMGBBQSAUCEWTF!!!!!!!!!!

That saves at least 50 bucks a month if you ask me since fruits ain't cheap these days. I still have to buy some to keep at home for my munching during weekends and weekday evenings though.

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I miss my good ol' hairstyle. Back in the early days when I took part in the stupid reality show, I really had awesome lala hair which I loved and trust me, stolen damn 9 a lot of sei gay lou's hearts. The hairstylist which I got to know from the show was good. I followed him as his career progressed for 4 years till he moved to Singapore for better job opportunities end of last year.

And that began the streak of horrible hair cut I've ended up with. T__________T

I've been changing hairstylists every time I cut my hair but I still can't find one that suits me. The last hair cut I had was terrible. The bitch (yes, a girl hairstylist, so ridiculous of me to even let a girl to cut my hair. Rule of thumb, girls can't cut gay guys' hair, ok?) shaved my sides and left only the top of my hair with some length. I almost look like a kappa (go google kappa, it's some sort of Japanese water jin with a ring of hair on top of his head). Now, my hair tells people I have no sense of fashion. FML.

I vow to grow my hair thick and long again then search for a hairstylist and push him my old pictures and demand he cut the same like that and if he can't, I'll just leave. If he cuts and it's not the same, I won't pay. >:(

Yes, I'm that pissed off!

Hopefully when this issue is solved, my hair will attract all kinds of cute guys again. LOL

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I don't shop for clothes a lot. If you do see me in real person, you probably notice I wear the same shit a lot. Well, this is because I think clothes are expensive to spend on and thus I will only buy them once a year (probably in Bangkok).

This is obviously not the right thing to do for myself since I spend at least 2k a year on stupid cardboard called Magic the Gathering. I think I'd need to save a portion of my salary for clothes fund so I can get more better looking clothes in the near future.

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All all those factors in;

Fat Robb + Ugly Hair + Plain clothes = How to attract cute gay guys? T______T

Target is definitely;

Lean/Toned Robb + Cool Hair (if you call lala cool) + Nice clothes = Kao sei zai (max success rate in courting guys)

Wish me all the best okay?

Or else I hate chuuuu....

P.S. Should I get a second bf?

Cheers
Robb

Liberal, Are You?

What does liberty means?

To many, liberty means the freedom to do what they want, as long as no one's rights are violated. From 1 glance it might seem that it's for the universal good but if we're to analyze it further, one might think again.

I've always considered myself a liberal. Don't give 2 shits about religion, screw traditional values, homosexual, do what I want with my money and life (though I do not consume alcohol/tobacco or drugs by choice) and of course, a little freedom on bed as well.

If you know me well enough, you'd have known that I'm sort of in an open relationship. What does that mean? Well, it means me and my bf have reached an understanding that if we lust someone for pleasure purpose, then it's okay to gratify ourselves providing that there are no strings attached.

Might be shocking for some of you guys who are more reserved but I'm sure there are equal amount of people here who are aware of this practice especially for the married ones who have been with each other for at least 10 years or more.

Now, what I wanted to share was something more mind blowing that having an open relationship.

It's having more than 1 life partner (be it bf/gf/husband/wife) and at the same time, allowing your life partner to have more than one as well.

Think of it this way;

Traditional couple
A loves B

"New Age"
A loves B
A loves C
A loves D
B loves A
B loves Y
B loves Z
C loves A
C loves I
C loves H

If I'm to draw lines, I'm sure it will form some sort of secret code for eternal life.

I came across this knowledge recently when I get acquainted with a group of friends which happened to travel to Bangkok at the same time with me and Zach. I'm in no position to comment anything but I'm just confused how things work out for such relationship(s).

If any of you guys have any idea, do share your thoughts and views?

Confused
Robb

Blogging What I Want

I'm back!

Am quite sick of myself apologizing every time I don't blog for a long time so I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened especially since I don't put a date on my posts (one of the reasons to mislead people that I am still actively blogging). LOL

So what's new?

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Driving a car sure is expensive T_T . Petrol and parking is a bitch and not to mention the bloody car loan to repay. I'm so broke these days. Wuwuwuwuwu.

Let's not talk about the sad part. The good part is, I get to go where I want much easier these days. I can play more Magic, hit the gym (lies), fetch Zach to work/home when it rains and go Klang to eat my favorite Bak Kut Teh. Wheeeee. I feel much in control of my life now that I don't have to rely on public transport (the fear of not finding a cab in the middle of the night) and excessive commuting time (imagine taking KTM =.=)

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All the puppies have found new homes. I sure hope that Big Girl, Star Girl & Boy Boy are well taken care of. I think I undervalued them for selling as low as RM350-RM450 though but never mind. I just hope that they are cared for. ^_^

Oh, I'm keeping Small Girl which we've named as Coffee (her breathe smells like coffee) because she was previously malnourished due to virus infection in her stomach. She's growing fine now but we want to ensure that she grows well before even considering looking for a new home for her. We're most likely keeping her permanently to be honest. ^_^

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I'm getting better in Magic, I think. I've been topping mini tournaments recently and am quite happy I made little mistakes (even though my deck was quite overwhelming for those tourneys). I hope I continue improving my play skills. ^_^

A new set is getting released next week - New Phyrexia. Unlike other recent sets that I looked forward to, this set is quite horrible in my opinion, in terms of functionality of rares & Mythics. The only cards that I really liked were


This card is a bomb for any control decks (decks that I will definitely play). Life gain is important to ensure Control decks stay alive and outrun faster decks like RDW or Boros. Obviously now with Stoneforge Mystic in the format, this card is bonkers, but even without the tutoring Kor in the format, Batterskull will continue to be an important element for Control decks (it's colorless for god sake!) especially when Baneslayer's contract might not be extended in the core set.

Did you see that it comes with a free germ attached to it? Yes, 5 mana for a 4/4 black germ, lifelink vigilance. If your germ dies, you can either equip it to another creature or simply return to your hand and cast it again! Oh how broken it can be. Definitely a control dream came true.


2 mana 0/4 is decent. With players running creatures with protection and stuff, he blocks everything down the drain of 4 power (control likes this). It is also vital in late games in case anyone tries to murder a finisher from a control player using targeted removals (Wurmcoil Engine).

Other than these 2 cards, the others don't seem to excite me that much (maybe a few uncommons but they are not crazy, I think). Overall the new set seems very flavorful to narrate how Mirrodin is turned into New Phyrexia but brings little value to tournament players at least in the forms of Rares & Mythic Rares.

Well, that in a way is good news for me so I don't need to spend too much on Magic this set.

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Am going to Bangkok in 2 weeks time for 7 days and I have very little budget to spend thanks to my crazy expenses these days. Will RM1k be sufficient? I'm not sure, but I'll try to stretch it as much as I can for sure.

Will be visiting all the tourists destination with Zach and I don't care what anyone says, I'm using an umbrella in day time because the heat is freaking unbearable the last time I was at Bangkok. LOL.

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That's all from me this time. Will share more in time to come, hopefully not a month's gap. LOL

See ya

Cheers
Robb